We’ve been seeing this a lot lately and it seems to be part of some weird “fuck asses” thing. Not “fuck asses” like sodomy, but “fuck asses” as in “Who needs asses? They’re stupid.”

buuz, on Oct 01 2009 10:22:51 AM wrote:
she's a do. and flips flops are a dont. except when I wear them.


Date: May 29 2008 03:29:48 PM
Author: Bumless

Sorry, some girls just don't have asses. What do you want? Arse enhancement surgery or padded pants like a wonderbra for the derriere? And what exactly is the correct amount of ass?



Date: May 11 2008 09:44:02 PM
Author: absolutely a DO

as in I'd like to DO her right in the middle of this party, and I really DO like her funky outfit and hope others girls will DO the same with their wardrobe. holy shit she looks good!



Subject: FLIP DE FLOP
Date: Oct 12 2007 04:27:36 PM
Author: flippety flipflop

flip-flops IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: lame midwestern19 year old's dance party
Date: Sep 29 2007 05:01:57 PM
Author: Leo-Tard

is she wearing white panties over her thong leotard, under the skirt?



Subject: brewster
Date: Jun 06 2007 11:57:47 PM
Author: santospalayos

gimme three and a half minutes...



Subject: .
Date: Mar 11 2007 03:06:30 AM
Author: wtf

ok i may be a vice enemy 4 now.....well no sorry....i am loyal to a good canadian tab....but fuck guys...this is a do all the way...right down to the polka dot suit...even her freckly, late cottage summer skin....man u guys missed this...like u missed nuevo germania on your travel video



Subject: Big up to the Plump Ones
Date: Mar 07 2007 07:37:07 PM
Author: neil nice

I would take a 6 out of 10 with a nice ass over a 9 out of 10 with no ass anyday...



Subject: wtf?
Date: Mar 04 2007 04:13:32 PM
Author: ///

what the hell is that?
i mean there's absolutely nothing there, does she need a poillow when she sits down? i mean wtf...that inhumanely impossible to not have a ass.

-wait, she's white.
nvm



Subject: daygo flaccidity
Date: Feb 28 2007 06:50:10 PM
Author: hehohno

DO: limp zombie wrist, walking coma



Subject: squish
Date: Feb 22 2007 12:27:21 PM
Author: pm

DUBBLE YA TEE EFF??

HEEEE-HAAAW!!!!



Subject: Not the UK!!!!!!
Date: Feb 21 2007 05:01:38 PM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic

Thank the Lord this is NOT the Uk...
NOONE goes out raving in flip-flops in good ol' blighty. ESPECIALLY not with moldy baby carrot toes

Please. Someone. This isn't in the UK... right?



Subject: flat
Date: Feb 17 2007 11:37:10 AM
Author: yt

I like raiding a village just as much as any guy but this one is dry.



Subject: ..
Date: Feb 15 2007 02:01:04 PM
Author: mankind

we demand the return of ass and less wack neon rave shit.



Subject: no
Date: Feb 15 2007 06:51:45 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

and that stupid fucking skirt from 2004 is back. Retch.



Subject: slippin'.
Date: Feb 14 2007 09:55:59 PM
Author: send in the clowns

no ass is incomparable to the girl in front of her who has tye dye chest puke, an overly preforated metallic belt, AND, a broke ass second toe hanging out of her stupid fucking flipflop.



Subject: Too Low
Date: Feb 14 2007 07:37:38 PM
Author: Joe

I think Mikhail's probably right, if that skirt was just hoiked up a little I'm sure it would look fine.



Subject: nucular
Date: Feb 14 2007 05:34:42 PM
Author: tie-die

i just read daniel's comment a few down and laughed so fucking hard.



Subject: .
Date: Feb 14 2007 11:56:04 AM
Author: Lola

Thankyou, the Klaxons, for single-handedly making the phrases "British fashion" and "British music" even more synonymous with the words "shit" and "ludicrous".



Subject: Garfield
Date: Feb 14 2007 11:27:40 AM
Author: Daniel La Poubelle

Is the woman in the background being attacked by a cat?



Subject: Do!
Date: Feb 14 2007 11:20:24 AM
Author: Brian

Absolutely a do!



Subject: adf
Date: Feb 14 2007 11:05:26 AM
Author: dfa

THIS IS A DO!



Subject: i blame
Date: Feb 14 2007 06:32:23 AM
Author: ...london calling...

New rave and the Fucking kLAXONS!



Subject: way off
Date: Feb 13 2007 11:38:27 PM
Author: .

a complete Do



Subject: no
Date: Feb 13 2007 10:59:55 PM
Author: aesk47

this is not a do, cause no ass!! if she had an ass it would be a do!! (and fuck english cause i'm drunk and it's not my first language



Subject: poor leo-tard.....
Date: Feb 13 2007 09:09:33 PM
Author: Naomi

...and after a night of wearing this ...a new addition of a brown polka dot....



Subject: vice?
Date: Feb 13 2007 08:39:40 PM
Author: umm

umm vice what the fuck are you thinking? this is an unmistakable do. you haven't fucked up this bad in a while.



Subject: I agree
Date: Feb 13 2007 08:24:25 PM
Author: armie

This look would be wildly hot on a girl that actually had an ass.



Subject: ???
Date: Feb 13 2007 08:17:12 PM
Author: No Homo

The wet spot on her butt make me think she just came from a pool party.



Subject: you're
Date: Feb 13 2007 06:12:25 PM
Author: your

me, go kill your'reself.



Subject: you're grandfather would be ashamed
Date: Feb 13 2007 04:29:10 PM
Author: nick

what kind of person pretends they're above flip flops?





Subject: Layers
Date: Feb 13 2007 02:45:09 PM
Author: Jetpack

Magnificent don't that serves as the landmark to a cavalcade of ever fouler don'ts beyond her (tie-dye, flip-flops, &c.).



Subject: B
Date: Feb 13 2007 02:35:46 PM
Author: K

Asses DO rock, J. Smart man.



Subject: do!
Date: Feb 13 2007 02:17:09 PM
Author: mikhail

this is a do, the only problem is that her skirt is to low, if the thong backside would be merely implied by a few centimeters of skin, this would be an unquestionnable do.



Subject: saves
Date: Feb 13 2007 02:02:38 PM
Author: jesus

uma?



Subject: D
Date: Feb 13 2007 02:01:29 PM
Author: J

FINALLY! oh yeah, and asses rock.



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