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Dear Girls,
Drop out of school. It’s a waste of money. Start some bizarre performance-art band thingie and enjoy your twenties, because once the baby comes out, all those “Gender and Film” courses are going to do is make watching Shrek every day even more annoying.

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stan, on May 02 2009 09:29:02 AM wrote:
the one on the right is a dude.

Date: Jun 12 2008 05:20:37 PM
Author: i assume

the caption was written by a man, yes? i love it when hipstertards with penisproblems deconstruct gender issues.

Date: Jun 12 2008 02:34:54 PM
Author: rosbina

i mean.. assuming that that's what life is like for all women past their 20s.

whatever, ironic or not. still moderately shitty. jokes like this cease to be funny, vice.

Date: May 29 2008 02:59:04 PM
Author: a

the caption is genius

Date: May 20 2008 08:10:15 PM
Author: January 1st

" The one on the right isn't a girl. Look at those legs."

That's fucking hilarious.

Date: May 05 2008 03:06:26 PM
Author: tea

fuck you, vice.

Date: Apr 20 2008 12:01:49 AM
Author: besides the hairy guy,

this is beautiful

Date: Apr 07 2008 06:03:44 PM
Author: Greg

The one on the right isn't a girl. Look at those legs.

Date: Apr 06 2008 04:06:34 PM
Author: s

A+++

Gay black teenagers are the best people in the entire world. They are always the funniest, the meanest, and the most-est talented at some goddamn thing. Sweeping generalization? Well, fuck it, it’s true.
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You can laugh from a distance at his Catskills mom-pimp look all you want but without seeing the accompanying “I need to make a pee-pee” little crouch-dance he was doing, you haven’t really lived.

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