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CONTESTS


Gazelle Tickets, Stockholm
We have a bunch of tickets for the Gazelle gig at Södra Teatern this Saturday, January 23.

These guys throw a crazy good live show and you're in for a saturday night you rarely experience in the cold Stockholm winter night. It's gonna be a party for sure and it'll warm you up.

Warm up DJ: Daniel "Nougie" Jadama (P3 Rytm)
Bar opens at 5PM, Gazelle steps on stage at 10PM.
Door: 60 SEK

Here's a taste.

This has NOTHING to do with Gazelle on Saturday but our interns youtube-search slip-up made us laugh.
Answer this to compete for tickets:

Where do Gazelle come from?
E-Mail:
Björn Borg undies to win
We often brag about our readers, how smart and creative you are. Well here's your chance to prove it. All you need to do is come up with a clever invention using the worn out brown stained Björn Borgs you have at home and you can win your weight in fresh pairs. If not for yourself, do it for your significant other. Go to Swedish Exports to compete. Watch all the Close Ups at VBS where we go around meeting awesome people.
WeSC Tickets
We celebrate our five year anniversary on December 18. To keep you calm we thought we'd give you tickets to this. WeSC has given us much support at our parties over the years and we'll support them when they celebrates their ten year anniversary this Saturday in Stockholm. Support can mean many things, we mean attending and partying! A LOT.

Live:
Timbuktu (SE)
The Lady Tigra (US)
Hoffmaestro & Chraa (SE
Millencolin (SE)

DJs
Smoke L.E.S (US)
David Roiseux (SE)

All you need to do to compete for the bunch of tickets we have is answer this:
What's the NAME of the skatelegend/Weactivists that was trying to sort his white trash life out in an oh-so-funny tv-series.
E-Mail:
Rogue Warrior Contest
Based on the bestselling book with the same title, computer game Rogue Warrior throws you in to North Korea to sabotage their missile program. Then some stuff happens and you end up in the USSR for some odd reason, or at least this is what we've been told as we're awaiting the promo copy. Mickey Rourke does the voice of the main character, about whom a reviewer of the book has this to say: "a wild, drinking, swearing, fighting guy whose outrageous courage and antics led him from a man with little education, to a top official in the US Navy Seals". Sounds like the kind of qualities you'd like your uncle to have eh? Qualities that equals awesomeness that is. More info here.

BTW, Our boss Shane went to N.K. for VBS.TV a while back, he came back quite puzzled by the experience but the scenario above never seemed eminent. Watch it here though!

Anyhoo, we've got our hands on a bunch copies of the game (for PS3 and XBOX). Answer the following questions to enter the contest:
A. Mickey Rourke is starring as the villan Whiplash in this upcoming blockbuster to be:

1. Iron Man 2
2. Ninja Assassin
3. Daybreakers

B. Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko, the lead character in Rogue Warrior, created and commanded this Special Forces unit:
 
1. 6th Special Forces Group
X. SEAL team six
2. Air Force - Special Operations Command

C. Part of Rourkes Hollywood comeback was due to his portrayal of this faded professional wrestler in the award winning The Wrestler:

1. Randy "The Ram" Robinson
X. The Undertaker
2. The Rock
E-Mail:
Syg Lyd, Party Tickets
Saturday, November 7, 9PM, Kødbyen.

We have 5*2 bracelets to ensure you get in.

GO HERE FOR LINE UP

Answer this question to enter the contest, pass us your phone number so we can contact you if you win.
Name another cool area similar to Kødbyen which is known to be home to parties. (tip: Manhattan)
E-Mail:
Win Stockholm International Film Festival Passes
The 20th Stockholm International Film Festival will take place between November 18–29 and we're giving away a couple of festival passes. For the past two decades they’ve shown about 3000 movies and brought people like Quentin Tarantino, Roman Polanski and David Cronenberg to our tiny Northern bit of the world. This year they’re serving a smorgasbord with over 180 movies from more than 40 countries.
For more info and to check out the festival program, visit the Stockholm International Film Festival website.

