anonymous, on Jun 21 2009 01:37:42 PM wrote: GO ISRAEL AND USA! FUCK THOSE CAMEL FUCKING TOWEL HEADED MOTHER FUCKERS UP! YOU HAVE THE WHOLE CIVILIZED WORLDS SUPPORT!
Date: Jun 06 2008 03:44:45 AM Author: Rock On!
Yeah,,,and the fact that he's total Heeb doesn't help matters much.
Date: Jun 03 2008 01:47:51 AM Author: not a shit-eating racist redneck
vice, i get that you are all about being open-minded and pushing boundaries but if the bigotry in these comments could be moderated slightly it would improve the site enormously. i dont know how or why rednecks find this site and feel they should comment, but they tarnish your name when they do.
be as glib and sarcastic as you like, but blatantly uninformed racists shouldn't be allowed the same freedom of speech as everyone else. they shouldn't even be allowed air.
Date: Jun 02 2008 09:09:46 AM Author: ashamed to be an american
no realy kansas city has alot to offer, like wal-mart, and did i mention its the capitol of kansas...
in all seriousness the good ol' USA is a one giant strip mall of a cultural wasteland.
Date: Apr 03 2008 12:49:55 PM Author: proud to be a douche bag
wow, 'proud to be an american'... you're more of a douche than the guy in this pic. wow.
Subject: lolol Date: Feb 19 2008 02:06:45 AM Author: lol
There's another guy in stripes and dark pants directly behind this guy in stripes and dark pants. I find this ammusing.
Subject: NO DEEPER MEANING Date: Jan 25 2008 01:24:14 AM Author: Angry
These scarves have no deep meaning.... They're just traditional fucking scarves. Go to the Middle East and you'll see that everyone and their mama uses them for everything from neck scarves to head scarves to lap top cushions to pillows and they sell them in every color
Subject: scarf Date: Jan 10 2008 04:31:05 AM Author: fighissima
those scarfs are so 2007.
Subject: 000 Date: Nov 06 2007 10:58:40 PM Author: 000
SUVhumper hahahahahahahahahah!!!!I'm a transitfucker or a Bikesexer!
Subject: something Date: Oct 01 2007 06:22:52 AM Author: cam
America's already fucked. I thought everyone knew that and was just comfortable with it. Camel fuckers? Really? Does that make you and SUV fucker then?
sure this guy looks like a douche, but hes not a douche who thinks kansas city is cool.
Subject: wake up Date: Aug 08 2007 07:22:37 PM Author: america you suck
those countries are only fucked up because america does the best job it can at keeping them that way. america is a pressure cooker of xenophobes with a horribly false image of what there own country is all about. Theres a reason every country in the world except america hates america. I say move to big city Canada you can still lavish in material wealth, not be a sheltered moron (laping up prole feed all blind and obediant), and not be subject to poverty if you get sick or old.
Subject: proud to be an American pt. 2 Date: Jul 23 2007 03:11:30 AM Author: brick layer
Don't bring your stupid scarves, and your shitty melodramatic religions over here and ruin the greatest country on Earth. It's bad enough that you have to be constantly ruining your own countries with that crap, now you want to come over here and drag us into that bullshit? You must be out of your mind. If you want to come to America, that's fine, but please leave all the other junk behind, we don't want your wars.
Subject: proud to be an American Date: Jul 23 2007 03:03:38 AM Author: brick layer
I'm an American, and to be totally honest, I want to kill all the Arabs, AND the fucking Jews. Do you think I give two shits about your stupid busbombs and markets full of dates and figs and hooded women and scarves and soccer balls and whatever else the fuck you all have in your stupid old world clay oven cities? You stupid camel fuckers, if I were running things, America would be out of that part of the world overnight. Who needs Jerusalem or Tel Aviv when you've got Kansas City and Las Vegas? L.A.? You only wished you lived here. Don't bring your stupid scarves, and your shitty melod
Subject: knoffer Date: Jun 24 2007 02:09:05 AM Author: knobber
i kinda wanna tickle his nob until it squirts yogurt
Subject: DOOOOOO Date: Apr 14 2007 08:48:26 AM Author: vai
definitely a DO
Subject: DO Date: Mar 30 2007 01:20:46 PM Author: !!!!!
