Kira Pohl is the new intern for VICE Germany. She comes from Dortmund and, besides dancing like crazy to They Might Be Giants, opening beers with ANY part of her body and writing her university final essay on Walter Benjamin, she designs and draws every single envelope and package that leaves this office on a daily basis. Rainbows, hearts, squirrels, ponys and unicorns. Think Lisa Frank post mental breakdown. At the beginning we thought it was totally dumb, we were like "hey dude, stop doing this shit, it’s totally stupid". Well, guess what? Our business associates LOVE IT. Clients and advertisers are writing us and asking for the lovely person behind such wonderful creations. "It cheers up my day" they say. Thanks to her we’re getting loads of perks and free goodies. Like the Nixon Gold Edition for our Editor.
Reader Comments
March 31st, 2006
8:16 pm
are you fucking kidding me? who wrote this? it’s a joke, right?
March 31st, 2006
9:00 pm
That is fucking retarded.
March 31st, 2006
9:46 pm
clearly an adorable girl
March 31st, 2006
10:32 pm
walter benjamin bonah!
April 1st, 2006
12:15 am
i’m for it.
April 1st, 2006
1:19 pm
way to go kira! back in the day my mail never left the house without a “thank you mr postman” fine print.
all those losers who think its a joke are clearly missing out on the point…
July 13th, 2006
7:19 pm
More likely a retard, or not getting paid and has sweet FA to do.