“Just kidding” girls are hot but they’re usually tomboys. When they bust out grandma-wear you get the fun-to-hang-out-with sense of humor with all the femininity that made you attracted to girls in the first place.
PS Warning: a lot of these girls are nuts so tread slowly.
Bahahaha, I wore a shirt almost exactly like that (but in black) for this play I was in.
I was a psychotic librarian. I hope this girl is too.
Date: Jun 06 2008 02:55:16 PM Author: crossedwire
looks like she identifies with Pretty in Pink - not as Molly Ringworm but as the guy from Two and a Half Men. Or maybe Boy George. Either way this chick is strictly AV club math nerd wank material
Date: May 26 2008 02:52:42 PM Author: ExtraNY
Vice Magazine. Way to go, humanity.
Date: May 11 2008 02:04:42 PM Author: WTF?
How does that top make her look fun to hang out with?
Date: May 07 2008 02:58:58 PM Author: elyse fucking mayonaise
a lot of these girls tread on nuts. claws, anyone?
Subject: Oral Date: Aug 05 2007 03:49:37 AM Author: K
Poor girl, her friends have abandoned her in the pits of worthless attire.
...However she seems to have good dental hygeine.
hmmm..Now:
Who can deny the fact that dental care over-rides fashion when it comes to determining the fuckable-ness of attractive young woman?
Subject: No, no ,no Date: Aug 01 2007 12:47:44 PM Author: Mr. X
NO! Vice! Bad VICE!
This is the EXACTLY the type of chick that I avoid at all costs unless I want to hear how the L-word is going and how funny Sarah SIlverman is.
Which I don't.
Subject: run Date: Jul 14 2007 08:50:58 PM Author: fast
as intriguing as 'these girls' may be they are in fact, nuts. i've had my share.
Subject: fucking hipsters Date: Apr 10 2007 08:58:01 AM Author: Gabriel
DON'T
they're the reason why lower manhattan's being warped.
Subject: know this girl; Date: Apr 03 2007 05:27:20 AM Author: sphen
I know this girl. she`s retarded. literally. not like, drool all over your face and rub shit on yourself retarded, but like, forest gump retarded, without the luck.
Subject: ahhhh Date: Mar 31 2007 12:25:03 PM Author: ian
this is a do?! good god
Subject: Grace Date: Jan 08 2007 04:41:00 PM Author: Blah
Feminism is about choice, not about dumb bitches who can't spell spouting off. By the way I'm a girl.
Subject: face fuck Date: Dec 20 2006 12:12:31 AM Author: ryguy
Lemme face fuck yer mouth ya dumb cunt...
Subject: Just look at this shit Date: Jul 17 2006 03:43:32 PM Author: Diry Dave
Can you see it...Oh my god! Oh my god? Oh my.......Buffer loading.....god!?
Dude is just getting smashed thinking..."When will this crazy bitch shut the fuck up?!"
Subject: MY WOMAN Date: Jun 20 2006 09:36:41 PM Author: ?
This is near marriage material...
I want my tongue in her mouth...
all woman take notes...yes really
Subject: her Date: May 21 2006 12:14:39 PM Author: hub
...she's got the cutest expression!
Subject: earrings Date: May 13 2006 02:27:40 AM Author: under fire
how is wanting to put your cock through hoop earrings mysoginistic? he didn't say they had to be attached to her ears. I've got a drawer full of hoop earrings I masturbate with, it's just a fetish.
save your money for the earring's
oh oh grace!
save your money for the earring's
whoa grace!
Subject: Grace Date: May 03 2006 10:22:58 AM Author: Mr. Bitter
Grace - do you have hoop earrings? If not, you should get some ...
Subject: WHERE IS THE LOVE? Date: Apr 29 2006 04:50:48 PM Author: Grace
Is anyone editing these comments at all? Seeing peoples fashion dos and donts is funny. Posting comments from readers who write "I want to stick my cock through her hoop earings" is insulting and unacceptable. Do any girls with self-esteem work at Vice? It is dissapointing that your magazine condones and promotes negative, misogenistic, and disgusting discourse. Reading rude and perverse comments is not interesting. I urge you to grow up and learn how to edit.
Subject: that bitch. Date: Apr 25 2006 12:11:28 AM Author: roberto manuel garcia
she's gonna do the same thing to this poor sap next to her that she did to me a few years back. she slips a little something in the cocktail, next thing you know you're lying on a beach and your pants(wallet) are missing. the trek back home is a bitch and so is she. amen for her.
Subject: girls Date: Apr 24 2006 11:33:59 PM Author: a guy
I miss Molly Ringwald. And Winona Ryder 1989? Where is she when we need her most?
the expression is "tread lightly", not "tread slowly".
btw girls like that just seem like attention-seeking "look at me!! aren't i soooo cool?!" dumb whores. so what if it's uncool to dress in clothes that aren't ironic.
but i guess that's just me. i'm not a hipster and i rather like it that way.
Subject: Just kidding Date: Apr 24 2006 02:11:07 AM Author: girls are great
Yeah, that's all pretty true. She looks rad though. Like the kind of girl who could tell a huge lie and flawlessly get twenty of her friends past a huge lineup at a bar, and then be all like "Yeah, it's no big deal".
Subject: dick Date: Apr 19 2006 07:18:16 PM Author: ring
those chicks ARE crazy. Big, "no joke" warning.
Subject: ALREADY Date: Apr 19 2006 03:28:37 PM Author: GET THE FUCKING MEMO
Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge See all
