is this Chong? He knew he read during his commute back to Williamsburg?
Go Figure...
Subject: c'mon man Date: Oct 04 2007 05:52:37 AM Author: slurpeee
he's not that awesome. just really intense.
if i found out he made the women in his life do all the cooking i'd be really disappointed. but if i discovered he's really passionate about the dishes from the homeland & takes pride in getting the apron on & knocking up a few killer dishes on an even semi-regular basis i'd skip & sing.
Subject: huge dick Date: Jul 26 2007 04:04:35 AM Author: I bet
I bet he has a huge dick.
Subject: you're right Date: Jun 10 2007 03:43:06 AM Author: omg
sean connery hahahahahahhahaha
Subject: war Date: Apr 13 2007 03:24:40 PM Author: hero
this guy has killed at least two people in his life. he didn't want to do it, he had to do it.
Subject: NOT Date: Mar 19 2007 01:04:28 PM Author: Alice
how is this awesome on any level?
Subject: A professionals imput Date: Oct 05 2006 11:28:42 AM Author: Officer Chimbles
The man next to him is an MI5 agent. He's listening to his other agent mates over his ultra covert stealth walkie talkie + earphone kit. As an Officer, i can spot a UCSW+E kit in a crowded bar located in the Amazon forest, even if I had no eyes and was sat at my mum's house in Wiltshire. I expect the book yer man is reading is Harry Potter (probably the Philosepher's Stone. A man with an army jacket like that with absolutely no blood stains must be a novice)FYI, the terrorists' next WMD under development is 'magic'.
Subject: dear... Date: Sep 30 2006 09:56:33 PM Author: shit the bed
50 year old afghani. in camo. with a gaze to rival rasputin. on a subway. reading a picture book.
it's a fucking surprise he doesn't have the car to himself.
Subject: book good Date: Sep 25 2006 05:37:40 PM Author: good book
what was he reading you assholes
Subject: fuck Date: Sep 25 2006 02:23:17 AM Author: mobo
What has happened to the photography with the dos and donts?? This picture looks like it was taken by some awkward hipster whispering to his friend, "nono shhh.. shhhhh! he'slookinghe'slooking.... okayNOW!"
Subject: Ax's dad Date: Sep 14 2006 04:16:16 PM Author: no
"sports socks with the coloured stripes, pulled right up"
... dude!! i bet your dad secretly reads all of your VICE mags...
Subject: Sean Connery Date: Sep 14 2006 10:36:29 AM Author: JCEEZ
The dude looks like a skinny, dark, Sean Connery
Subject: you charlie! you vc! Date: Sep 14 2006 08:43:51 AM Author: COL KILGORE
... dudes still 'in country' check the 1000 trd stare....
Subject: At least his socks are black Date: Sep 14 2006 03:46:03 AM Author: Ax
I know he definitely looks better than my dad who, during summer, wears formal shorts, suspenders, white knee socks (or sports socks with the coloured stripes, pulled right up), cream loafers and sometimes a bow tie for that little bit extra. Seriously.
Subject: i Date: Sep 13 2006 10:19:27 PM Author: want my
mommy!!!
Subject: semper fi my ass Date: Sep 13 2006 07:52:28 PM Author: Vanessa
Fuck this numb nuts. His "army" jacket looks like some kind of designer knock off. It's so sissy (not to mention ugly) that he'd get his ass kicked for wearing it in a GAY bar. How 'bout those combat ready loafers he's sporting? And what about that book? What is it? A thirty pager on how to start a home aquarium? This motherfucker doesn't even qualify to be a motherfucker, let alone Travis Bickle.
Subject: i'll tell you what Date: Sep 13 2006 07:34:56 PM Author: thug mcgraw
i bet you he could kick everyones ass that said some smart shit. krav maga like a motherfucker.
"nationalism is such an anachronistic and conflict inducing value."
I disagree. Nationalism or ethnic pride or whatever does not create conflict. It's the failure to expose oneself to other cultures that creates the sheltered fear that creates conflict. Ignorance of what exists outside a highly limited sphere is very dangerous. Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with a person having a personal history steeped in a certain culture. It's in our blood. For example, I'm Greek. Therefore, when I eat a cheap, greasy gyro, I can literally feel the long standing traditions of philosophy, democracy, and hairy man buggering coarsing through my veins. Non-greeks don't capture that essence anymore than non-anglos really understand Benny Hill. Why would I deny myself that understanding by pretending to not be ethnocentric? It's very soulful. Very human.
Fuck this Saddam Hussein wanna be and all of his back alley plotting buddies... I bet he is studying to get his pilot license right now to carry out "allah's will"...
I'd knock this Fucking goof's teeth out if he looked at me like that...
Subject: family and friend Date: Sep 13 2006 01:13:05 PM Author: Ni Co
This chap's got two kids... one's name is jihad and the others name is fatwa... his dogs name is kalashnokov and he's taught it to sick balls.
Subject: this is guy is either a Socialist or Date: Sep 13 2006 11:39:28 AM Author: Dr. Fate
this is guy is either a Socialist or Communist, this is what NYC Socialists/Communists all look like ... he can think a man to death.
