"Free Hugs" is rapidly becoming the most surefire indicator of molestation since the facial tattoo. It's painful when it's on a button or shirt, but looking at that part of the R where the ink has been smudged away by a parade of sweaty fingers is like being taken to the cave where childhood goes to die.
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I’m getting really sick of shape-shifting pixies infiltrating human parties, assuming the frumpiest form possible, and basically challenging anyone to strike up a conversation. Who needs this Diogenes/Willy Wonka integrity-test bullcrap?
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