Id do him in a heartbeat.
Subject: jesus... Date: Mar 21 2007 11:23:23 PM Author: bleh
SUCH a do. why must one assume its a fashion statement versus a sin of support?
Subject: . Date: Feb 24 2007 01:34:21 PM Author: superfantisch
that's a DO, so definitly.
Subject: sean or something Date: Feb 18 2007 05:02:35 PM Author: tri
a 10 year old wore a scarf like this one in Mighty Ducks 2. therefore, I like it.
Subject: the truth Date: Feb 15 2007 04:23:26 PM Author: patrick
Subject: that scarf
Date: Dec 27 2006 01:11:49 AM
Author: ArafatsGhost
yo. dude. its a fuckin SCARF
Subject: that scarf Date: Dec 27 2006 01:11:49 AM Author: ArafatsGhost
i personally dont like it as a fashion statement either. i wear mine (and will continue to do so) because it means something to me. its certainly not inherently tied with terrorists, nor is it a statement about one/two state solutions.its merely a representation of support for a people who have gotten the short end of the stick. i know plenty of palestinians who appreciate seeing that sign on whoever might be wearing it. fashion faux pas? perhaps. but for me, a worthwhile one, whether others understand it or not.
since when is it hip and fashionable to talk shit on websites anyway? im pretty sure thats stereotypically a geek activity. if the people who comment on here have nothing better than find people on the internet to talk shit on, that should reflect on their "hipness" rather than upon anyone elses.
Subject: from provo Date: Dec 22 2006 04:13:34 PM Author: you know me duh.
come back to where no one will make fun of you for wearing palestinian scarves because we don't know what they are!
say hi to francesco for me.
Subject: cowboy boots Date: Dec 16 2006 01:30:52 AM Author: frootloop
My grandpa use to wear hats like that but he also looked like one dapper mofo doing it, unlike this knuckledick.
Subject: bayonet food Date: Dec 02 2006 04:45:42 AM Author: johnny whoopass
Holy shit its like a jewish new york queer rocky balboa..
Not that theres anything wrong with that
Subject: SCARF Date: Dec 01 2006 05:09:53 PM Author: ...
While i do agree that this dude is dressed like shit head to toe (especially the boots), those of you arguing over his implied political statement by wearing the scarf are totally fucking stupid. why do you automatically assume that he HAS to be making some kind of anti-us/israel statement by wearing it? have you considered that those scarves are worn by US forces as well and are excellent in dealing with fucking WINTER WEATHER?
Subject: Do do do do lookin' out mah back door Date: Dec 01 2006 12:30:12 PM Author: 0ldie_hawn
I'm going harsh "DO" on this one. The boots are
so done that they're like a blank canvas. Come on,
this guy IS Montreal! Non?
Subject: scarf Date: Nov 30 2006 04:42:23 PM Author: ch
those scarves are now being sold at urban outfitters. yep.
Subject: Do! Date: Nov 30 2006 03:38:16 PM Author: Chris Lavery
what this guy needs is very simple and cheap - a bullet in the head.
Subject: fuck Date: Nov 30 2006 01:17:11 PM Author: Art
damn, i look just like that modafucker
Subject: hmm Date: Nov 30 2006 12:12:17 PM Author: lardass
1. those boots are awful
2. quit it with the lazy assumptions. Those scarfs (shemagh)are standard issue to the British forces in hot climates and i'm pretty sure it's not because the MOD is trying to make some sly comment on the Palestinian situation. It's not football you know.
3. those boots are awful
4. it's still a don't.
Subject: mime is a disgrace Date: Nov 30 2006 01:34:43 AM Author: Marcel Marceau
A mime is a terrible thing.