Subject: header Date: Sep 13 2006 11:25:06 AM Author: metal
I wonder if he listens to Soilent Green?
Subject: this guy Date: Sep 13 2006 11:25:04 AM Author: Ben
Looks like he has has mad kiddie porn on his hard drive.
Subject: OMG! Date: Sep 13 2006 11:12:07 AM Author: Paris Hilton
OMG! WHAT KIND OF A BENCH NEEDS WINDOWS?
TEE-HEE
Subject: photogs Date: Sep 13 2006 11:04:17 AM Author: Soren
Why the fuck was he staring at your camera on a new york subway train? You just don't do that shit. Furthermore, that jacket hasn't seen any wars. And neither has the pussy wearing it. Fag.
Subject: yah right Date: Sep 13 2006 11:04:06 AM Author: i bet
i bet he would bum cigarettes more likely
Subject: hmmmm Date: Sep 13 2006 10:54:22 AM Author: keeno
I bet he'd burn you with cigarettes though...
Subject: too much importance on Date: Sep 13 2006 10:33:02 AM Author: nationality
yeah, i have to agree with post below ,nationalism is such an anachronistic and conflict inducing value. Like religion or sports ,it gives the shallow minded and cattle-like majority something to believe in or something to justify killing people from other countries or just plain old plundering of resources (oil, etc..)of that other country.. a bit like what has been going on for centuries?
Subject: Sephardim/Ashkenazim/Oshbegosh Date: Sep 13 2006 10:31:11 AM Author: fdgdfg
People that are proud of their race or nationality rather than their individual achievements are stupid and lazy.
Wow, congrats for being born, have a fucking wollipop.
This fella probably just has a tan anyway.
Subject: guy Date: Sep 13 2006 10:24:40 AM Author: ddsfgsd
He's reading the unabomber manifesto, and all my pop reads is John Grisham.
Subject: vet Date: Sep 13 2006 07:57:39 AM Author: jesus krikey!
his eyes are telling the gawking hipster that took this picture that he can kill him with his bare hands.
Subject: oh! Date: Sep 13 2006 07:19:09 AM Author: nagib
Oh, you're talking about PELÉ in the back, now i get it!
Subject: ... Date: Sep 13 2006 06:39:22 AM Author: Vanessa
You make Sephardim sound like these tough guys, maybe they were, but they were all really rich and welcomed into countries like Holland because of their trade connections. There's more proof that goys accept Sephardim because of their money, not their winning personalities. As far as Ashkenazim are concerned, of course they're whiny, they're the poor, white trash of the Jewish world. Nobody wanted them, not even the Sephardim, so they have to make shit happen in a different way. I'm not taking any sides here, just acknowledging a crucial point that you avoid.
This is very stupid, but I had to take it out of my chest: I'm really glad I have sephardi descendent. We're tough guys, we where expelled from Spain and we didn't brake. You don't see us try to take land from nobody to make our evil little State on that account. No, we went to North Africa or America and started our own shit, not attacking the locals.
Ashkenazim, on the other hand, have been lecturing us with the whole Shoa thing, telling us how they deserve to take everything over because their greatgrandparents died in a Birkenau. Too bad. The arabs don´t have the fault. Ashkenazim are the turbo-crybaby-nerds of the jewish world. Stop embarrasing the lot of us.
P.D. I don't have quarrel with the mizrahim in general...just the ones that think they can rap.
Subject: Snickerdoodle Date: Sep 13 2006 01:46:45 AM Author: Snickerdoodle
The asscrack with the tree monster tat on his tits? That's his kid. No wonder he looks fucking unhappy.
Subject: w00t Date: Sep 13 2006 01:12:20 AM Author: sigourney
He is wearing postal worker pants... he'd be tits if he was reading Kirkegaard and wearing white patent leather shoes.
Subject: yep... Date: Sep 13 2006 12:31:37 AM Author: Wes Anderson
It's official. VICE is over.
Subject: scary Date: Sep 13 2006 12:19:43 AM Author: IheartTahiti
I applaud him for the army jacket..but really though he look scaaarry!
Subject: re Date: Sep 13 2006 12:17:30 AM Author: jeppe
he looks like hes going to hit you with that book
Subject: Looks like Spock Date: Sep 13 2006 12:08:47 AM Author: Francis
Hmm - kinda 60's intellectual left over looking -I guess that'd be cool to have as a Dad. But what the Hell is he reading - looks like a Dr. Seuss book or something
Subject: 2 Date: Sep 13 2006 12:06:26 AM Author: 2
2s
Subject: this better work Date: Sep 13 2006 12:02:31 AM Author: Me me me
Wirst post!
These jean wars have really got to stop. All the waffling between tight and baggy has left the vanguard of the pants community looking like two circus midgets trying to sneak into an r-rated movie. Comments/Enlarge See all
Eeeew. When European filmmaker baby boomers get drunk and horny you can smell their unkempt genitalia from across even the smokiest of rooms.
