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Nike Air Stab Design Contest
What if your imagination has no limitations? This is what Nike Air Stab is all about. Nike's classic 1988 running shoe has had a huge variety of color combinations and materialization and is truly the most customizable sneaker. Be inspired by your own creativity and custom-build your own pair of Air Stab sneakers. This is where classic design meets true greatness. So start making your fantasy a reality, by creating your own mind-blowing design.

Go here and start customizing now to win with the Vice x NIKEiD.com Airstab Design Contest.



Prizes: your own designed sneakers, 4 tickets for the Hultsfred Festival, Vice Photobook, Vice magazine subscriptions

The contest is running until 30th of June 2009. Prize winners will be chosen in the first week of July.

Hultsfred Tickets
We have two tickets to Hultsfred Festival to hand out.
July 8 and four days onwards holds 120 bands in the middle of Sweden by a lake you can and will, but shouldn't, swim in. It's great!
GO HERE for a list of all bands playing. Compete below and remember to send along your full name and phone number.
Describe your best ever festival moment?
E-Mail:

Distortion Turpas to WIN
These passes gets you access to 66 dance floors, the raver bus, the final party, not to mention the Club clash which you should check out here.
What's the party capital of Scandinavia?
E-Mail:

Roskilde Festival Tickets
We have eight tickets for the festival to win and the line up would take this entire page just to show you, not even talk about. Just go to their website for the whole thing instead.

Roskilde has a "Green Footsteps" agenda and they're really serious about it, go check out Roskilde TV for more info on that work.

To compete for the tickets answer the question below. Send along your full name, cell phone number and social sec. number. (just write it inside the box here)
How many years has Roskilde festival been around?
E-Mail:

Album to Win
Passion Pit just released their new album Manners and we have a few to hand out along with some other goodies.

You can download four of the tunes from the EP, RIGHT HERE.

Answer this to compete:
What was the name of Passion Pits last album?
E-Mail:

April77 / Rockbåten Merch
Sorry you guys. The winner of the Rockbåten contest further down has been chosen and it's Matti Björkman that gets to bring three friends to the party cruise. Congrats!

If you already bought a ticket (otherwise book here) you can compete for T-shirts and bags from April77 made in collaboration with Rockbåten to add that extra supporter feel to the trip.
What's the name of the ship that "Rockbåten" is held on?
E-Mail:

Win the Album "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix"
May 27 holds the release of Phoenix new album "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix" containing the singles 1901 and Lisztomania. They also play at the Siesta festival May 30. It's going to be swell.

Email info@viceland.se what it is that makes Phoenix such a great band, use as many or as few words as you want, and you can win a special edition "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix" CD and bonus DVD.

Black Velvet Pre Party
On Friday the 15th we're all invited to pre-party in the basement of AG925, E.G., but you HAVE to be on the list to get in. Luckily we can provide you with that luxury.

Between 6-10PM (maybe later? who knows) there will be foosball, ping-pong, couch slacking, lying and general bullshitting. There will be the normal fight to control Spotify, only now it's hooked up to a massive soundsystem. All the ingredients of an amazing pre-party will be present...Thanks a lot Black Velvet.

Send an email to info@viceland.se with your full name and the name of the ONE! friend you want to bring. If you haven't heard back from us at twelve on Friday, May 15, you should find somewhere else to go.

P.S. if you want to send us Spotify mixes before the party, go ahead. Just name them after thee all mighty self so we know whose mix it is.

Rockbåten — Win a Cruise
Our buddies at What We Do Is Secret gave us a four-person hut on their Rockbåten cruise. We’re giving it away to you and your friends. Come with us and sail the River Styx between Stockholm and Åbo on June 4-5 and see bands like Misfits, Black Lips, Annihilation Time, The Intelligence, Division Of Laura Lee and more.

Compete by answering this question in an e-mail to info@viceland.se with the subject "aarrgghh, walk the plank" along with your name, Soc. Sec number (personnummer) and cell phone number.