Answer the following question to win a pass:
A film starring Mariah Carey (without make up) will be shown at this year’s festival. What is the name of the movie?
E-Mail:
CONTEST CLOSED
The Stockholm club All Out Dubstep are taking the big step into defiant age and they’re celebrating it by throwing a huge party at Göta Källare next Thursday, October 29. There’ll be three dance floors, more artists than you’d have the attention span to read a line-up of (we still listed some names below) and superfluous light.

All Out Dubstep’s Two Year Anniversary
Göta Källare, Thursday October 29 featuring:
N-Type (UK)
http://www.myspace.com/djntype
Walsh (UK)
http://www.myspace.com/walshbfr
Goldielocks (UK)
http://www.myspace.com/goldielocksmusic
Max Peezay
www.myspace.com/maxpeezay

For the full line-up and more info, visit alloutdubstep.com

As usual, we can get you in for free. How, you ask? By answering the following question:
On what London radio station does N-Type host his popular show?
E-Mail:
CONTEST CLOSED
GRAM+Xbox = Slot Car Party at Berns, 2.35:1
If you live in Stockholm you know that Anna and Alexis, the people behind the awesome Gram shoes, love slot car racing. But then again who doesn't! This Friday they've hooked up with Xbox for the launch of Forza 3 to throw an event at Berns and of course they have...badabing...slot cars. Submission to enter the races can be handed in on Friday between 8-8.30 PM, if you get through the door that is.

We have 2*2 list spots for Fridays event, one Forza 3 and 2 pairs of Gram shoes to hand out, answer the question below to compete. Pass along your full name.
How many years has Gram shoes been around?

A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 4
E-Mail:
CONTEST CLOSED

Winners:
Isabella Lindell + 1
Martin Arvidsson + 1

We're giving away tickets to Spencer Parker's first gig in Sweden at Marie Laveau in Stockholm this Saturday, October 17. On the house and techno scene, Spencer Parker is as hot as they come and he’s released tracks on labels like Radio Slave's Rekids.

Check out 24:hours

Facebook event

24:hours feat. Spencer Parker
Saturday October 17
Marie Laveau, Hornsgatan 66
Stockholm, Sweden
10PM-3AM, 20YRS, 100 SEK

All you need to do to get in for free is answer this question:
What’s the name of the E.P. Spencer Parker released on Rekids?
E-Mail:
DVD-CONTEST CLOSED

WINNERS:
Martin Greve
David Havnstein
Andrew Larsen
Sally Kamille Liversage

We have five copies of Public Enemy No. 1 starring Vincent Cassel up for grabs. All you need to do is send us a screenshot proving that you've tried to befriend Vincent Cassel on Facebook. There are apparently 53 of him, but go for this one:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813645214&ref=search&sid=769794463.1600939450..1

Send your screenshot to remi@viceland.dk
The Undervand Party in Ørestad
Check this website or Facebook event for ticket info or try your luck below, we have a few tickets to hand out.

LIVE
SHACKLETON (Berlin/Perlon)
MATIAS AGUAYO (Buenos Aires/Kompakt)
DJs
TREVOR JACKSON (London/Playgroup)
MHM-ONE (København/Tartelet)

22-06
Door 80 kr
Ørestad st. (metro all night)
Which are the two best singles by Trevor Jackson?
E-Mail:
Swedish Exports, Streak en Masse Challange.
By getting the most people together and "streaking" (in BB underwear) the most crowded place in town you have the chance to win your weight in underwear. Knowing you couch potatoes out there, stuck with your face to Viceland all day, this could be a hefty award. Get on facebook, plan a meeting point and invite your friends. If you live anywhere near a town you'll just have to take your eyeballs off the interweb for maybe ten minutes and this will probably save you one entire month of laundry duty the next year. Hence giving you more time to write your book, "the ultimate guide to laziness".

GO TO SWEDISH EXPORTS FOR DETAILS

(Pic from this stupid American Student movie on YouTube. You shouldn't be naked for this one though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDVAfzNORk)
Win some clothes and some guest list spots!
Elvine is hosting a party Thursday, September 10, over at Scandic Malmen in Stockholm to celebrate their "hotel-in-hotel" Creators Inn by Elvine. Creators Inn is a free hotel room for traveling creatives, for example we had Alexander Robotnick staying there when he played at our party a few weeks back. On top of this event they're giving away a couple of things for some lucky bastard to win.

