New council estate craze among teenagers in London – farmyard animals. “Mans have Staffs but nobody’s gonna move to you if you’ve got a donkey, ya get me? It’s a good way to link girls too. I get pure girls just coming up to me asking to stroke my donkey.”
Not sure why The Great Reveen uses a shiny old watch swinging back and forth on a chain. We were staring at this thing so long we had beards.
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Hey Genevalisse, how about just a pube of subtlety? Even worms do a little “pretend I don’t want it” dance before they mate. [Click for video]
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December 8th, 2007
4:20 pm
I’m not sure i’ve seen anyone weilding a donkey on the end of a rope yet in London taaaan!