Subject: your gay Date: Nov 29 2006 11:22:59 PM Author: FAG
fucking piece of shit hipsters need to stop wearing shemaghs ... the longer you wear the gayer you are
Subject: ew eyeliner is for girls and robots Date: Nov 29 2006 11:06:13 PM Author: douchetotem
what a wigger
Subject: . Date: Nov 29 2006 09:32:26 PM Author: Iik
Even with dynamite, this gaylord isnt scaring too many people.
Subject: ha ha Date: Nov 29 2006 08:54:55 PM Author: ha
if she had pointier tits and more facial hair she could be any other girl in quebec.tabernac.
Subject: yesss Date: Nov 29 2006 07:10:50 PM Author: Pisa
that kinda fucking scarf is so played out goddamn. but i think he is actually a mime. those guys behind him are co ordinating
Subject: ... Date: Nov 29 2006 06:47:42 PM Author: ...
FUCK THE SCARF LOOK AT HIS FUCKING BOOTS.
Subject: subjectsubject Date: Nov 29 2006 06:46:58 PM Author: namename
its funniest because you know he thinks hes getting his picture taken cuz he looks great. you can tell by his face and his posture.
I'm laughing so hard right now:
"wow he's wearing a bunch of things that are perfectly fine on their own. but all at once it creates a douche totem pole." That was classic.
Why don't YOU write for vice? Douche Totem Pole is the name of my next punk rock band. I love you.
Subject: . Date: Nov 29 2006 04:43:46 PM Author: .
uhyeah but that scarf is still kind of hot.... even if its passed down the food chain to ignorant scene-rejects that wear faggy eyeshadow cause its "so hot right now".
Subject: i mean dang Date: Nov 29 2006 04:15:01 PM Author: fuck haute couture
um, wow, I guess I'm really ignorant about palestinian scarves (oh darn), but um, yeah, he looks like a semi-apologetic guido to me. Where you all got "brown with a big nose and 'fancy' accoutrements means near-to-middle-eastern" is a mystery to me.
Subject: !! Date: Nov 29 2006 11:58:55 AM Author: !!
a scarf is a scarf is a scarf. fuck. ugly, yes, but you are all missing the point: he's part of 'team stripy shirt' -- look at the dude behind him.
i bet they are some sort of dance duo that rocks the entire's world's face off with their bel biv devoe moves.
also, he is wearing makeup -- bad makeup. that is more offensive than the scarf, which im pretty sure they are selling at urban outfitters. it's stocked beside the black sparkly gun christmas ornaments. urban is trying to go 'controversial' this season.
Subject: . Date: Nov 29 2006 10:29:59 AM Author: .
How dare he inject a politically charged statement, (albeit a fashion one), into our daily culturally hermetic/ignorant lives. I want to hear more about the zany going-ons of Panic! At the Disco.
Subject: Strut on, brotha Date: Nov 29 2006 08:04:35 AM Author: Bobo
He's a bit of a feline Casanova, eh?
Now go get your dinner from a garbage can.
Subject: More re: posers Date: Nov 29 2006 06:37:09 AM Author: left of center on any other issue
ALso they dont even think about getting a state - they spend all their time trying to blow up israel, or at least provoke them as seen above. The pallestinians bearly know how to run themselves and if they got a state it would turn into a sandpit just like every surrounding arab nation, each without a middle class, decent education, medical facilities, or passible public works departments.
And dont give me any bullshit about how israel shouldnt be there either because Israel's creation was a logistical necesity: imagine what it would be like for the jews living there under arab rule especially considering the fact that the arabs were pissed that the jewish population in the region was on the rise because jews had been fleeing germany in such large numbers. ANd just look at hte muslim-lead nation trackrecord for tollerating different ethnicities too.
So to any white kid wearing a palestinian skarf, and I knnow a few, you guys are fucking ignorant posers and i hope an IDF bulldozer runs your ass over. Fuck you.
Subject: Two words: poser Date: Nov 29 2006 06:36:30 AM Author: Left of center on any other issue
Fashionwise, the guy kinda reminds me of a mime, 'cept for the skarf. Is that guy wearing eye shadow or something?
