Date: May 19 2008 05:05:55 PM Author: Wombat Tatoo
Is that MC Serch?
Date: May 06 2008 08:09:52 AM Author: face
this is the kind of guy who would get out of his BMW and look back at his car while he walks away, he is so into his self he even needed to write a statment on his head
Subject: GOOD GOLLY! Date: Mar 08 2008 08:03:52 PM Author: MISTER NOVEMBER
NECK PIMPLE ALERT, NECK PIMPLE ALERT
Subject: the Date: Dec 30 2006 11:35:26 PM Author: cactus
album.
didn't know serch was bringin baq the rayon. i know it's a fuckin polo, but lets pretend dude went mad creative and rawqued the rayon and girbauds. dudes shit is incomplete...
Subject: pinky Date: Dec 29 2006 11:10:18 AM Author: awesome
he has a tiny dick. his hair, glasses and nose job prove it.
Subject: keep em seperated Date: Dec 22 2006 09:13:16 PM Author: dyn-O-mite
dude thats totally the guitar player from the offspring
Subject: just Date: Dec 13 2006 03:13:55 PM Author: Skip Macaca
awful
Subject: Lame Date: Dec 06 2006 09:57:42 AM Author: Reah Tadid
I am a Vice "loyalist" through and through but they dropped the ball here. One nano-second of a conversation with this guys would tell you he's a don't (I'm guessing, but I'm guessing my guess is right).
Subject: remember the good ole days... Date: Dec 03 2006 12:55:49 PM Author: c'mon!
...when vice was funny?
who writes the DOs and DONTS these days anyway? the "giving birth to a fag" was kinda funny i guess but this DO just makes it seem like Vice is drowning in a sea of pathetic.
Subject: essentailly Date: Dec 02 2006 04:57:36 PM Author: j-jon
i'm just watching the ball drop. and you vice loyalists are all pussies and ass kissers. their is such a thing as quality. you don't find it all in a label. and thats what vice has become...a weak imitation of itself.
Subject: you Date: Dec 02 2006 01:19:26 PM Author: McCabe
if you don't like it - go away. real simple.
Subject: haha Date: Dec 02 2006 05:36:01 AM Author: jope
it's funny to see Vice crack up under pressure
Subject: request to lynch do's and don'ts writer Date: Dec 02 2006 04:04:19 AM Author: j-jon
none of this is funny. is it just me or is vice totally retarded these days. neither edgy nor funny. and btw stashes are totally played out. fuck !
Subject: Jewy guy Date: Dec 02 2006 12:34:16 AM Author: wow
The guy looks fucking great. He was a DO with with an afro forever ago and all us LES bitches had a crush on him until we got boyfriends. Thanks for bringing him back VICE. The rest of you are HATERS. Jealous much?
Subject: Gone are the days Date: Dec 01 2006 10:18:56 PM Author: Joseph Israel
Oh the days are gone, gone are the days. Are they not Joseph Israel?
The days are so very gone, Joseph. What are you going to do? It's a very disturbing thing to be the one who notices how gone are the days...
OH SO GONE!!!! MY GOD!!!!! MR. ISRAEL, ARE YOU NOT WORRIED THAT THE DAYS ARE GOING SOMEWHERE??? OH CHRIST!!!
you look like christ, Mrrrr. Israel, Joseph ISRAEL, that is. And your nice little album states that: GONE ARE THE DAYS!!! WHATEVER CAN BE DONE NOW THAT THE DAYS ARE GONE???????????
JOSEPh, Be HONEST!!!! SHOW US WHERE TO GO...
shame on you, vice for hawking such generic and unoriginally sentimental hippie bullshit.
Subject: .. Date: Dec 01 2006 09:36:32 PM Author: .
He's not being ironic.
Subject: paul, billy and jenny Date: Dec 01 2006 08:50:32 PM Author: fuck haute couture
talking about sports in the dos and don'ts is a big yawwwwwwwwn
you should go talk about it here.
http://www.myspace.com/yourteamsucks
Subject: things Date: Dec 01 2006 07:40:03 PM Author: leshainte
He's one of those guys that gets completely shitfaced, gets that haircut, and then tells everybody in the fucking world about his "crazy" night.
