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Subject: sugeston Date: Jan 08 2007 01:31:18 PM Author: ben i think vice needs to stop going after femenists and start talking about this whole "post-femenism" thing. they would have alot of fun with that Subject: that is not a dont Date: Jun 20 2005 11:59:50 AM Author: saddam w binladen What happened to the vice i knew and loved. Has all the puerto rican coke fucked your fashion sense? bush, bin laden, and saddam, with a heart ont the same shirt! That is fucking genius. The only way it could be better is if dick cheney was holding his cock and blowing a huge cumshot over all three of their faces. That would be the ultimate do. Subject: TIFFANY LIMOS Date: Apr 29 2005 01:16:24 AM Author: Tampon Chick Yes, agree with "nobody and the guts" she has the best nipples ever!! Subject: blonde sucking on a banana/crazy frog Date: Apr 19 2005 07:56:27 AM Author: kevin boom what vice is doing is just so fucking simple. it's as simple as saying 'fuck you' when you're alone in your own apartment. i fucking hate myself for liking this. Subject: tamperin' wid da tampon... Date: Apr 18 2005 08:33:25 AM Author: spleenboy I dunno. I'm thinkin' tampon strings are on the come back. Think Gandhi having a swim in the ganges... what was he wearing? A long tampon string. Sure he was smart enough to leave the actual tampon bit the hell out of water. Nothing like getting out of holy water with a bloated dead mouse hanging round your neck. And thousand of Hindi's have been doing it ever since. And what about Madonna and the new Kabbalist crew. Sure, it's string around their wrist, what you don' know thatit's been surgically attached to their uterus, so when they start going all crazy, bam! their uterus falls out. It's just a gentle reminder not to go sinnin'. This will also explain david Beckham's lack lustre performance and why he's always fiddling with himself on the pitch. Being spiritual can be fuckin' annoying when you're playing football (soccer... whatevs). So as for the speciman you have in your pages here, she ain't bein a skanky ho', she's just honest enough to say "here's my spirituality right fuckin here. Take it or leave it." You've gotta respect that. Subject: queebs Date: Apr 15 2005 02:31:03 PM Author: queebette So right. The Quebecois dude? VICE already said all there is to be said about the obvious atrocities of his 101 gear. Ahahaha! But if I see one more asshole in a Von Dutch cap hanging out at like, Euro Deli or wherever on the Main, I swear to god it'll be time to get out the crowbar. I don't care how badass you think you are rocking an espresso and a cigarette in the SAME HAND, that Von Dutch bullshit needs to stop! Fucking Queebs. Subject: tha lotta you Date: Apr 13 2005 05:41:28 AM Author: ode reckon ya message board beats the shit outta the flics, fuck the rest, fill ya mag with all this ^^^^ haha Subject: happy and sad Date: Apr 13 2005 01:26:46 AM Author: ehhh back fat yessss maybe the nastiest and easiest fat to not have...tampon string eh...its more about girls who think they are the hottest shit since britney spears but arent...anyways that bitch is pregnant wtf?? is this world coming to? fucking franzia boxed wine...good times, two blonde chicks in little skirts, goddamn does anyone have personality now days???? Subject: og hva er poenget ditt J? Date: Apr 11 2005 01:14:30 AM Author: mindfuck.. ? Subject: Jeezus... Date: Apr 11 2005 01:05:36 AM Author: mindfuck You guys need to get ahold of a pic. like the "Okay Lads Whoa" one, but with guys like Cedric Bixler and Omar Rodriguez. And stick it in the Do's. I'm thinking I'd use it as wallpaper and I'd probably never leave my apartment again. Even with complete assholes it's hot, imagine if it was with someone I'd be into?. GODDAMN!!! Subject: You guys... Date: Apr 07 2005 10:34:54 PM Author: EROK~>173 How do you do it issue after issue? Ya'll have been killin' shit since back when I thought I was teh shit because I went to raves after jam band concerts. I just wished you knew who I was then so you could slam me... Now I'm all old & shit, an easy target. Crustier than you... E Subject: nigel town irishman Date: Apr 07 2005 10:05:32 PM Author: danbury 323 Subject: you know! Date: Apr 07 2005 10:03:42 PM Author: hammer time the girl with the crotch string is so hot! like a girl with a cute smile who has cilantro caught in her teeth. UH! makes me all giddy and shit. Subject: diss dis Date: Apr 06 2005 01:49:08 AM Author: