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My favorite place is my room, because I like to come up here and have some privacy. This is my bedroom wall.

BASKETBALL
The whole house went to a Bulls game. This is Kirk Kinrich. He played for Kansas in college and he plays for the Bulls now in the pros. That's a picture of him. They gave it to us at the game.

BUSH TWINS
Over here are Jenna and Barbara Bush. I didn't vote for their father but I think they're very pretty.

HILLARY AND BILL CLINTON PIC
This is my hero, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Hopefully our next President of the United States. And there's President Bill Clinton. This is at the unveiling of their official portraits. I don't know how recent it was. It was in the White House and President Bush said some nice things about them.

CARLY PATTERSON
Here's Carly Patterson. She won the all-around gold-medal title in gymnastics at the Olympics.

HILARY DUFF
This is Hilary Duff. I really like her, even though she's only 17. I saw her movie Cinderella Story. I liked that—she's a good actress.

BRITNEY SPEARS CLIPPING
Here's an article about Britney Spears: "Spears Surprises Family With Wedding." I'm not sure if this is about the first or the second one. Hang on… oh, it says, "married for the second time this year." So that was the second wedding. She's still married to the guy.

NATALIE WOOD
You know, I haven't seen any of Natalie Wood's movies. I just think she's beautiful. I should sit down and watch West Side Story on DVD. She was in that, and it won Best Picture of 1961. I always liked her.

WITH STAFF MEMBER, BLONDE
This is me and my favorite staff member at my day program. Her name is Christie Chase.

WITH KID IN COW COSTUME
Here's me with another great WilPower staff member, named Cindy. She's holding another staff member's baby.

KERRY CAMPAIGN SIGN
Here's my John Kerry for President sign.

NEW YORK
This is a great picture of New York showing the World Trade Center. My brother used to live in New York and he gave me this. He passed away because of AIDS.



DEMOCRATIC BACKSTAGE PASS
I didn't go to the Democratic National Convention, but I bought some buttons and they sent this backstage pass with them.

JESSICA SIMPSON
I'm not that familiar with Jessica Simpson's music, but she's obviously beautiful.

SHANIA TWAIN
Shania Twain. I'm not into her music that much, but she's beautiful, too.

SARAH HUGHES
Sarah is my all-time favorite figure skater from the New York area, but right now she's touring with Stars on Ice. I would love to see her skate live, but I'm on a very tight budget. She goes to Yale, and I've heard rumors that she wants to be a doctor! Sarah is beautiful and a great person.

GROUP OF ICE SKATERS
This is the Champions on Ice 2002 tour—Sarah and the other people who were on the tour. She's 19 and she'll be 20 in May. I'm 44, so I hope you don't think ill of me. Sarah is just so beautiful and nice.

CHEERLEADER
This is me and Ali, a cheerleader for Northwestern University, for the basketball team. We did a public-access cable sports special about the Northwestern cheerleaders. I think the other woman was named Cathy or Kelly. That's her cheerleading coach. This was 1994.




BEATLEFEST GROUP
This is Carol, a very nice lady whose husband runs the fest for Beatles fans. There's my female friend Jodie Katz and my best male friend John Goodall and me. This was taken at BeatleFest Chicago in '97.

KELLY RIPA
I like Kelly Ripa.

MARIA SHARAPOVA
Here's Maria Sharapova, who won Wimbledon. She's very pretty.

SASHA COHEN
I got this picture of Sasha Cohen through the mail. She signed it. She's another figure skater.

MICHELLE KWAN
Here's Michelle Kwan in a bikini. If Sarah can't win another gold medal, I hope that Michelle finally can win at the Olympics in 2006. Michelle wants to win a gold medal very bad. I'm rooting for her because she's a very nice person. She looks good.

HOWARD DEAN POSTER
I supported Howard in the primaries because he was against the Iraq War.

The one thing that's missing from my wall is a picture of Renee Zellwegger. She's my favorite actress. I hope she reads this article. I like her in Chicago, and I'm still waiting to see Bridget Jones Two: The Edge of Reason on DVD. I don't like to go to movies in theaters. People talk too much and crunch popcorn and their cell phones go off. I love Renee—she's beautiful. I'd like to marry her! As long as she doesn't get married to that Jack White, it'll be OK. As a matter of fact, she's got to dump him and come to me! I saw her once on Inside the Actors' Studio and she talked about how she tries so hard to stay down to earth. She's this huge star but she's a good person. That's what I love the most about Renee. When she reads this, hopefully she'll fly out and get a picture with me, and hopefully autograph it with: "Hugs and kisses, Renee. And by the way, I dumped that other guy, so if you want to go out, call me."

ROB LOGAN

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Comments:

Subject: http://www.fallenempire2000.com
Date: Nov 16 2005 09:30:10 PM
Author: fallenempire2000

seriously I would fuck her in th ass in a second. I can;t wait for the motherfuckign 2006 olympics. I want to fuck her right now.



Subject: chelsea
Date: Oct 21 2005 07:23:44 PM
Author: fallenempire

come to think of it i'd love to bust a nut on chelsea clinton's buck teeth too. that bitch is fucking hot.



Subject: sarah hughes
Date: Oct 17 2005 08:29:55 PM
Author: fallenempire

sarah hughes is fucking cute. I would eat her ass in a second.



