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vec les hoverboards, les rapid-o-trons et les esclaves robots, le chat-vidéo (ou "vidéo-clavardage"... OK, laissez faire) est une des représentations du future la plus commune, comme en témoignent la plupart des livres ou films de science-fiction jamais présentés. En fait, jusqu'à maintenant, c'est aussi la seule invention qu'on a pu recréer et c'est un peu de la marde. Personne ne veut vraiment rester assis là poliment, à regarder le froncement de sourcil de sa grand-mère alors qu'elle met 20 minutes à taper "Est- ce quer t u portesle chamndail qe je tai envoyé?" alors qu'il pourrait très bien être en train de regarder des films de cul en fumant du pot dans sa pipe à eau. C'est pour ça qu'on avait amené le concept du chattage en premier lieu. Les seules choses pour lesquelles les webcams sont bonnes, c'est pour voir des boules. Ça et gosser des filles pendant des heures jusqu'à ce qu'elles daignent enlever leur chandail. On a demandé à notre éditeur photo, Patrick O’Dell, de convaincre ses amies filles d'essayer de la lingerie devant sa webcam au nom de la "mode." (En vérité, c'était juste pour voir des boules.)




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Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch?
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Subject: fashionsucks
Date: Jun 13 2007 04:42:39 AM
Author: bajshoraigen

And this proves that guys dicks makes it hard(haha) for them to write a good magazine.



Subject: Subject: Nipples
Date: Jun 13 2007 04:40:57 AM
Author: bajshora

heyy girls nipples gets larger whens it's warm in the room you fucking virgin.

and why is girls always naked in vice? let us see some naked guys. ore something "innovative".

Maybe vice has been occupied by horny 14year old virgins?
anyway that relly sucks.
cooooome oooon! write about music and post relly grosse pictures like you used to do.
more tibits, black flag, SY and ugly americans!

cant take more white sunglasses and neon t-shirts! fashion sucks, models suck. vice sucks.

And this proves that guy



Subject: so hot..but
Date: Jun 05 2007 02:57:09 AM
Author: Ms. Freaky

uhm, what´s that portable electric drill in her shelf for !?!

s-c-a-r-y bitch-lovely!



Subject: DICK BUTKUS
Date: Jun 02 2007 02:30:32 PM
Author: ...

Dick BUTKUS is an ass. You must be one of those type of people who read crappy tuner magazines and think you read a good story. Your an ass.

IF you don't like this shit so much go write your own magazine, and see if people buy into it...

Your, a lame btw, Holla? Holla? Are your fucking serious? The only exceptable excuse for saying that is if you tell me you're still in junior high school, which probably isn't even the case, your just lame.

Just sign off your computer, don't ever turn it back on, people don't car what you have to say, holla, you douchebag.



Subject: why
Date: May 30 2007 04:58:24 AM
Author: phil

Why are there so many cunts responding to this article?

It is a bit of light fun, and typical self-important vice readers have to shit all over it. People feel like they have to be a critical negative cunt, just to feel like they are saying something different/important/"do's&dont's like."

There are so many people overanalysing this it is not funny. It's a fucking article on the vice magazine website - who gives a fuck if it isn't a literary or creative master piece?

Grow up, for fucks sake.



Subject: I like it
Date: May 28 2007 08:09:51 AM
Author: yeahyeah

I like it, this is light and entertaining, I'm happy with it. This isn't an article that will change the world, but so what, there are plenty of magazines that do that, and I want something irreverant and different, so good for you, vice!



Subject: Gay niggers
Date: May 27 2007 10:38:06 PM
Author: Dick BUTKUS

I hate all these f^$#@$%s bitching about titties more than anything...but how do you type with your finger jammed up your asses fucking ?! fucking hipsters are worse than f&^%$$ts and f%^$&*ts are worse tha blacks and puerto ricans so all you hipsters can do coke till your f$#@#^t junkie asses die ..holla



Subject: tits
Date: May 25 2007 06:35:34 AM
Author: fanny

This is shit even by your standards Vice.
Second rate locker room soft porn bullshit...