downtownj shit talk the fuck up. Subject: Grandwigger.... Date: Apr 04 2005 09:04:53 PM Author: Chemical you guys are so good...I would do all of you, and then let you make fun of me for being a whore. you guys are so awesome! Subject: don'ts Date: Apr 04 2005 10:49:33 AM Author: J Scandinavian neo-liberals, sporting the neo-liberal bible "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand 'casually' in the pocket. (remember: in the 30's, Sweden was the biggest supporter of the German Nazi regime outside Germany. Moreover, Sweden was, like, the last country in the world to have a eugenics institute -- I mean, the country is basically as Aryan as a country can get.) http://www.timbro.se/img/rand_050202/images/Publik%202.j pg Subject: fuck east van Date: Apr 03 2005 06:43:17 PM Author: juju you bitches will still be irrelevant, even after WW3, EAST TORONTO 4 LIFE! UGHHHHHH!!! Subject: No no no come on fuck ALL yall Date: Apr 02 2005 10:16:27 AM Author: M. Garçon Heureux That guy in the yellow is ROCKING. On the right it says: "Fabulous Mother Fucker" Now come on! That's the shit. Subject: tragic Date: Apr 01 2005 02:24:52 PM Author: sam It's so tragic that no one understands how greasy, overweight rapists who are obsessed with themselves were the last attractive men on the planet. Now they're all greasy, skinny artfags, sill obsessed with themselves, but too dumb and not hot enough to be worthwhile. No one wants to get fucked by your port-ironic attutude, anorexia-boy. Subject: Aesop Rock Date: Apr 01 2005 01:28:04 AM Author: James hey wait a second, that aesop rock guy is so dadcore its actually cool Subject: FUCK YOU WIGGERS RULES Date: Apr 01 2005 01:27:31 AM Author: Dr. Fate GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIGGGGERS!!! Subject: tampole Date: Mar 31 2005 08:59:47 PM Author: katy I think Dj RockThePole up there is really just trying to promote cunnilingus and plaque removal simultaneously. Get your red wings, lose the gingivitis... any way you roll the dice you're a fuckin' winner. She's on the rad quite honestly. Subject: foop Date: Mar 31 2005 09:10:39 AM Author: sledge i slid on it erlier i fucking had to get a dry clean, cause i had to clean it. What i am doing for the next issue? Subject: pull it out Date: Mar 31 2005 09:03:39 AM Author: release the juice Doesn't anyone else fancy the notion of pulling on the string dangling from between that strippper's legs. You never know what might come out. A big lump of congealed blood hopefully. Then I can cut it into slices for my collection. Just imagine the crusty dried crust of menstural discharge. Mmmmmmmm Subject: mangy cunt Date: Mar 31 2005 04:33:41 AM Author: the punisher You are such a bunch of snivelling little creeps, you take down any post that exposes your feeble little fucking reatrded kid's kitten torture freak show and syphalitic wank rag of a publication for the awkward frumpy bowl of puss it really is. Do's and don'ts is popular with pigs 11 year old necrophiliacs and week minded skater wannabe libraians. Fuck you all. Subject: old guy Date: Mar 30 2005 10:37:20 PM Author: frank drebin the hole is not cool anymore anyways. and that alien shit is freaky. it's almost as bad as the first time someone made me see the arrow in the FedEx logo. thanks a lot, asshole. Subject: yes yes yes Date: Mar 29 2005 09:24:08 PM Author: acet funny as fuck Subject: It doens't smell under water Date: Mar 28 2005 04:41:50 PM Author: Harrold P. Shempenstone I live and work on an exploration vesel off the coast of Greenland. When somebody takes a shit in our small quarters the whole place stinks. Subject: unite&fight Date: Mar 28 2005 02:18:11 AM Author: eyka we all must unite!!!!!!!!! Subject: dong Date: Mar 27 2005 05:31:11 PM Author: ding http://www.barella.org/perette/Writings/Mysc/mysexfix.html /> whao...even though it is a totally messy scab down there...he looks almost fuckable with his legs cocked back and his cootie showing Subject: Miracle Alien Head Appears On Sleeve! Date: Mar 26 2005 04:07:26 PM Author: DJ Chuk LeFuk In the picture under Donts with this comment: "Dude, did you not hear Chris Rock talk about "the old guy at the club?" Is staring at the asses of girls you'll never get really worth a 48-hour hangover? You've had three decades to indulge yourself. It's time to go invent things and pass bills and save the Western world and stuff.," a soft ALIEN HEAD appears sculpted out of her sleeve facing us. This horrible image scared me