What's the name of the first Black Lips album?

The Juan Maclean at Debaser Medis
The winners were:
Johan Karlsson +1
Mattias Johnsson +1
Katja Wallander +1
Viktor Waldås + David Irigoyen
Hans Sharma & Cecilia Sharma
Miranda Holmqvist + Niko Björkman
Alice Robertsson + Anna Talme
Kristoffer Soldal + Emilie Johansson
Sofia Broomé + Anna Török
Christer Gunnarsson Sjöqvist + Ellinor Sjöqvist


Read about John Maclean of The Juan Maclean here and more info on the evening here.

Answer this but REMEMBER to let us know your name and who you're bringing.
Which influential record label is often mentioned in the same sentence as John Maclean?
E-Mail:

Mother at Landet, Stockholm
We have a couple of list spots to hand out, though it's only 60 sek to get in.
Join their Facebook group.

Landet (LM Ericssonsv. 27, Telefonplan)
Monday, April 27
Doors open 8PM

These guys will be playing music in to our ears:
Eagle Boston(DE)
Thulebasen(DK)
Kim Ki O(TR)(for Turkey you schmuck! and how often do we get great bands over from TR btw)

Answer this and remember to submit your name.
What does "Landet" mean really?
E-Mail:

Free Shades and a Launch Party
CONTEST CLOSED
Winner of the glasses: Brent Blazek
E-Mail:

SygLyd in Copenhagen

CONTEST CLOSED. WINNERS ON THE LIST

DUBSTEP:
Caspa (London/Fabric)
Crazy D (London)
2000F (Ohoi/Kraken rec.)
JSL (Ohoi/Kraken rec.)
Deadsteppas (K-town Riddim Architects)
Kousin

TECHNO:
Sebo K (Berlin/mobilee rec.)
Mathias Mesteño (Fumakilla/Upon you rec.)
Dan M
Atle

REGGAE:
Firehouse sounds
Rootman Hi-Fi

AUF:
Djuna Barnes
Oliviagra
Trolle/Rosenstand
AUF boys


E-Mail:

Floor Wars Tickets Copenhagen

CONTEST CLOSED, WINNERS EMAILED
E-Mail:

BOY A, Movie Tickets, Sweden
So, we haven't seen the movie yet (premiers March 27) and therefor have to resume to quoting IMDB about it: "...However, if you watch it, be prepared for a vision of humanity so dark that the most humane character in the story is a murderer."

Sounds great huh! (more info at SF.se)

Answer the question below and send along your full name and address for a chance on these prizes. (Swedish winners only)
First Prize: 2 movie tickets and a DVD with Jennifer Lynch movie Surveillance.
2nd-5th prize: 2 movie tickets.
The main character of BOY A is played by Andrew Garfield who recently played in The Other Boleyn Girl, about two sisters competing for the affection of a most bloodthirsty leader. Which one?

A. King Henry VIII

B. Count Grisnach

C. King Herodes
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Bloc Party Tickets
Bloc Party just released their album Intimacy and now the guys are on tour. We have a bunch of tickets for these stops along the road. Compete below.

Feb 22, 2009, 8:00 PM, Vega Copenhagen
Feb 23, 2009, 8:00 PM, Sentrum Scene Oslo
Feb 24, 2009, 8:00 PM, Cirkus Stockholm
Feb 26, 2009, 8:00 PM, Ice Hall Helsinki

Go download the VICE x Bloc Party mix by Top Billin if you haven't already.

Final winner emailed. Can't give you names here schmucks because then you steal their list spots.
How many members does Bloc Party consist of?
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Dim Mak Presents Steve Aoki (US) & The Bloody Beetroots (IT)
PARTY OVER. LOOK WHAT FUN TIME OUR WINNERS HAD, GO TO THE PHOTO BLOG.