Even if it was ironic it would be shit.

I know why dont you get her to shit spice things up a bit?

Wat next vice?...readers wives.

Are you running out of stuff to write about?

BORING





Subject: blah
Date: May 23 2007 05:21:32 PM
Author: blah

vice/zoo/nuts/zoo/vice? dont know anymore.



Subject: nothing better to do with her time
Date: May 23 2007 05:24:16 AM
Author: hope

too bad wasting her time



Subject: Nipples
Date: May 22 2007 04:48:36 AM
Author: Wu Tang Forever

Hey,

Her nipples are slightly larger than the average girls, not that it isn't hot. I can just see them lactating all over her illegitimate child's face...



Subject:
Date: May 21 2007 02:16:07 AM
Author:

i don't know, i'm not mad at the boobs... for some reason...



Subject: where did the content go?
Date: May 20 2007 10:32:21 AM
Author: !

this magazine is becoming too boob oriented



Subject: Hoverboards.
Date: May 19 2007 10:27:53 AM
Author: nikki9lives

aren't really around yet but I'm working on it.



Subject: Girl
Date: May 19 2007 10:15:59 AM
Author: Alex

she looks really young, too young



Subject: wow
Date: May 19 2007 09:48:14 AM
Author: jay

oh wow, breast, how edgy of you vice. Naked is the new clothed



Subject: fashion?
Date: May 19 2007 09:05:57 AM
Author: grey

I'm sure this and "shot by Kern" are making a lot of money however. You lose credibility with every approach to porn for males.



Subject: fuck
Date: May 19 2007 05:38:19 AM
Author: melodie

this vice fashion sucks, really



Subject: James Brown
Date: May 19 2007 02:15:07 AM
Author: orphan

wow james brown, in the same breath accusing this man of homosexuality, and then letting slip your own homo-shit-eating fantasy.

brilliant



Subject: O'dell
Date: May 19 2007 12:31:04 AM
Author: James Brown

Is a homo who needs to get his skull fucking curbed. I mean what is a fucking ass pirate like him going to do with tits. fuck this guy for fucking existing. fuck his parents for fucking fuck his whole life. I want to take a shit in his mouth.



Subject: yo
Date: May 18 2007 11:27:37 PM
Author: brendon

very hot



Subject: uh huh
Date: May 18 2007 10:25:53 PM
Author: why not

let's get o'dell in some panties on cam...



Subject: Yeeeeeaaah
Date: May 18 2007 09:07:29 PM
Author: Awwww

BWOOOOOOOOY!!


Just dont fuck it up with some dude sausage.



Subject: .
Date: May 18 2007 09:06:40 PM
Author: Frank

nice



Subject: masssterb8
Date: May 18 2007 08:20:11 PM
Author: milky

this is incredibly creepy



Subject: this is
Date: May 18 2007 06:44:40 PM
Author: retarded

thank you



Subject: (+) (+)
Date: May 18 2007 06:37:44 PM
Author: bewbz

Boobs are great. I wanna see Vodka-girls boobs.



Subject: no shirts = fashion
Date: May 18 2007 06:32:07 PM
Author: cuz

effin hipsters en yer trends.



Subject: hm
Date: May 18 2007 03:33:23 PM
Author: hey

this reminds me that movie Hard Candy. That guy is going to get neutered and then he's going to kill himself. All that and without getting to fuck her. I just know it.



Subject: oh girl !
Date: May 18 2007 02:52:16 PM
Author: echo

*now pinch ur nipples... thats it babe*



Subject: mother
Date: May 18 2007 02:51:41 PM
Author: crowbar

how old is she?



Subject: out
Date: May 18 2007 02:15:01 PM
Author: f***in'-

standing. more, pls



Subject: Man-Oh-MAN!
Date: May 18 2007 02:09:08 PM
Author: Scrotum McDee

Waiting on the edge of my seat for pages 2 through 7.



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