enough to want to sue the photographer. I am now in therapy for Abductions due to this unfortunate "Dont!" LeFuk Subject: the bar with th pissing chick Date: Mar 25 2005 12:13:32 PM Author: Rebecca does anybody know which bar it is and where it is located? Subject: EAST VAN. Date: Mar 22 2005 06:20:58 AM Author: 3507321C EAST VAN IS SERIOUSLY THE FUTURE, ONE DAY AFTER WW3 ALL MIDLIFERS WILL TURN INTO LL COO J N START "S L A N G I N" Subject: yo Date: Mar 21 2005 08:27:29 PM Author: wally you so know the conversation between the two fags is going something like this: Fag 1: dude, what are you doing? I'm not gay Fag 2: yea, but, your dick is F1: dude, someone's taking a picture of us right now! and I'm all hard and shit and my girlfriend thinks-- F2: shhhh, not another word--briefs are HOTT! Aaaah, Fags. Subject: did that guy say "word is born"? Date: Mar 21 2005 06:27:17 PM Author: nadia i think it's "word is bond," shitrag. i think you may be confusing gangsta rap and the bible. Subject: alright already Date: Mar 21 2005 04:23:41 PM Author: Panthro the black thundercat At this point anybody caught wearing a von dutch hat should be promptly dragged out into the street and shot with a large caliber handgun. Word is born. Subject: YOU WACK Date: Mar 19 2005 03:07:49 PM Author: WTF? hey did those mentally ill patients do the do's and donts too? cuz that shits wack, Subject: for real Date: Mar 18 2005 09:06:08 PM Author: kat does anyone else piss their pants when they are really really drunk? Subject: and i was wondering Date: Mar 18 2005 01:01:45 PM Author: fightingnewfoundlander where the moronic post all were. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO READ THE REST OF THE MAG. Subject: whaa? Date: Mar 17 2005 10:21:55 PM Author: booji boy I almost feel like the dos and don'ts are all jumbled up before the magazine goes to press and the hurriedly try to cram them back into place but they get all confused and the end result is me not seeing a difference between the two columns. The Don'ts column is usually funnier then this. I find myself charmed by the homos, the t-shirt, the ghost of riot grrrl and grandpa black white guy. Where's the freaks at? Where's the people that I would laught at if I saw them on the strreet? Subject: peepee Date: Mar 17 2005 05:08:37 PM Author: weewee vice is like a "hip" version of Maxim and it sucks weenies. It used to be quick and hilarious, now it is very weak and played out Subject: tha tampon... Date: Mar 17 2005 03:16:35 PM Author: depechebix jajaja holy shit motherfuck that*s really a embarresing way of being disgusting... and the twats that are making the public masturbation statement... at least if they were good looking ans dressed well... but hey!... they*re shit Subject: yo what? Date: Mar 17 2005 03:21:19 PM Author: i heart dictators that tshirt with the holy trinity of stupidity with the heart lovingingly wrapping them together is fucking awesome! are you kidding me? that's totally a do! Subject: egg Date: Mar 16 2005 03:57:17 PM Author: sdf why do I have to be gay to lick your balls? Subject: asians Date: Mar 16 2005 10:00:21 AM Author: derek I'm Chinese and my face turns red and hot after one or two shots of whiskey. Its pathetic. Subject: wait? Date: Mar 15 2005 07:16:35 PM Author: nobody and the guts Is that is tampon chick Tiffany Limos? Best nipples in the world! Ever! In the world! Did I say ever? Subject: on the period pic Date: Mar 15 2005 05:12:34 PM Author: screw all Its makin me barf. Subject: that Date: Mar 15 2005 05:01:37 PM Author: headache ...shirt should not be in the don'ts. you know if you saw someone at a party wearing it you'd be all up in his/ her/ whatevs shit. Subject: Fuck SDF Date: Mar 15 2005 02:30:21 AM Author: egg I just wanted to agree with the post below me and also add that SDF can lick my balls (if he's gay) Subject: SDF Date: Mar 14 2005 07:52:31 PM Author: roddy Subject: sdf Date: Mar 10 2005 08:33:00 PM Author: sdf wow - am I the first comment? Ummmm....fist fucking babies, har har. Fuck Vice, I hate them. No, you're wrong, Vice is awesome. No way that shit is real, c'mon, you guys made that up. Uh...you shouldn't say n**ger, asswipe. These are the worst donts ever...these are the best don'ts ever. What happened to how great Vice was, etc. Does that cover it? WHAT A FAG! Subject: russia Date: Mar 13 2005 11:12:02 PM Author: Matania haaaa... i live in Russia - and it was soo funny for me to loot at the pic with 2 reeeally drunk guys. Want