Mesh shirts used to be for Scottish bricklayers then Jamaicans got a hold of them and made them sexy. Now they’re a staple for anyone who isn’t fat and is over those ironic fake vintage YMCA shirts from Urban Outfitters.
indeed, mesh shirts are NEVER okay under any circumstances. i'm sure he can find something else to match his ridiculous hair that doesn't have holes in it.
Subject: gym socks. Date: Apr 19 2007 12:56:42 AM Author: Cotton Candy Vegan Land Forever.
Mesh is never okay. Ever. Unless you are in third grade, and you're in gym class wearing a green mesh vest for dodgeball...
Subject: Cock Date: Feb 03 2007 06:07:20 AM Author: You Mean
He is a Fudge Packing Man.
Subject: damn Date: Jan 23 2007 02:59:43 AM Author: jelatinus
you just gave this kid mad pussy for about ...three months
Subject: breakfast Date: Dec 16 2006 01:04:33 PM Author: barfmaster
yes, the mesh shirts are very nice.
the are useful too, keep you cool in the summer, hot in the winter.
you can even strain your spagetti with one of them shits.
Subject: Sigmund Date: Dec 15 2006 06:15:49 PM Author: DirtyCreep
He and the Sea Monster lost touch years ago.
Subject: fags Date: Dec 14 2006 10:37:51 PM Author: lala
mesh shirts are for fags u loosers who think this is even HOT on a guy what happend to the MEN???????????????
Subject: me again Date: Dec 07 2006 02:10:09 AM Author: killjoy
the guy is a clown. the left out guy is much cooler and probably wondering if he can see ne boobies through mr googlamesh.
fat people look great in mesh shirts as long as they wear a headband and a whistle around there neck as well, like my man Mauro.
Subject: hater Date: Nov 29 2006 12:11:14 AM Author: mr me goo
I hate him cause he's way better lookin then me, and he look like a dick bag art school frat boy. and hes better lookin then me
Subject: So Date: Nov 26 2006 03:31:47 PM Author: Yep
You guys definitely hated on mesh shirts so many times before this. I call bullshit.
Gavin's probably not even writing these anymore.
Subject: * Date: Nov 25 2006 04:24:04 PM Author: jamie
royal family. albino pubic hair.
Subject: this Date: Nov 24 2006 05:45:59 AM Author: zacko
vice... oh my, you are now plugging, vaine, self indulgent, metro jocks. try to get it right, you out of touch fucks.
Subject: yoyoman sayz Date: Nov 23 2006 01:29:03 AM Author: Yo yo Man
its fuckin futuristic this guys onto something
Subject: HATERS! Date: Nov 22 2006 07:08:07 PM Author: ---
This guy is hella hot. I bet really knows how to screw. Mesh or not, a good screw is always good.
Subject: its david beckham with a perm Date: Nov 22 2006 02:40:14 PM Author: its david beckham with a perm
its david beckham with a perm
Subject: poor, poor vicey Date: Nov 22 2006 11:52:22 AM Author: 'strustfundmanager
actually, it would be much much hipper to wear this shirt if you had a few vodka infused fat rolls
screw the metrosexual hegemoney
and FUCK THAT EMERGING YOUTH BRAND LICE I MEAN VICE
Subject: someone can't speel don't Date: Nov 22 2006 05:13:03 AM Author: whatever
since when was posing like a prostitute for vice a DO?
Subject: his name Date: Nov 22 2006 01:50:41 AM Author: his name
is
Ralph Malph
Subject: revolting. Date: Nov 21 2006 07:48:12 PM Author: candy
yawn and a half... could you possibly get more boring and generic looking than these two? i WISH they looked like hot-ass fags, but to say that's true would be an insult to all the stylish queer dudes out there. mesh shirts USED to be a major do in my book-- now fourteen year old suburban rich kids with no personality or fashion sense are going to be wearing them with their brand-new-but-pre-faded gap jeans like this asshole. thanks, vice, for ruining everything yet again. get new writers already, or perish. ps- anyone who was ever NOT over ANYTHING from urban outfitters might as well die.
the only cats that can get away with this shit are cholos from maravilla housing projects circa '78. anyone else just looks like a fag.
Subject: ay ya yay Date: Nov 20 2006 06:28:19 PM Author: two eyes
two curly haired gays! how cute!
Subject: do me Date: Nov 20 2006 03:55:20 PM Author: Roxanne Young '05
Homeboy is hotty!!! Napoleon dynamite took a few shots of hotty juice! Lick my pussy!
Subject: !! Date: Nov 20 2006 12:23:42 PM Author: !!
don't get mad at vice's only output of info -- they only have that one intern, and he does EVERYTHING! writes the DOs and DON'Ts, cleans up the puke from the men's bathroom, takes verbal abuse, and he has to make all those trips to american apparel...
poor little bastard.
i hope he's doing it for more than just school credit.
fuck vice put some new ones up you lazy fucks im tired of seeing that meshed fag
Subject: !! Date: Nov 20 2006 11:56:18 AM Author: !!
the DOs and DON'Ts have gotten mighty random lately, with the line dividing the two seriously blurring, but garfunkel here is not a fucking DO. he's the DON'T that has made me realize vice has no clue what the hell they are talking about lately.
are you letting the intern do these?
mesh? mesh.
christ.
