We did a deal with Smart some time ago and they did this VICE car for us. We could keep it for 2 months and today is the last day. With tears in our eyes, we have to say goodbye to the VICE-mobile. Smart is not planning to produce this model in the near future. No more hipsters looking at us while cruising Mitte. No more offended hippies and groupie sex in the back. Goodbye VICE-Mobile.
Sucks when your hotel’s a total fascist about checkout and your credit cards are all maxed out and all you have is a plane ticket home and cabfare to the airport.
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This girl was worried about her “big hips” which is girl for a “fat ass” which is guy for: lying alone in bed with your wubbie jammed into your face crying, “Why can’t this wubbie be a pair of ‘hips’ or ‘fat ass’ or whatever they fuck they’re calling heaven these days?”
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Reader Comments
March 31st, 2006
7:23 pm
haha look at that little bitch ass euro car
March 31st, 2006
11:23 pm
I would drive that, minus the vice decal
Americans have the worst taste in autos.
No wonder GM and Ford are going bankrupt.
April 1st, 2006
12:14 am
How hard would it be to get some custom car shop to put that on the side of any other car? I guess it was cool cause it was free, but you should find a better car and get that shit doooone!
April 2nd, 2006
6:47 am
And in other Vice car news - mine was stolen at 4am this morning.
I hope it gets used in a bank robbery and there’s a massive car chase in which it gets absolutely destroyed by the cops. It’d be a fitting and glorious end to an otherwise infallable workhorse.
Oh and no insurance either. Ha. Life is good.
April 2nd, 2006
9:56 am
Is a shame you can keep it looks FAB
April 2nd, 2006
9:57 am
Is a shame you can’t keep it looks FAB
August 1st, 2008
2:09 pm
VERY NICE