When we said boots and shorts is a funny idea we were fucking hungover and feeling cruel. This joke has now gone way too far and we are about to institute a recall that’s going to make Mattel look like pussies. Comments/Enlarge See all
Man is it a relief to see a woman show a touch of refinement instead of slutting it up all over the place. There's something about silk gloves where you just know you can take her to dinner with your parents and they won't spend the whole time thinking about all the rough, dirty, messy sex the two of you are getting up to. Comments/Enlarge See all
