This guy is giving a big “fuck you” to the whole “pants or shorts” debate and then, on top of that, he’s even giving a “fuck you” to what we understand as the symbol for “fuck you.”
Conky, on Apr 18 2009 12:08:27 PM wrote: I'll bet he loves it up his ass.
sully six, on Sep 22 2008 10:17:30 AM wrote: some greeks in a barn somewhere, all natural.
Date: May 15 2008 03:47:47 PM Author: Kenny...
those poor infareds...
Date: Apr 07 2008 07:41:45 PM Author: Taylor Gibbons
I think 3/4 length pants are a good option for fat people because you can wear them when it's hot without having to show people how fat your legs are above the knee when you sit down. Pants always look good but having to either wear them during the summer or embarassing shorts that will allow you to be comfortable was at one point the ultimate catch 22 of leg hole lengths. Those days are over.
Date: Apr 01 2008 11:24:11 PM Author: Elle
Those are neither shorts nor pants. Those are midge pants.
Subject: arf Date: Feb 19 2008 05:44:45 PM Author: Reyno
I just learned that reading the caption to this photo while holding in the spit produced by chewing tobbacco and betel'cause you're too lazy to spit in your jury-rigged spit-cup/spitoon is a definate Don't.
I just spit betel nut and chaw spit all over my keyboard you bastards, and I (clearly) blame you.
And you too, retardo-grinning guy from down Downe's Syndrome way. Asshole.
Subject: Cwy cwy yew dewty muvva' fucka! Date: Apr 18 2007 12:02:20 AM Author: Green Bean
Spix is peoples tew!
Subject: what gives Date: Mar 05 2007 10:55:39 AM Author: lentil poop
All you judgemental miserable cum gargling fagoid killjoy malcontents need to stop hating on this guy. He hasn't done anything to you except wake up in the morning and draw breath into his lungs like the lot of ya. Most of the people posting on this board are probably supremely ugly anyway. Have a fucking heart for once and stop living of your fucking parents you bunch of useless lames.
Subject: fuck u anf ur chubby fingers Date: Feb 06 2007 02:39:09 PM Author: you wish
seriously, what's up with chubby NED's these days.. and what's up with mistaking a fuck you with a half ass a sufts up thing.. get contole of ur fuckin fat fingers.. and what is up with the i-couldnt-decide-if-i was a pants-or a shorts-kinda-guy..
Subject: REAL NI99AZ Date: Jan 09 2007 07:41:31 PM Author: HOWS UR JAW TOPER
WONT BE THE FIRST TIME YOU GET UR ASS WHIPPED
OR THE LAST
Subject: REAL NI99AZ Date: Jan 09 2007 07:41:27 PM Author: HOWS UR JAW TOPER
WONT BE THE FIRST TIME YOU GET UR ASS WHIPPED
OR THE LAST
Subject: pp Date: Jan 03 2007 12:51:44 PM Author: tmale
he is obviously trying to say "fuck you" properly with his polite pinky...
Subject: 95% Of Men In my Town(I'm moving shortly Date: Dec 13 2006 02:30:31 PM Author: Norcos
"Yeah man.. I'm giving the finger and some pinky. It's like.. It's like what white guys do. Means you have money, fool!"
Subject: Don't... Date: Nov 29 2006 09:21:30 AM Author: Reah Tadid
This is one of those DON'T reproduce ones. There should be a law, really. Who could produce one argument to convince anyone that his offspring would have an iota of anything to offer this planet.
Subject: not true Date: Nov 25 2006 09:57:22 PM Author: true enough
i met this guy at a bar once
he kept braggin bout all the hot girls he was gonna get with. surprise surprise, none of em were havin it.
come closing time he was after the chubby girls of questionable age.
also he wore too much man perfume
Subject: i know that guy!! Date: Nov 25 2006 12:15:09 PM Author: dooche
If it isn't Herve Villachez' with a goatee. You still collecting Denis Rodman basketball cards in your free time? When you gonna learn man, giving the finger ain't gonna make you grow inches, try standing on some stilts you knee high mexican.