1st prize: 1 pair of chinos, 1 t-shirt and a spot on the guest list with a friend.
2nd - 6th prize: A spot of the guest list with a friend.

TIP: More info about the event and the answer can be found at creatorsinn.com

Answer the following question and maybe you'll win something:
Who was the first person to stay at the Creator Inn by Elvine in Stockholm?
E-Mail:
What We Do Is Secret—Want to Come Tomorrow?
Send us a picture of something that will make us smile (and want to reward you by scribbling your name on the list) to info@viceland.se
As usual: first sent, first rewarded.

What We Do Is Secret @ Debaser Medis, Friday September 4

Live:

THE KING KHAN & THE BBQ SHOW (CAN)
www.myspace.com/thekingkhanbbqshow

THE NODZZZ (US)

www.myspace.com/nodzzz
AUDIONOM
http://www.myspace.com/audionombrigaderna

DJs:

Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist

Thomas Savage

DZ & WWDIS crew
E-Mail:
Win Tickets to the Popaganda Festival
We have a bunch of tickets to the Popaganda Festival taking place August 28-29 at Eriksdalsbadet in Stockholm, Sweden. The line-up is looking good with names like The Teenagers (FR/UK), MGMT (US), Steve Aoki (US) and many more.

Watch the full line-up and get more info at popaganda.se
Where was the Popaganda Festival held before it moved to Eriksdalsbadet?
E-Mail:
VICE Pacemaker Mix Contest
We've teamed up with Pacemaker and Grolsch Block Party to create a contest which could mean you will be warming up for Sweat.X and Alexander Robotnick at the VICE Party on August 21. We want you to make your own Pacemaker mix and upload it to the competition and after that it's up to you to get as many votes as possible and get in the top five list. After that we will choose a winner who gets to play a warm-up gig at our party.

Go to contest HERE
Flow Festival Tickets
We just got our hands on a couple of tickets for the Flow Festival in Helsinki. Tickets are valid August 14-16 and you'll get to see some awesome bands.
The Big Pink (UK)
Vivian Girls (US)
Grace Jones (JAM)
Joensuu 1685 (FIN)
and that’s just to name a few...
For full line-up and more info visit the Flow Festival website.

To win tickets for you and a friend, all you need to do is answer the following question:
In what year was the first Flow Festival held?
E-Mail:
Nike Air Stab Design Contest
What if your imagination has no limitations? This is what Nike Air Stab is all about. Nike's classic 1988 running shoe has had a huge variety of color combinations and materialization and is truly the most customizable sneaker. Be inspired by your own creativity and custom-build your own pair of Air Stab sneakers. This is where classic design meets true greatness. So start making your fantasy a reality, by creating your own mind-blowing design.

Go here and start customizing now to win with the Vice x NIKEiD.com Airstab Design Contest.



Prizes: your own designed sneakers, 4 tickets for the Hultsfred Festival, Vice Photobook, Vice magazine subscriptions

The contest is running until 30th of June 2009. Prize winners will be chosen in the first week of July.
Hultsfred Tickets
We have two tickets to Hultsfred Festival to hand out.
July 8 and four days onwards holds 120 bands in the middle of Sweden by a lake you can and will, but shouldn't, swim in. It's great!
GO HERE for a list of all bands playing. Compete below and remember to send along your full name and phone number.
Describe your best ever festival moment?
E-Mail:
Distortion Turpas to WIN
These passes gets you access to 66 dance floors, the raver bus, the final party, not to mention the Club clash which you should check out here.
What's the party capital of Scandinavia?
E-Mail:
Roskilde Festival Tickets
We have eight tickets for the festival to win and the line up would take this entire page just to show you, not even talk about. Just go to their website for the whole thing instead.

Roskilde has a "Green Footsteps" agenda and they're really serious about it, go check out Roskilde TV for more info on that work.

To compete for the tickets answer the question below. Send along your full name, cell phone number and social sec. number. (just write it inside the box here)
How many years has Roskilde festival been around?
E-Mail:
Album to Win
Passion Pit just released their new album Manners and we have a few to hand out along with some other goodies.