Subject: sarah hughes
Date: Oct 17 2005 08:29:55 PM
Author: fallenempire

sarah hughes is fucking cute. I would eat her ass in a second.



Subject: Number
Date: Apr 21 2005 03:50:33 AM
Author: Voiceover Artist

How old is this guy? He should have stopped putting posters on his walls. Maybe they should double the dose of his meds. If he feels he has to express his personality by plastering every inch of his room with "what defines me" then he has deep rooted issues about insecurity and neediness.

Keep the Natalie Wood poster though



Subject: vice
Date: Apr 14 2005 01:30:56 PM
Author: hrc

great article



Subject: fuck,
Date: Apr 02 2005 10:57:20 AM
Author: mr happy boy

do you think pete best signed that, or was some evil guy lying to him?

I have things on the walls. damn, not really. damn.



Subject: sarah hughes
Date: Mar 27 2005 12:33:47 AM
Author: amiri baraka

wow i forgot how much i really liked that sarah. i think i used to masturbate to her atleast 2 times a day during those olympics... how long ago was that?



Subject: here's something to do
Date: Mar 26 2005 11:47:28 AM
Author: piss face

Pay Renee Zellwegger to tear all that shit off the wall right in front of him.

and hide his meds.



Subject: der...
Date: Mar 24 2005 12:18:45 PM
Author: cock10

this issue did attract all the retards and head cases. you can tell who the 'tards are because they post shit like "great article" and "fantastic issue."

rob needs some real porn. collecting clippings of figure skaters is pathetic. if he's lucky, he's probably got a victoria's secret catalog hidden somewhere too.



Subject: x
Date: Mar 23 2005 04:42:02 PM
Author: o

is it just me, or is chelsea clinton getting totally hot?



Subject: 3507321C
Date: Mar 22 2005 08:35:13 PM
Author: sdf

Quit yellin', I'm gellin'.



Subject: STFU!
Date: Mar 22 2005 05:39:03 AM
Author: 3507321C

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE REAL VICE READERS, AM

I REALLY THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING AT HOW SAD AND

RETARDED THESE CORKYS ARE ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: What's with misquoting Rob?
Date: Mar 20 2005 05:39:53 PM
Author: Ben

I was about to say that they probably got Hinrich's name wrong because they were just being true to whatever Rob might've said, but then I watched the videos and it was weird how they fucked up the quotes in the transcription. Mostly just simple stuff like putting "very pretty" instead of "gorgeous", but still. What's going on?

I have an online magazine that nobody reads and I OBSESS over that shit when I'm transcribing an interview; every word has to be right. I even put "um"s and "like"s in there; it's annoying. But this probably bugs me more than most people.

Good issue though. Rob is killer.



Subject: kinrich?
Date: Mar 20 2005 07:49:22 AM
Author: gracebroken

it's Kirk Hinrick you tarty fruits. I'm a girl and even I know that.



Subject: Blown Away
Date: Mar 20 2005 01:58:51 AM
Author: Patrick

First of all, I have to say that I thought this issue was gonna be boring and the worst ever. Man was I completely wrong. This has been such a great read. This is one of the only times I've read an issue start to finish all at once because I've been so interested in it.

Second of all, how cool is this Rob Logan guy? They have to give this man a recurring collumn or something. Don't let this hidden jewel go to waste.

Lastly, I'm dead serious and not trying to make a joke at all.



Subject: crazy insane, or insane crazy?
Date: Mar 19 2005 09:18:31 AM
Author: yep, yep, i'm on it!

this guy rules! ice skating, although widely recognised, has never really had the kudos it deserves.



Subject: common themes
Date: Mar 18 2005 06:09:40 PM
Author: b. michael

This post is only my second post on VICE magazine: I've noticed some common themes. (the colon was probably the wrong--no, it was the wrong--punctuation mark)

Mentally ill people seem to favor Hillary Clinton. This guy's wall is super friggin creepy. The house should just offer fifteen minutes of internet jacking-off time or something, he's obviously horny has hell. The language he uses to describe the pics is pretty interesting... I don't want to be mean, I'm pretty horny right now, too; but for some reason this rubs me as pretty scuzzy. Anyway, the iconography of crazyness seems kind of Freudian, no? sex sex sex, father-daughter relationships, unconsious associations ah siset



Subject: the photos
Date: Mar 18 2005 12:24:47 PM
Author: vogue

except for the Bush chicks, he has good taste in pretty faces.



Subject: Bare Walls
Date: Mar 15 2005 04:41:52 AM
Author: Sad

You know how something died inside of you
a few years ago so you can't be bothered to put
shit up on the wall, except for the dali prints and the crucifix? This makes me wish I was interested in stuff.



Subject: baby fisting
Date: Mar 14 2005 07:22:25 PM
Author: ded

yep they should sack all of the scum vice staff



Subject: Rob
Date: Mar 14 2005 01:04:26 PM
Author: Hillary Clinton

Well at least I'm someone's hero! I'm running for President!

- Hillary



Subject: Renee Zellweger
Date: Mar 13 2005 06:49:27 PM
Author: Kodachrome

Does anyone else get the slow aching feeling that you identify more with this month's writers than the usual lot?



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