What city does Steve Aoki often party in?
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Manifestgalan Tickets
Manifestgalan is produced by SOM and Fritz Corner and aims at shedding light on acts signed to independent record labels. We at VICE in our turn took it upon us to to give props to those same labels and will be handing out The Vice Label Award during the gala. 100 000 SEK worth of media space in VICE and a huge honor at that.

Go to Manifestgalan for all categories and nominees.

We have 2*2 tickets for the gala to hand out. Answer the question below for a chance. Send along your full name and the name of the friend you'd bring if you won.

Bands playing live:
Division of Laura Lee, Hajen, Fatboy, Anna-Maria Espinosa, Movits, Kraa
Dj's:
Eros video, Schmarro, Popmorsan

Name your favorite band and what label it's on.
E-Mail:

BERNS Christmas Party
Contest closed and winners e-mailed


YES! presents Brooklyn's First Family at BERNS Christmas Party in Stockholm.

We have four tickets to hand out.

Line-up:

M.O.P / Mash Out Posse / BROOKLYN
Warm up: Henok Achido
Large Room 100% NEW/OLD/HIPHOP
Willrock+Jayzon+Don Dada+Flaite

2.35:1 ELECTRO/MASH UP/CHICAGO
DJ Solo of the legendary group Assassin + Uncle O / Club Toxic Party/Paris
Decida+Shamoun+Party Crew

ASIATISKA SOUL DJ Pure P
KATTHAVET Erik B+Peter Piper+SNS Crew
TERRASSEN host Myggan+B-Line+DJ Taro

BERNS Christmas Party
Friday December 26
Doors: 9PM to 3AM. Age limit 20 years

Tickets 180 SEK, go to TICKNET or to SNEAKERSNSTUFF, Åsegatan.

For more info www.iloveyes.se or www.berns.se

Answer this question and send along your cell. phone number.

What is M.O.P. short for?
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December Prize Frenzy
We have got a bunch of clothes, watches, cellphones and what not from a bunch of brands and we want to give this big pile of stuff away. We'll put up 7 new contests each monday and between December 1-24 one or a few winners are chosen at random every day.

The question for ALL contests will be the same and your answer along with your address is all you should enter in the big box at each contest.

QUESTION: What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?

We're waiting for more but the brands that are nice enough to give you presents are:

LG
Tritoni
Crumpler
Original Penguin
Resteröds
Vasuma
Dr. Denim
Encore
Sandqvist
Carhartt
Gram
Lipsy
Uniforms for the Dedicated

We have some stuff for you too:

The Vice Photo Book (Press "See Video" at this website for a flip through)
Kodak Digital Photo Screens filled with images from The Vice Photo Book. (yes, you can change the pictures, and yes we used them once at an exhibition)
True Norwegian Black Metal by Peter Beste.
Skins & Punks by Gavin Watson.

*Signing up for a contest also means signing up for our weekly newsletter.

(The post office is swamped this time of year and therefor we can't guarantee you'll have your prize before christmas eve)

Image from this guy.

December 24
LG Renoir
Winner Jonas Karlseth who just needs a new phone, that's it...
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 23
Tritoni Watch
Winner Carin Dahlby who wants to be on time for a meeting maybe once in her life.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 22
Random Shit in the Office, package no. three
Winner Anders Nevilä who wants to stay in and get fatter than fat this Christmas.


We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 21
Tritoni Watch no. two
Winner Carl Gunnarsson who wants a new stereo to drown out his neighbors idiot taste in music.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 20
Crumpler Travel Kit no. Two
Winner Jan madsgard who wants peace in the world.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 19
Sandqvist Leather Bag
Winner Kerstin Karlsson who wants more vego stuff on the julbord.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 18
Vasuma Knitwear
Winner Anders Moberg who wants A new tire for his car, it´s flat!

and
Gram Shoes
Winner Nils Landin who wants nice shoes because his colleagues makes fun of him and his present "Lundastudent" styled footwear.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 17
Nike Gear and Trunkfunk Stuff
Winner Sofie Orrefors who says "i want a doppa grytan .-)"

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 16
Sandqvist Shoulder Bag
Winner Isabel Svensson who wants something so cheesy we don't even want to Copy/Paste it.

