"if irony is dead, why are you making a shitty magazine?"
this is what self editing is all about. when you type something in the heat of the moment, especially a retort to your own accusation (which takes a special kind of assholiness), you should always take a breath & count to 20 before clicking the 'submit' button. many times, you'll save yourself the embarrasment of revealing your sub-par social skills, comprehension, grammar, & IQ. try it sometime
Subject: Chinee Democracy Date: Mar 29 2007 11:04:02 AM Author: Slush
Isn't that guy on the new Gun's & Roses record?
Subject: played out! Date: Mar 28 2007 01:11:33 PM Author: kate
you guys used to be hilarious, but i'm so tired of how everything is "gay," how girls who don't give a fuck about what you think they should wear are hoes, and that irony is dead.
if irony is dead, why are you making a shitty magazine?
Subject: dork seizure Date: Mar 27 2007 04:13:39 AM Author: arf
Oh no! My dork seizure revealed that I'm not always sharp-witted and cynical! Oh the shame! I'll never be seen here again. Woe is me.
Subject: barf Date: Mar 27 2007 12:59:02 AM Author: arf
dude, get the fuck outta this thread already. This isn't
Craigslist.
Subject: i hate homework Date: Mar 26 2007 10:07:48 PM Author: arf
I pulled that from the picture, I swear. I didn't see your Street Fighter II reference until after I'd already posted. Honestly, I think we just have the same sense of humor. It's funny how we're both taking this so seriously. Out of curiosity, what year were you born and what was your best "sf," character? Me: 1980 and Chun Li. Shoryuken!
Subject: arf Date: Mar 26 2007 04:50:31 PM Author: i hate homework
dont ruin my sf reference. make up your own bad jokes.
Subject: stupid asshole who drinks too many beers Date: Mar 26 2007 01:47:57 AM Author: arf
I said "part weightlifter," and that was more of a reference to the pants. Thanks for caring.
Subject: slow day Date: Mar 26 2007 01:43:12 AM Author: at the office
how fucking old is this picture anyway?
Subject: arf Date: Mar 26 2007 01:07:48 AM Author: why we lost the election
Um, you lost me at weightlifter. Weightlifter? Bozo here doesn't
hasn't lifted anything more than 12 ounces in a long time.
I mean, other than George Clinton's fashion sense. Where do
you live? 101 Fey Way, Fluffytown, USA?
Subject: voting is cool Date: Mar 25 2007 08:11:59 PM Author: arf
He's part Rasta, part Yogi, part weightlifter, part voter. It's like if Street Fighter II decided to sponsor the DNC.
Subject: a new man for a new century Date: Mar 25 2007 03:59:01 PM Author: backwards jock
is that yarn hanging from his earlobes?
Subject: Drum stool Date: Mar 25 2007 12:46:55 PM Author: John
Ohhh. It's System of a Down.
Subject: Drum Stool Date: Mar 25 2007 12:45:53 PM Author: John
What band is this guy in?
Subject: Liars Date: Mar 25 2007 09:29:02 AM Author: Nolan
You guys know if you took the sign out of that guy's hand, made a more horizontal croping of the picture, this guy would make a really cool painting.
Subject: poster boy Date: Mar 25 2007 03:42:40 AM Author: Ricki Ticki Tavi
Using this guy as a poster boy for all Democrats is like using
Pat Robertson as an example of all Republicans. Only in the
Republican' case, it's fairly accurate. And how old id this pic?
Tsk, tsk, Vice. Tsk. Tsk.
Subject: bleg Date: Mar 24 2007 11:51:24 PM Author: hirobert.
i wish i was sober enough to actually enjoy this.
Subject: fw Date: Mar 24 2007 10:28:19 PM Author: fweh
the 'post a comment' section is probably the worst feature on the site
Subject: hire the posters! Date: Mar 24 2007 09:23:57 PM Author: h.r. man
maybe the do / don't editors are getting burnt out with so many commentaries to make, but take a hint from the posters ... they're one-upping you guys day after day for a month now.
Subject: uhm Date: Mar 24 2007 06:20:04 PM Author: Daisy
Fat gut, white head, fake dreads....what a hunk....
Subject: Hannity is sooooooooo hip. Date: Mar 24 2007 06:10:39 PM Author: Michael
"Democrats have become such gay losers we’re starting to think the right planted them there as a goof."
You mean
Democrats have become such gay losers we're starting to think that I planted them there as a goof.
Subject: guile votes 4 mccain Date: Mar 24 2007 04:29:47 PM Author: i hate homework
this guy is so many bad street fighter characters. tiger punch!
Subject: ...! Date: Mar 24 2007 04:01:53 PM Author: ..
you mean democrats became such gay losers in like... 1994?
Subject: love Date: Mar 24 2007 02:57:54 PM Author: nick zwathshinsk
i love do's and dont's
Subject: arggh Date: Mar 24 2007 02:37:18 PM Author: ge
star wars and politics should never be mixed.
Subject: pack Date: Mar 24 2007 02:22:48 PM Author: onyx
nice cock though
Subject: huh Date: Mar 24 2007 02:15:43 PM Author: fuck
What's going on here?
Subject: oof Date: Mar 24 2007 02:01:49 PM Author: yeah
sometimes reality hurts my eyes
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