You can download four of the tunes from the EP, RIGHT HERE.

Answer this to compete:
What was the name of Passion Pits last album?
E-Mail:
April77 / Rockbåten Merch
Sorry you guys. The winner of the Rockbåten contest further down has been chosen and it's Matti Björkman that gets to bring three friends to the party cruise. Congrats!

If you already bought a ticket (otherwise book here) you can compete for T-shirts and bags from April77 made in collaboration with Rockbåten to add that extra supporter feel to the trip.
What's the name of the ship that "Rockbåten" is held on?
E-Mail:
Win the Album "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix"
May 27 holds the release of Phoenix new album "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix" containing the singles 1901 and Lisztomania. They also play at the Siesta festival May 30. It's going to be swell.

Email info@viceland.se what it is that makes Phoenix such a great band, use as many or as few words as you want, and you can win a special edition "Wolfgang Amadeues Phoenix" CD and bonus DVD.
Black Velvet Pre Party
On Friday the 15th we're all invited to pre-party in the basement of AG925, E.G., but you HAVE to be on the list to get in. Luckily we can provide you with that luxury.

Between 6-10PM (maybe later? who knows) there will be foosball, ping-pong, couch slacking, lying and general bullshitting. There will be the normal fight to control Spotify, only now it's hooked up to a massive soundsystem. All the ingredients of an amazing pre-party will be present...Thanks a lot Black Velvet.

Send an email to info@viceland.se with your full name and the name of the ONE! friend you want to bring. If you haven't heard back from us at twelve on Friday, May 15, you should find somewhere else to go.

P.S. if you want to send us Spotify mixes before the party, go ahead. Just name them after thee all mighty self so we know whose mix it is.
Rockbåten — Win a Cruise
Our buddies at What We Do Is Secret gave us a four-person hut on their Rockbåten cruise. We’re giving it away to you and your friends. Come with us and sail the River Styx between Stockholm and Åbo on June 4-5 and see bands like Misfits, Black Lips, Annihilation Time, The Intelligence, Division Of Laura Lee and more.

Compete by answering this question in an e-mail to info@viceland.se with the subject "aarrgghh, walk the plank" along with your name, Soc. Sec number (personnummer) and cell phone number.

What's the name of the first Black Lips album?
The Juan Maclean at Debaser Medis
The winners were:
Johan Karlsson +1
Mattias Johnsson +1
Katja Wallander +1
Viktor Waldås + David Irigoyen
Hans Sharma & Cecilia Sharma
Miranda Holmqvist + Niko Björkman
Alice Robertsson + Anna Talme
Kristoffer Soldal + Emilie Johansson
Sofia Broomé + Anna Török
Christer Gunnarsson Sjöqvist + Ellinor Sjöqvist


Read about John Maclean of The Juan Maclean here and more info on the evening here.

Answer this but REMEMBER to let us know your name and who you're bringing.
Which influential record label is often mentioned in the same sentence as John Maclean?
E-Mail:
Mother at Landet, Stockholm
We have a couple of list spots to hand out, though it's only 60 sek to get in.
Join their Facebook group.

Landet (LM Ericssonsv. 27, Telefonplan)
Monday, April 27
Doors open 8PM

These guys will be playing music in to our ears:
Eagle Boston(DE)
Thulebasen(DK)
Kim Ki O(TR)(for Turkey you schmuck! and how often do we get great bands over from TR btw)

Answer this and remember to submit your name.
What does "Landet" mean really?
E-Mail:
Free Shades and a Launch Party
CONTEST CLOSED
Winner of the glasses: Brent Blazek
E-Mail:
SygLyd in Copenhagen

CONTEST CLOSED. WINNERS ON THE LIST

DUBSTEP:
Caspa (London/Fabric)
Crazy D (London)
2000F (Ohoi/Kraken rec.)
JSL (Ohoi/Kraken rec.)
Deadsteppas (K-town Riddim Architects)
Kousin

TECHNO:
Sebo K (Berlin/mobilee rec.)
Mathias Mesteño (Fumakilla/Upon you rec.)
Dan M
Atle

REGGAE:
Firehouse sounds
Rootman Hi-Fi

AUF:
Djuna Barnes
Oliviagra
Trolle/Rosenstand
AUF boys


E-Mail:
Floor Wars Tickets Copenhagen

CONTEST CLOSED, WINNERS EMAILED
E-Mail:
BOY A, Movie Tickets, Sweden
So, we haven't seen the movie yet (premiers March 27) and therefor have to resume to quoting IMDB about it: "...However, if you watch it, be prepared for a vision of humanity so dark that the most humane character in the story is a murderer."