This is like the guy who gets shitfaced and passes out early at the frat party and wakes up with his head shaved except he's a jewy intellectual instead of a freshman pledge and the house was full of homo-hipster hair stylists instead of keg standing frat boys.
Subject: you're all retards Date: Dec 01 2006 04:44:33 PM Author: kate pinko
fan-fucking-tastic
Subject: Bosworth- Seattle Seahawks Date: Dec 01 2006 03:33:57 PM Author: Paul G.
The Seahawks will win the SuperBowl this year--guaranteed !!!!
Subject: Bosworth Date: Dec 01 2006 03:30:40 PM Author: Billy Dern
He does look like bosworth with that hair!
what a great champion he was...and IS still a great play
by play man....
Subject: Brian Bosworth Date: Dec 01 2006 03:29:18 PM Author: Jenny Walters
This Guy looks like Brian Bosworth--he was the greatest american footballer ever-what strength and speed-such great reflexes off the ball..what a true talent
Subject: Hahahahah Date: Dec 01 2006 02:37:13 PM Author: A
Buuurn!
Subject: ehh Date: Dec 01 2006 01:33:07 PM Author: yeh
o think the rso glasses make him a might bit don'ty.
Subject: mhmm Date: Dec 01 2006 12:30:45 PM Author: Chase
Well, it's that and that this guy's design is way cooler...
Subject: for real? Date: Dec 01 2006 12:07:14 PM Author: caitlin
weeeeeeeeeeeeeak
Subject: lame Date: Dec 01 2006 11:54:28 AM Author: rerun
Worst "DO" I have ever seen...
Subject: The Hair Date: Dec 01 2006 10:25:47 AM Author: Diamonds
The Cool Dr. Money cut is making a comeback
Subject: argh Date: Dec 01 2006 10:14:41 AM Author: stark
but what ? urm gino's? is this the uk page?
Subject: gas face? Date: Dec 01 2006 08:29:01 AM Author: dicksling
this guy looks like a cracked out version of mc serch from 3rd bass.
Subject: Speaking of Spell Check... Date: Dec 01 2006 08:21:07 AM Author: Nardo
MABE?
mabe?
Mabe?
mabe?
seriously, guys...
Subject: Glasses Date: Dec 01 2006 07:58:37 AM Author: Tanz
All that it takes to be a "do" is your fathers old spectacles. Or the Librarians.
Subject: zigazigzag Date: Dec 01 2006 03:18:00 AM Author: dog1
he aint gully dough
Subject: e Date: Dec 01 2006 03:03:32 AM Author: greg
for this whole look to work well his beard has to always be just 2 days grown out. thats a big comitment
Subject: too far Date: Dec 01 2006 02:12:12 AM Author: random hero
I feel that this caption has somehow crossed a line. Are there no rules anymore? Is nothing sacred?
Subject: oh dear Date: Dec 01 2006 02:02:06 AM Author: word stasi
"the the LA ginos"? "mabe"? exactly when did vice outsource the captions to bangladeshi preteens? it's not funny, not witty, not even run through a spell checker. this section used to be the reason to read vice, now it's absolutely horrendous. please bring back the funny.
Subject: no ka Date: Dec 01 2006 12:28:27 AM Author: boom
actually, i think its a mosquito bite.
my bad.
Subject: ka Date: Dec 01 2006 12:25:12 AM Author: boom!!
that zit on his neck is about to pop.u can tell he's been rubbin and pickin at it all day
Subject: rtyrt Date: Dec 01 2006 12:18:47 AM Author: rytrt
Oh so the the LA ginos that do this are DON’Ts but this guy’s a DO because he’s ironic?
Subject: actually Date: Dec 01 2006 12:16:51 AM Author: gaydies
actually its david cross in his i'm a douche bag role.
Subject: you know; Date: Dec 01 2006 12:12:16 AM Author: delicious sandwich
for some reason this picture made me think of tim robbins in his role from the film "howard the duck"
Holy shit, remember how fucking stressed out you’d get when you fucked up your parent’s car? Like, you’d jump out to see how bad it was and see this and catch yourself begging Jesus for a time machine?
East Berlin’s (note the “E.B.” gang sign) obsession with preppy assholes and old-school hip-hop makes us feel like we’re walking around in a bunch of our favorite old movies.