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 15
Random Shit in the Office, package no. two
Winner Louise Tullberg who wants free Coca-Cola for a year.

We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 14
Tritoni
Winner Anna Karlsson who wants more, more, more gifts.


If you think we're gonna work every Sunday you are wrong, it's close to Christmas so we took yesterday off. Today, Monday, we have two contests though.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 13
Dr. Denim
Winner Lena Björler who wants an apartment for the drugaddict who lives in the basement.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 12
Crumpler Travel Kit
Winner Karin Bergmark who wants vinyl records to come back.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 11
Encore Knitwear
Winner Jocke Eriksson who says this: Yo santa! Please give me a scissor...my beard is longer than yours!

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 10
Resteröds Jacket
Winner Emma Eriksson who wants A humburger!
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 9
Vasuma Sunglasses
Winner Pontus Jacobsson who wants his own personal cloud!
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 8
Random Shit in the Office
Winner Johannes Forssell who wants a pink curly wig.

We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:

December 7
LG Renoir
Winner Jakob Anderssen who wants less raining in Norway.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 6
Vasuma
Henrik Skimmer who wants trained monkey
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 5
Original Penguin

Charlie Åberg, World peace or a ps3

Hanna Råman, I wish for something to cover up my tattoos with. "I don't care how I look when I get older I wanna be cool NOW.." Bullshit. I look like an idiot.

Nanna Andersen Elsinore, A pool full of jellyfishes!

Rasmus Milan, Porsche 911 Turbo

Charles Johansson, A really nice girlfriend.

Martin (???), en biljett till hurtigrutten
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 4
Uniforms For The Dedicated
Winner: Morten Koppel who wants a place to live in the big city (Copenhagen, help him)
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 3
Dr. Denim
Winner: Philip Ravn who wants a pair of flesh eating pants as our intern miss-read it. (He wants a flesh eating plant)
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 2
Carhartt
Winner: Asbjoern Hjortshoej who wants a very big foam hand!
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:

December 1
Lipsy and Resterod
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
Winner Hanna Westman who wants "A better body" for christmas.
E-Mail:

Fixed Gear Bike Contest

Winner Mads Poulsen in Denmark

Grey Market Supply is a newly opened shop and gallery space in Helsinki where you have to go when visiting the town.

They stock brands such as Nike sb, Shut, Diamond, Mighty Healthy, Real, Krooked, Stereo, Ransom, LRG, Stussy, Soulland, Clae, New balance, Vans, Alife, In4mation, MHI by Maharishi, Dissizit!, Levis vintage, Idiom, Call of the wild, Rocksmith, Penfield and many more.
The guys running the shop are also fixed gear fanatics and they want to give you the chance to get a custom built bike in time for spring. The winner will be chosen on christmas eve and then they'll need the winners measurements and one month to build it just for you and ship it. Nice christmas present huh!

Participate by answering this question and send along your full name, phone number and signing up. GO!
On what street and in what building is Grey Market Supply located?
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"It's Always Snowing Somewhere" Contest Closed

Tobias Strandberg won the Burton snowboard, Shaun White Snowboarding (PS3) and Carhartt.
All you have to do is answer this:

What year was Burton founded?
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MGMT Concert Tickets Contest Closed

Winners:
Emma Nylén
Ulrika Sandqvist
Martin Larsson


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Stockholm International Film Festival Contest Closed

Three winners didn't come here to pick up their prizes, bad luck, but 10 people did. We don't remember their names though.