Meanwhile re: the skarf. I bet this is his thinking:
"well gee the USA is an evil force in the world and I'm a Lefty so I want to represent by wearing something that is anti-usa. And Israel is supported in part by the usa so I'm gonna wear one of those ubiquitous Palestinian skarves! I'll be so cool and politically chic!"
Well buddy, you just look like a poser. Vice, you got it right with this caption more than you know.
Meanwhile, Re: Jake, if the palestinians were trying for a state they wouldnt be behaving like they've been all this time. Terrorism has never won a war. Dont you tell me the bs about the colonists being terrorists in the american revolution and how well that went for them because the colonists didn't attack brittish civilians. THe Pallestinians fight to continue the fight. They fight so that israel will attack their militants, cause collateral dammage, win the pallestinians more world sympathy and cash (for arms, notice it rarely goes to human aid anymore), and then do it all over again. The worst enemy the pallestinians have is their own leaders and their victimization complex.
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Subject: Date: Nov 29 2006 03:16:58 AM Author:
no but really i had a hat like that in the seventh grade. it was so dumb.
Subject: Date: Nov 29 2006 03:16:12 AM Author:
i had a hat like that... in the seventh grade! zing!
Subject: Keffiyeh Date: Nov 29 2006 02:17:24 AM Author: Shemagh
Well, this is obviously the middle eastern garment most easily coopted by hipsters in raw denim (me included). Still, I can't wait until we see full-flowing Saudi robes on the Cobra Snake. Like Peter O'Toole in Lawrence of Arabia. Talk about dapper.
The only type of Keffiyeh that's associated with Palestinian solidarity is the black/white colorway. If you really want to look militant, buy a red/white one and rock it like Arafat. Bonus points if you're reading Edward Said at the time (on your way to a Norman Finkelstein lecture). There are about eighty other colorways beside this one to choose from. But the recent ubiquity of keffiyehs is annoying. They're like the new flannels or something. They're also surprisingly difficult to tie. Thank God I live in Japan where there's no such thing as semiotics. I can wear my green one free of any anxiety about its prickly role in global politics.
Subject: . Date: Nov 29 2006 01:22:24 AM Author: .
wow hes wearing a bunch of things that are perfectly fine on their own. but all at once it creates a douche totem pole
Subject: Usa Bin Laden? Date: Nov 29 2006 12:02:30 AM Author: Disco
He looks like a Euro-Pirate Bin Laden. I bet he drives a cream colored Jeep with 200 spoked rims and gold trim all over.
Subject: jesus the hate Date: Nov 28 2006 11:46:20 PM Author: jim jangle
I don't think the scarves are played at all, I own one and gripped it all the way from iceland. Whats wrong with a public display of opinion that Israel is clearly fuckt in its dealings...
besides its fucking winter
Subject: k! Date: Nov 28 2006 11:23:17 PM Author: mo
"please stop wearing these fucking scarves. please! they sort of annoy the living shit out every cell in my body. and it does wierd me out, in a
hey-do-you-know-about-the-signifcance-of-the-scarve-you-are- />
/> wearing?way"
I guess the significance you're looking for is keeping sandy wind out of your face and the hot sun off your head? It's kind of funny that they're associated so often with terrorists when the SAS and US forces wear them.
i'm going to roll my fucking eyes down the street you cum gobbling dick. i didnt say terroism, nor did i think about terrorism or make such an association dick face. i'm trying to point out the cultural signifance, and i dont exactly mean muslim either. i just mean something that is seen as important and signifcant. go ahead, scroll down and read my post...i'll wait. see the words muslim or terrorist in my post? eat a dick mutherfucker.
Subject: Flashback time Date: Nov 28 2006 09:10:51 PM Author: Hahaha
First, very funny caption. Ignore the angry brooders who say otherwise. I'm sick of the whiners who are always bitching about the captons. Whoever slams captions should be required to simultaneously write alternate captions up for critique. Second, this guys's scarf reminded me of my theater-major college roommate back in the 80s. She wore a white one too. So did half the campus. They were the shit back then. I wonder if they will resurrect with hoop earrings and new wave clothing. Shudder.