know the truth? ha...yeah such pics are very similar with reality in Russia (espacially on the Big Parties ;))) but not every day...not every day as fo me, i prefer some good weed, not vice Vodka Subject: Silicone Free Date: Mar 13 2005 08:37:54 PM Author: My Doctor This wierd thing has happened in Toronto where all these persians and iranians have moved in and for some reason, the shitty gino culture that they all embrace has become stupidly big (Richmond or Adelaide on Saturday night is worse than falling off your skateboard). As the result, chicks like the silicone free ones are everywhere. On the surface, your brain thinks it's great; "short skirts, tits showing, must be hot", but then you step back and realize that 80% of these chicks are actually pretty gross, and the remainder are FUCKING IDIOTS for going to the same clubs as the persians and the iranians (though someone told me they were both the same). Thanks, Vice, for pointing this out. This entire issue is also really great as well. Subject: change it Date: Mar 13 2005 09:45:56 AM Author: ryan don't ever change my dearest. sometimes people need to be made fun of and sometimes they need to be shat upon. But love is love Subject: t-shirt Date: Mar 13 2005 12:28:16 AM Author: God I saw that heart t-shirt for sale in Thailand about 2 years back and look what happened to them. Beware of Tsunamis, Vice, Beware. Subject: twat floss Date: Mar 12 2005 04:18:41 PM Author: Minou Werd to keepin’ your rags to yourself! Hey, bleed and be proud ~ go swimming, go clubbing, I personally subscribe to the old skool Answer Me! train of thought by decorating a wee tree with tampons in celebration of NOT being knocked-up. But that is between my hubby of 10 yrs and me. Tuck that cunt string in or go home! Subject: Date black chicks for fashion? Date: Mar 12 2005 08:49:47 AM Author: Ni**er Lover Date a black chick because you think it is fashionable, or you are some some kind of trend leader? I can't beleive any of you lil red neck mutherfuckers would go that far in the name of style. You may have paid for the odd hand job in a strip bar. Now you make fun of light haired Jewish B Boys fans beacuse they fuck outside their racial group, isn't your editor going to fire you for letting some jigaboo get some of your precious blank firing sperm?. You suck, so badly I can't quite get over it. Subject: Grandwiggedy-wack Date: Mar 11 2005 04:23:46 PM Author: ... All the crackheads in East Van that sell rock seem to end up blowing their money on rapper outfits that literally turn to rags as they binge and repeatedly sleep outside. These are dudes who were butt-rockers (jovis) in the eighties and nineties but are now forced by some odd compulsion to dress hip-hop even though they probably don't know what the music sounds like. The thug thing has penetrated so deeply into the cocaine culture that there are 60 yr old skeletons rocking torn-up, filthy FUBU and Sean John outfits everywhere on the street. Is this prevalent anywhere but Main and Hastings? Subject: 0 Date: Mar 11 2005 04:15:27 PM Author: x that boots thing looks amazing! why dont i have boots like that Subject: cacophony Date: Mar 11 2005 12:58:37 PM Author: baader I know this chick who dresses like that. she's 25. fuckable on a physical level (about a 7) and I've thought about it many times when she's hanging all over me. but the stupid way she acts and the retarded things she says are like erection repellent spray. Subject: gay dudes Date: Mar 11 2005 05:19:55 AM Author: big fat paulie that dude that's doing the grabbing is so much hotter than the dude being grabbed it's actually kind of tragic. Subject: q Date: Mar 11 2005 01:48:28 AM Author: qw cacophony is hottt with three t's Subject: grandwigger Date: Mar 10 2005 10:56:17 PM Author: the weatherman you can bet that fucker watches jon stewart at night bonering about how ironically socially conscious he is. or can he even stay up that late? hes gotta get up early and get to the sale at the all-one-color-outfit store. penis. Subject: sdf Date: Mar 10 2005 08:33:00 PM Author: sdf wow - am I the first comment? Ummmm....fist fucking babies, har har. Fuck Vice, I hate them. No, you're wrong, Vice is awesome. No way that shit is real, c'mon, you guys made that up. Uh...you shouldn't say n**ger, asswipe. These are the worst donts ever...these are the best don'ts ever. What happened to how great Vice was, etc. Does that cover it? |
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