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An old intern found this disgusting dead rat on the yard next to our office. We weren't sure what to do with it, so we kept it in a bag outside our backdoor for a few weeks. But after the big amount of reader input on the gross jar 2.0 we decided the only responsible thing was to put it in a jar, pour milk on it, wait and watch the fucker putrefy.We can't show our office landlords that we're doing anything disgusting, so the creation of the rat jar had to take place in the basement, not outside, which made getting the wet, aging rat corps out of the bag and into the jar even worse. The old intern who was made to do it dry heaved spontaneously every now and then for the rest of the day. "I kept having these involuntary fantasies about feeling the wet rat fur against my skin, or accidentally getting the rat in my mouth." Apart from the rat we added: 1 pint of milk 2 broken eggs 1 whole egg 1 picture of U2, to bring some colour to it and because they're gross. You can follow the rat jar on www.viceland.se, and you'll also be able to suggest and vote for stuff to put in it. Next up is a choice between barf and human surgical waste. We keep it on the roof because the office people already want to kick us out. VICE STAFF |
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Comments:
Subject: Rat Jar Date: Jul 03 2005 12:18:21 PM Author: Snotface I go for surgical waste. Well, not exactly that stuff, but a little cotton fresh after being used for menstrual purpose will add a delectable colour to the stuff :) Subject: Rat Jar Date: Jul 03 2005 12:18:21 PM Author: Snotface I go for surgical waste. Well, not exactly that stuff, but a little cotton fresh after being used for menstrual purpose will add a delectable colour to the stuff :) Subject: Rat Jar Date: Apr 14 2005 03:19:23 PM Author: Rubbermonkey Pour some vinegar over the rat! Then add some parmesane, on top. Subject: matklippet Date: Apr 13 2005 12:02:17 PM Author: old intern 34.90:- is the price of pickled vegetables at kistagrossen (send me free stuff!) It might as well have been the price of a u2 album. Who am I kidding? Nobody would pay that much for U2. Subject: CHEESE Date: Apr 08 2005 05:42:27 PM Author: rikki i used veet on my ass and it looked like someone gave me anal sex but more like a cartoop because there was a whole bunch och white sause around my ass. yeast. Subject: CHEESE Date: Apr 02 2005 12:31:12 PM Author: vacant Some aged cheese? Maybe the kind with green mold? That will certainly make something happen. Subject: stuff Date: Apr 02 2005 02:10:44 AM Author: patrick mabye filmjolk. they dont even have that crap in other countries, or mabye camel milk. camel milk taste like arabic carpets. Subject: price on jar Date: Mar 31 2005 09:01:10 AM Author: jeep 34.90? Subject: Stuff to put in Date: Mar 30 2005 07:04:58 AM Author: Hampus Put in living Crayfish or a living crab. First the will consume the rat. Good color after that. Then they will die. And after that the whole thing will get explosive if put in the sun. A classic gypsy handgrenade. Subject: Date: Mar 29 2005 05:02:32 AM Author: |
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