© News InternationalToday this photo of professional urban foxhunter Bruce Smith showing off his kills after one night in a London park has got the British press all in a tizzy. Cheating bastard has a night-vision sniper rifle … In the ghetto you’re only allowed to kill foxes with a cricket bat.
One-eyed, one-armed nutcase Abu Hamza has been sent down for seven years for inciting racial hatred and murder. Scotland Yard should’ve read our interview with Hamza 3 years ago, or our expose about the Islamic fundamentalist rappers.
Williamsburg is known as the new Lower East Side which is fine and everything but can somebody please explain what happened over the East River where everyone became funky Barcelonans?
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It's always uncomfortable seeing someone famous in a place where they don't know anyone. You can feel everyone in the room straining every muscle in their body just to keep from saying something like, "Man, you look a lot sadder than you do on all those Icee cups."
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A park ranger in the Congo who survived being shot in the head at pointblank range