GO HERE and view the day by day programme of the festival starting November 20.
Membership vouchers and tickets for the festival can be picked up by the winners at our office, CHECK YOUR E-MAIL.
What movie produced by Vice Films and VBS.TV did we screen together with the Stockholm film festival recently?
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Shine a Light DVDs
The Rolling Stones made a whole new concert movie and for it to be greater than all the rest they got Martin Scorsese in on it. Or maybe it was the other way around… Not a bad move anyway!
Artists like Jack white, Buddy Guy and Christina Aguilera are all popping up, performing their heads off.

We got five copies and if you wanna win one of them just answer the following questions, remember to scribble down your address while your at it.
1. Are The Rolling Stones a rockband with a bunch of old dudes in tights or is it a bunch of stones just rolling along?

2. What is the weirdest thing Keith Richards has ever sniffed up his nose?
-His mom’s cleaning products
-His dad’s ashes
-His sisters crusty, dried up period blood

3. How many members have there been In total in The Rolling Stones?
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adidas Originals Festival Game

We think it's safe to say that adidas Originals, together with Vice, just managed to create the coolest EV-uhr, online game related to festivals. You will be able to create your own virtual music fest, making posters, picking bands and promoting the hell out of it. The creator of the best virtual festival with the highest virtual attendance wins a trip to Australia, including hotel, festival tickets, and a bunch of adidas Originals clothes. In middle of December no less! Go on, create a festival, send it out to all your friends, post it on your Facebook or MySpace, or why not go analogue and cover the house facades of your city with smashing, printed posters! See you down-under, matey.
Create your festival now at http://www.originalsfestival.com

NIKE ID COMPETITION
CONTEST CLOSED


SENSATION White Contest Closed


PARTNERS IN GRIME! Tickets to win
CONTEST CLOSED



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Donkey Punch Movie Tickets, Contest Closed
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Live Unbuttoned Art Search
The classic Levi's 501 jeans are about to be re-released and to celebrate that we got together with Levi's to create an art search. We went out to find the top 10 most talented young artists in Scandinavia.

10 finalists was chosen and published in a special edition magazine, now being distributed in 45.000 copies together with Vice.


The winner contribution was, Mia Nilsson and her artwork can now be seen on the 5*11 m huge wall over the subway exit on Greve Turegatan. Check it out!
GO HERE TO SEE SOME GREAT PARTICIPANTS

DViCO Multi Media Box Contest Closed


Check out the tech specs HERE.
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Accelerator Festival Tickets
Contest closed and the winners notified. There were some quick rascals out there.
Go look if they have Tickets left to buy.

Go check out the schedule HERE.
E-Mail:

Sony Ericsson C702
DOs & DON'Ts Contest Closed

For this contest we wanted you to mail us images that had DO's and DON'Ts potential. Some were great, some were bad and some were just depressing. Thanks fo contributing. We'll probably do this again soon. Sign up for our newsletter to get info on that. Remember you can always submit to info@viceland.se

The winning pic is being diverted into a DO or DON'T and should be up soon.
Winner announced via E-mail.


Arvika Festival Tickets
The festival has sold out two years in a row and with only two weeks left seems like they're doing that this year too.
Either you go to their website NOW and buy tickets to make sure you can take part of all the fun or you put all your eggs in one basket, compete for tickets here and keep your fingers crossed.

We're hosting a stage in the backstage on July 5 and the tickets you can win here will get you in to those areas too!

Check out the line-up HERE. It takes place July 3-5.

Here's a video from the party we did to get into the mood. Check out the Photo Blog for pics.



Answer the question below and send along your full name, ID no., home adress and cell phone no.

What band will you be lining up right in front of the stage early in the morning to see if you win?
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Hove Festival Tickets
Contest closed and winners notified via e-mailed.
Check out the line-up HERE.

E-Mail:

Rick Ross Ticket Contest Closed
The winners were:
Martin Axelsson
Joakim Antonius
Robert Andersson



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Jay-Z Ticket Contest
Winners announced via cell. phone
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Skullcandy Headphones Contest Closed


Photo by Deanna Templeton.
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