i need to stock your mags. holla back

ian from the candy store birmingham

i need a subscription to your mag
iam from hertfordshire
x

We need to stock your magazine!! please get intouch

adam

UN-CUT, Digital, Newcastle

hey im looking for some work experiance and wondered how you get in contact with u, to find out if i can get some any info would be fantastic thanks x

Hey there, how can we propose some photo works or articles for your magazine?? I just need your mail address so we could talk about what you could be looking for. Cheers!

I done drawing and I done a writing!!
thehoxtonbattery.com

Looking to stock your magazine, based in Glasgow. you know what to do!

hey there,

i was told i recently featured in your mag in some photos by michael greive.i would very much like a copy.please can you get back to me.

many thanx

pixie

xxx

hey

love your mag :)

was wondering if i could send u some photos u might like…

xxx

To whom it may concern,

I was wondering if there was any work going in your company.

I have a high drive, dedication and work rate. I enjoy jobs that are hands-on and I understand that l would be involve in communicating with a team, which I consider to be one of my strengths.

I understand how to work under pressure, meet strict dead lines and make decisions or encourage others to make decisions if needed. This is the nature of Producing live TV. At Sumo.tv (generated TV channel) I decided to film music events, performances and interviews to create clips for the channel and internet, to promote the underground talent in London.

I am an experienced in filming events and performances and editing promo clips for the web. Through my editing and filming jobs I have learned to produce high quality work quickly.

With a passion for Editing, filming, producing and a strong drive to work in post production, i hope that I can be of help and that an opportunity would match my skills and experience.

I look forward in hearing from you.

Kind Regards

Juliette

p.s Please contact me so that I can send you my cv.

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07949532817
2diceproductionz@googlemail.com
http://www.youtube.com/juliettedalton
(latest work …’Speakers Corner Quartet’)

Here’s a regular feature I’ve been banding round for a cutla’ months now, and I’ve managed to garner interest from Phill Jupitus, Adam Buxton and Julian Barratt along the way…I was wondering if it was suitable for inclusion in your magazine?:

”Post-It Notes

Have just been looking through the accumulated Post-It notes on my desk (the function provided by these little tabs is a method of idea storming/or a reminder—can’t make heads nor tails of the following statements though). Here’s what they say:
1) He’s Tonka Toys - / I’m Scalextrics
2) Saul Bass
3) 12 Fournier Street - Gilbert Proesch - George Passmore
4) Dream: 3D Vatican made of paper strips - attached to the face of a pauper’s son.
4) Download: The Ragga Twins
5) Why erode your fingerprints to type out this boring garble?
6) Maniacal self-referential grease-pup
7) To You I’m MENTAL FIZZY
8) I’d happily pierce my lung in an act of defiance against having to exhaust any energy making small talk with a Top-Shop bung.
9) My hair smells like a Nan’s Raincoat
10) Mick Quinn, Gaz Coombes, Dan Goffey, Ray Coombes
11) Dead leaves in s test tube - old lady believes she is collecting crystals
12) Paris Hilton - hollow eyes - like having sex with a clubbed seal pup
13) Boy: Look, Mummy - I’m full of nature (enthusiasm)/// Mum: No Jason- you’re full of shit. Now get back under the stairs.
14) Ji-hadist terrorist doing ‘My Sweet Sixteen” MTV
15) Two infidels try and integrate a group of black youths by dressing as Rik James and Stevie Wonder
16) Performing a root canal with a shovel. * Absorbed by the heavens.”

i was wondering if it would be possible to suscribe or buy the magazine if you lived in london. please get back to me

Tori is the THINKINGMACHINE
Tori is small
Tori is special
Tori is passionate
Tori is outgoing
Tori is dedicated
Tori is creative
Tori is ambitious
Tori is unique
Tori is eager
Tori is fun
Tori is patient
Tori is capable
Tori is surrealist
Tori is a little crazy
Tori is professional
Tori is loyal
Tori is trustworthy
Tori is hardworking
Tori is wondering
wether there is any
space at VICE for a
creative advertising
student?
Tori is looking for any
experience of any length
of time, when ever it
can be given… Tori just
wants to come to vice.

Have a look at Toris url

Tori is hoping you will
reply soon!!

Hey!

I am looking for work experiance, im a really enthusiastic person, who would love to see how Vice works. Im willlign to take anything you have.

I look forward to hearing from you!

thanks!!!

hey not looking for work experience but i would like to get some of my work published. my latest series is called doors at at eleven. if your intersted please contact me i got nothing else to do xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

are these comments for real?

vice mag….what happened

i want your magazine how do i get it, the only shop that used to give it away near me has shut down

People ask me what it’s like being a celebrity… I tell them it’s better than being a nobody FREAK like you.

CC xx

True Story, Pure Gonzo

I was walking down the street on a Monday afternoon when a chap pulls up next to me on a bike. He wanted to inquire about my Hobophone, my self named instrument created from a plank of wood, a green metal box and three strings. To satisfy his enthusiasm I played a few notes and spat out a bit of blues. Excited about this he anounced he was a scout working for EMI. I was dubious to say the least but he had no reason to lie as he wanted nothing from me except a demo tape. Slightly baffled and rather enhanced from the £4.99 bottle of rum I had acquired (I had been traveling all day and it helped lubricate the journey which gave off bad vibes from my fellow commuters) I gave him my credentials and informed him about an upcoming show. I thought to myself is this how it works these days slick men on bicycles pulling up to enhanced hippies with home made instruments offering record contracts? Well i guess so and why not its as good an idea as any. Unfortunately the music industry seems to be in reccesion too many yuppie types with hair gel and pre pubescent enthusiasm getting signed because they have the right shaped head to fit on the front page of NME. The hippies seem to have lost the race, there spirit was their but they didn’t have the brute force to carry it off. Simon Cowel has taken over and castrated the true nature of music and musicians. so I recommend to all aspiring musicians to sack off x factor and get yourself a metal box, attach a plank of wood and screw in some strings then acquire a bottle of rum and see where the wind takes you, hell it might just work.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? HAVE I WALKED INTO A FUCKIN JOB CENTRE?

MYSPACE.COM/FOREMOST

dear vice,

do you ever get bored?

♥t

im sick because money is health

hey, I’d like to get a subscription, Also is there anyway of getting a back issue?
Thank you.

everyone should send in magical christmas pictures wearing santas beard!

http://www.santasbeard.com

http://www.flickr.com/photos/un-titled/

peace