PS how's your girl?
Subject: 7 Date: Nov 23 2006 02:40:30 AM Author: 7
Subject: giggles Date: Nov 13 2006 08:52:41 AM Author: Quasimoto Jones
He looks like one of those Make a Wish kids and today is his "special day" and all he wanted to do before he dies is go to a party with normal kids and skeez on some ho's. It's the hat yo. whoever thought that was a fasionable idea needs to be drug through the streets.
Subject: wack ass bitch Date: Nov 12 2006 11:34:18 PM Author: the wiser
this looks like one of those retarded looking guys that wanders into your party that previously contained only fuckable people. then he just goes around drunkenly hitting on every girl there and clearing a big space on the dance floor while he tries his hip hop moves which are way off the mark.
The hat would still be a total don't even if he was wearing a super tidy suit and was really interesting and well spoken, only he had this ridiculous hat on because that whole drug spoof thing was over like, ten years ago and wasn't that funny even then. But this brown dough face isn't really even trying to be funny like that because you know that when people comment about the hat he laughs and goes "yeah, yeah, it's funny huh? but seriously though, you want to get up right now mayne?"
Subject: drunk Date: Nov 12 2006 10:14:21 PM Author: aesk47
i'll be with polish hoes playing croquet and snortin barbeapapa!!
Subject: check Date: Nov 12 2006 03:10:44 AM Author: it
I'm quite serious when I say I would love, I mean love to punch this goon in the fucking face. Fucking babyface gangsta wanna be.
Two weeks ago I fucked up a little poser bitch at a new shopping center and he looked liked this dudes homie.
Fuck. That felt soo good.
Subject: Sad Date: Nov 11 2006 11:48:47 PM Author: Dorian
This is rap/hip-hop.
Subject: whoops Date: Nov 11 2006 04:57:36 PM Author: msiterCQNZR
He's wearing motherfucking shizzants a lama ding dong, mang!
Subject: drugs Date: Nov 11 2006 12:34:41 PM Author: jazzman
i hate drug referencing spoof clothes. they're for 15 y.o.'s.
keep listinging to that sun ra and mingus tho and stick to splifs
Subject: SHANTS Date: Nov 11 2006 11:40:05 AM Author: JEREMIAH JANDERS
I HEART SHANTS!
Subject: the answer Date: Nov 11 2006 10:29:57 AM Author: woot
the answer to the debate is...capris!
Subject: as Date: Nov 11 2006 10:01:42 AM Author: sa
what a baby faced mo fo
Subject: keeping it anaheim real Date: Nov 11 2006 09:06:07 AM Author: whatevs
He definitely looks pretty douchey, but the Angel Dust hat gets a 10 out of 10.
Subject: lovely Date: Nov 11 2006 08:53:15 AM Author: zanz
his face looks like a target for fists
Subject: asd Date: Nov 11 2006 04:18:51 AM Author: asd
so you all know, sir firsty mcfirst is the same person that posts the DOs and DON'Ts. a pre-emptive strike against lame people. It's sad that they have to do it.
also, that DONT caption is VICE golden age good.
Subject: some things Date: Nov 11 2006 12:53:55 AM Author: Master Card
Denim Capri Pants: $29.99.
Angel Dust hat: $12.99.
Drunkenly spilling Heineken on your brother's beret-wearing
nag of a wife at his shitty BBQ: Priceless.
Subject: f Date: Nov 11 2006 12:03:44 AM Author: f
is he trying to give the shocker?
Hang on a sec, shouldn't you be five inches tall and gyrating on some Hawaiian's dashboard instead of wrecking my ability to get anything done for the rest of the day? Comments/Enlarge See all
Hey it’s Jennifer Garner in 13 going on 30 only way less clean.