Sounds great huh! (more info at SF.se)

Answer the question below and send along your full name and address for a chance on these prizes. (Swedish winners only)
First Prize: 2 movie tickets and a DVD with Jennifer Lynch movie Surveillance.
2nd-5th prize: 2 movie tickets.
The main character of BOY A is played by Andrew Garfield who recently played in The Other Boleyn Girl, about two sisters competing for the affection of a most bloodthirsty leader. Which one?

A. King Henry VIII

B. Count Grisnach

C. King Herodes
E-Mail:
Bloc Party Tickets
Bloc Party just released their album Intimacy and now the guys are on tour. We have a bunch of tickets for these stops along the road. Compete below.

Feb 22, 2009, 8:00 PM, Vega Copenhagen
Feb 23, 2009, 8:00 PM, Sentrum Scene Oslo
Feb 24, 2009, 8:00 PM, Cirkus Stockholm
Feb 26, 2009, 8:00 PM, Ice Hall Helsinki

Go download the VICE x Bloc Party mix by Top Billin if you haven't already.

Final winner emailed. Can't give you names here schmucks because then you steal their list spots.
How many members does Bloc Party consist of?
E-Mail:
Dim Mak Presents Steve Aoki (US) & The Bloody Beetroots (IT)
PARTY OVER. LOOK WHAT FUN TIME OUR WINNERS HAD, GO TO THE PHOTO BLOG.

What city does Steve Aoki often party in?
E-Mail:
Manifestgalan Tickets
Manifestgalan is produced by SOM and Fritz Corner and aims at shedding light on acts signed to independent record labels. We at VICE in our turn took it upon us to to give props to those same labels and will be handing out The Vice Label Award during the gala. 100 000 SEK worth of media space in VICE and a huge honor at that.

Go to Manifestgalan for all categories and nominees.

We have 2*2 tickets for the gala to hand out. Answer the question below for a chance. Send along your full name and the name of the friend you'd bring if you won.

Bands playing live:
Division of Laura Lee, Hajen, Fatboy, Anna-Maria Espinosa, Movits, Kraa
Dj's:
Eros video, Schmarro, Popmorsan

Name your favorite band and what label it's on.
E-Mail:
BERNS Christmas Party
Contest closed and winners e-mailed


YES! presents Brooklyn's First Family at BERNS Christmas Party in Stockholm.

We have four tickets to hand out.

Line-up:

M.O.P / Mash Out Posse / BROOKLYN
Warm up: Henok Achido
Large Room 100% NEW/OLD/HIPHOP
Willrock+Jayzon+Don Dada+Flaite

2.35:1 ELECTRO/MASH UP/CHICAGO
DJ Solo of the legendary group Assassin + Uncle O / Club Toxic Party/Paris
Decida+Shamoun+Party Crew

ASIATISKA SOUL DJ Pure P
KATTHAVET Erik B+Peter Piper+SNS Crew
TERRASSEN host Myggan+B-Line+DJ Taro

BERNS Christmas Party
Friday December 26
Doors: 9PM to 3AM. Age limit 20 years

Tickets 180 SEK, go to TICKNET or to SNEAKERSNSTUFF, Åsegatan.

For more info www.iloveyes.se or www.berns.se

Answer this question and send along your cell. phone number.

What is M.O.P. short for?
E-Mail:
December Prize Frenzy
We have got a bunch of clothes, watches, cellphones and what not from a bunch of brands and we want to give this big pile of stuff away. We'll put up 7 new contests each monday and between December 1-24 one or a few winners are chosen at random every day.

The question for ALL contests will be the same and your answer along with your address is all you should enter in the big box at each contest.

QUESTION: What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?

