When you see a dad that has no shame about his hemorrhoid pillow you know he farts at home relentlessly. They basically live their entire relationship in his bowels.
Mid-calf length pants look tolerable on hot chicks, horrible on fat ones.
Subject: Great Date: Feb 27 2007 10:47:59 PM Author: aimer
so, ur telling me that dude unloads through a 3 inch wide hole?is there post shit maintainence with this device?
Subject: you Date: Feb 24 2007 08:49:41 AM Author: o
i bet that couple don't give a flying fuck what any of you folks think of them, and thats not a haemorroid pillow its a face squatter, she uses it to squat on his face, its circular design allows her cute ass cheeks to billow out so he can get access to the sweet spot within...
Subject: nahhhh Date: Nov 03 2006 01:18:56 AM Author: patch
fuck it
show it off
Subject: . Date: Oct 14 2006 04:10:14 PM Author: Kate Bouche
I sent this article to a chronic farter. Perhaps figuring out where she is going to end up will help her restrain on farts.
Subject: juicy melon Date: Oct 12 2006 11:19:17 AM Author: Al Gore
I bet her pussy gets so wet when sticks his fist up her ass. Just like a big ol' slice o' watermelon! I think I just drooled on my sweater!
Subject: caption Date: Oct 12 2006 06:44:12 AM Author: devereaux
It should have read:
"Look at her dumper- it's like someone shoved 7 other women's asses down her pants. Her asshole appears to be slowly eating her outfit"
Fucking brilient!! zzzzzzzzzz A truly inspired moment
You people at vice take note.
Suckers
Subject: farts Date: Oct 12 2006 06:07:02 AM Author: the unnameth
farting and white pants dont go together.
he just uses this item to cover up the damp stains.
holy shit.
Since its midnight, this is the only safe time to walk her. She has to be in her natural habitat for a certain period of time. Why do you think he's dressed like Paul Hogan. Smart move champ.
Subject: actually.... Date: Oct 11 2006 06:08:04 PM Author: rerun
That isn't a pillow it's a hard plastic disc that is for winding up extensions chords and what not. Sorry to shit on the parade.
Subject: zzzz... Date: Oct 11 2006 04:43:16 PM Author: god
First of all, that is HER cushion if anyone's. true love- a man carrying his wife's Hemmorrhoid pillow, true devotion- damn the embarrassment. He has on khaki linen pants, do you think a guy with 'roids would be so daring?
It should have read:
Look at her dumper- it's like someone shoved 7 other women's asses down her pants. Her asshole appears to be slowly eating her outfit
Subject: lol Date: Oct 11 2006 02:06:24 PM Author: bg jg wg
second the best
Subject: in yr faces... Date: Oct 11 2006 02:00:47 PM Author: darby
first, fuckers!!!!!!!
It’s OK to “own it” if you’re black or gay or something else that some people think is shitty but isn’t shitty at all. However, being too lazy to walk IS shitty.
You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope. Comments/Enlarge See all