"please stop wearing these fucking scarves. please! they sort of annoy the living shit out every cell in my body. and it does wierd me out, in a
hey-do-you-know-about-the-signifcance-of-the-scarve-you-are- />
wearing?way"
I guess the significance you're looking for is keeping sandy wind out of your face and the hot sun off your head? It's kind of funny that they're associated so often with terrorists when the SAS and US forces wear them.
Subject: you hipsters overthinking everything Date: Nov 28 2006 07:14:28 PM Author: thug mcgraw
whats the significance you people are hinting at like some Muslim bull in the china shop?
it's a keffiyeh. its traditional middle eastern attire. nothing to do with being a Muslim, though most of the those who wear them are. nothing to do with terrorism or none of that.
it's just a "scarf".
Subject: svbgsd Date: Nov 28 2006 06:44:59 PM Author: maddy
it's not lame because he looks like he actually might be palestinian.
jeeeeeez... hat, scarf, striped shirt, cowboy boots? pick a look and stick with it. as coco chanel famously said, take one thing off before you leave the house. he is over-accessorized to the max.
Subject: fi fo fumble-dy Date: Nov 28 2006 06:00:33 PM Author: fee
well gosh beav, i thought it was a quality caption. plus ther's a wierd black-and-white colored leprachaun thing going on somehow like an afterthought/image.
"don't you know anything about the free play of signs and singnifiers ?"
Subject: Death to america Date: Nov 28 2006 05:58:28 PM Author: sand fart
You should see my green hezbollah one.
Subject: Wow. Vice sucks now. Date: Nov 28 2006 05:48:27 PM Author: Downhill fast
Not a single laugh. Not fucking one. Dos and Don'ts has become aggressively unfunny. Who the fuck is penning these turds?
Subject: rj Date: Nov 28 2006 05:25:54 PM Author: K!
actually i need to clarify, i love they way they look, i just cant stop wondering if there is some deep meaning behind them, and if there is are the wearers concious of the meaning? i almost want to say that its the same to me if kids started to rock yamakas cos they look awesome! you get it?
whenever somebody puts on one of those scarves, every displaced Palestinian breathes a sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge that peace and statehood are that much closer.
Subject: Reply to Go Against the Wind Date: Nov 28 2006 05:21:02 PM Author: Mosel
Sounds like your walking towards a fart.
Subject: So glad... Date: Nov 28 2006 05:19:27 PM Author: Dewd
Finally!!!
That scarf is so fuckin annoying and lame.
Subject: K! Date: Nov 28 2006 05:17:02 PM Author: rj
please stop wearing these fucking scarves. please! they sort of annoy the living shit out every cell in my body. and it does wierd me out, in a
hey-do-you-know-about-the-signifcance-of-the-scarve-you-are- wearing? way
Subject: 1234. Date: Nov 28 2006 03:57:13 PM Author: 1.
Usa Bin Laden?
Subject: To go against the wind. Date: Nov 28 2006 03:16:18 PM Author: ~
I'm sorry. I think he's hot as fuck.
Subject: yep Date: Nov 28 2006 03:07:34 PM Author: agreed
he looks terrible
Subject: double standard Date: Nov 28 2006 03:07:17 PM Author: pm
if this outfit were on a bony little number with a pixie cut & some B cups, it would've gotten an enthusiastic DO from vice.
Subject: hey Date: Nov 28 2006 02:42:48 PM Author: new york
knock it off with the boots already.
Subject: nail on the head Date: Nov 28 2006 02:38:09 PM Author: bravo
Thank you, vice, for finally humorously commenting on the horrible reification of fashion. Seriously, this one is dead on.
Subject: Take that, bitches Date: Nov 28 2006 12:33:40 AM Author: Sir Firsty McFirst
I'll suck a cock today for a manburger on Tuesday
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