We're waiting for more but the brands that are nice enough to give you presents are:

LG
Tritoni
Crumpler
Original Penguin
Resteröds
Vasuma
Dr. Denim
Encore
Sandqvist
Carhartt
Gram
Lipsy
Uniforms for the Dedicated

We have some stuff for you too:

The Vice Photo Book (Press "See Video" at this website for a flip through)
Kodak Digital Photo Screens filled with images from The Vice Photo Book. (yes, you can change the pictures, and yes we used them once at an exhibition)
True Norwegian Black Metal by Peter Beste.
Skins & Punks by Gavin Watson.

*Signing up for a contest also means signing up for our weekly newsletter.

(The post office is swamped this time of year and therefor we can't guarantee you'll have your prize before christmas eve)

Image from this guy.
December 24
LG Renoir
Winner Jonas Karlseth who just needs a new phone, that's it...
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 23
Tritoni Watch
Winner Carin Dahlby who wants to be on time for a meeting maybe once in her life.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 22
Random Shit in the Office, package no. three
Winner Anders Nevilä who wants to stay in and get fatter than fat this Christmas.


We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 21
Tritoni Watch no. two
Winner Carl Gunnarsson who wants a new stereo to drown out his neighbors idiot taste in music.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 20
Crumpler Travel Kit no. Two
Winner Jan madsgard who wants peace in the world.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 19
Sandqvist Leather Bag
Winner Kerstin Karlsson who wants more vego stuff on the julbord.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 18
Vasuma Knitwear
Winner Anders Moberg who wants A new tire for his car, it´s flat!

and
Gram Shoes
Winner Nils Landin who wants nice shoes because his colleagues makes fun of him and his present "Lundastudent" styled footwear.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 17
Nike Gear and Trunkfunk Stuff
Winner Sofie Orrefors who says "i want a doppa grytan .-)"

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 16
Sandqvist Shoulder Bag
Winner Isabel Svensson who wants something so cheesy we don't even want to Copy/Paste it.

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 15
Random Shit in the Office, package no. two
Winner Louise Tullberg who wants free Coca-Cola for a year.

We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 14
Tritoni
Winner Anna Karlsson who wants more, more, more gifts.


If you think we're gonna work every Sunday you are wrong, it's close to Christmas so we took yesterday off. Today, Monday, we have two contests though.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 13
Dr. Denim
Winner Lena Björler who wants an apartment for the drugaddict who lives in the basement.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 12
Crumpler Travel Kit
Winner Karin Bergmark who wants vinyl records to come back.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 11
Encore Knitwear
Winner Jocke Eriksson who says this: Yo santa! Please give me a scissor...my beard is longer than yours!

What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 10
Resteröds Jacket
Winner Emma Eriksson who wants A humburger!
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 9
Vasuma Sunglasses
Winner Pontus Jacobsson who wants his own personal cloud!
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 8
Random Shit in the Office
Winner Johannes Forssell who wants a pink curly wig.

We get a lot of stuff sent to us. Records, PR thingies, stuff to hand out at parties and so on. Some companies give us more than we can handle which usually ends up in our storage room. It's not shit as the header might imply but it was more fun to call it that. "Christmas Cleaning" might be better actually.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
(Remember to give us your address)
E-Mail:
December 7
LG Renoir
Winner Jakob Anderssen who wants less raining in Norway.
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:
December 6
Vasuma
Henrik Skimmer who wants trained monkey
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:
December 5
Original Penguin

Charlie Åberg, World peace or a ps3

Hanna Råman, I wish for something to cover up my tattoos with. "I don't care how I look when I get older I wanna be cool NOW.." Bullshit. I look like an idiot.

Nanna Andersen Elsinore, A pool full of jellyfishes!

Rasmus Milan, Porsche 911 Turbo

Charles Johansson, A really nice girlfriend.

Martin (???), en biljett till hurtigrutten
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:
December 4
Uniforms For The Dedicated
Winner: Morten Koppel who wants a place to live in the big city (Copenhagen, help him)
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:
December 3
Dr. Denim
Winner: Philip Ravn who wants a pair of flesh eating pants as our intern miss-read it. (He wants a flesh eating plant)
What's #1 on your wish-list to Santa?
E-Mail:



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