Subject: wow Date: Nov 20 2006 11:56:21 AM Author: drex
and in the bat of an eye vice takes a flamethrower to the last morsel of fashion cred they had worked so long and hard to attain
Subject: Wait Date: Nov 20 2006 08:34:25 AM Author: bobo
Mesh shirts are a do? Ok, I'm done, Vice.
Subject: Operations. Date: Nov 20 2006 01:45:59 AM Author: NTI
Vice Fag 1: So we're taking some flak lately for having our DVD available at Urban Outfitters and apparently we're losing our "edge". Any ideas?
Vice Fag 2: Jesus H. Christ. Just do what we've always done, take a swipe at Urban Outfitters wherever it won't hurt them. Gavin?
Gavin Fag 3: Yeah I'll stick it in the Do/n'ts and let the nerds pick away at it. Fuck those guys aren't selling enough DVD's anyway.
Subject: / Date: Nov 20 2006 12:33:51 AM Author: /
He's missing a nipple piercing and athletic white hightops. Word
Subject: LA Date: Nov 20 2006 12:33:10 AM Author: moi
werdd, LA. this dude is always at loft parties taking fucking pictures
Subject: Don't Date: Nov 19 2006 11:31:24 PM Author: Rick Lightning
The guy in the back is much more of a do than that cum guzzler in front. At least he knows what style accentuates his natural look.
If that Napoleon Dynamite kid and Michael Rappaport had a gay son together (somehow), it would be this kid.
Subject: Don't Date: Nov 19 2006 09:40:12 PM Author: Tony
Had to check three times to confirm this was in the "do" category.
Seems like all guys have to do to get in the "do" category anymore, is just not have their balls hanging out.
Subject: hot Date: Nov 19 2006 04:58:53 PM Author: m
he's fuckin' hot... i hope he's not gay... i really do, it would make me happy.
Subject: Here is a don't for you Date: Nov 19 2006 03:41:57 PM Author: Kris Kristofferson
You guys should have a don't that is just a picture of Vice magazine, and then the caption would read: "The current issue of this magazine doesn't suck at all..."
and it would be timeless sarcasm because every issue always sucks.
Subject: are you kidding? Date: Nov 19 2006 02:59:53 PM Author: El Harto
DON'T
mesh shirts are still for creepy dudes at clubs who kindof look italian, but they're probably mexican and then you accendentally make out with them, hating every moment but not really fighting it.... maybe that's just me. either way:
DON'T
Subject: no Date: Nov 19 2006 01:06:26 PM Author: seriously
vice IS urban outfitters.
Subject: OH SO FUCKIN FUCK YOU!! Date: Nov 19 2006 03:02:08 AM Author: aesk47
MON RAIL DE COKE EST PLUS LONG QUE TE MÈRE!!
Subject: fum Date: Nov 19 2006 12:29:54 AM Author: fee
"It's a mistake to think you're special." John
Giorno
(comment from fry guy, last do)
the focus of these last two dos seems to be the literal meaning of do's and dont's: that how one packages oneself can effect a change in how we are perceived.
"i'm not interested in generalities, nurse, now take me to my ward"
Subject: finally Date: Nov 18 2006 11:58:11 PM Author: john b.
this is the hottest chick i've seen in vice in a while. i like her hair too.
Subject: hex. Date: Nov 18 2006 11:46:28 PM Author: Hennah
This is my english teacher....
Subject: ? Date: Nov 18 2006 09:13:31 PM Author: concerned
mesh shirts? do? really?
Subject: . Date: Nov 18 2006 07:01:34 PM Author: .
He's fucking hot. nice arms
Subject: U.O. Date: Nov 18 2006 06:59:50 PM Author: LT
I love any comment that rips on Urban Outfitters.
Subject: goddamn Vice UK Date: Nov 18 2006 06:17:34 PM Author: whatevs
you're right. wouldn't the world be better if all the non-fats wore mesh shirts? no. no it would not.
Subject: WOW! Date: Nov 18 2006 05:08:37 PM Author: rod
If you stuck a curly wig on my boyfriend and gave him daily injections of art fag this would be the end result.
Subject: l Date: Nov 18 2006 03:06:26 PM Author: pk
i fucking hate curly hair
Subject: poke me in the eyes Date: Nov 18 2006 02:33:54 PM Author: four eyes
Gay doesn't really cover this on 'casue I'm pretty sure gay guys would be like 'pass'. Mesh shirts are to be sold in black at Hot Topic for goths. That is the natural way.
Vice has no eyes.
Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life?
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It’s way easier to imagine you just did it with a girl when she comes back from the dance floor all flushed and sweaty.
