No matter how hot it gets, Europeans would rather die (their heat wave death toll is already approaching 2003’s record of 35,000) than resort to the rags and flip flops you lazy fucking Americans indulge in.
chanel, on Jan 31 2009 09:20:00 AM wrote: the door is like 8 feet away from her, so yeah, she looks massive compared to it. durrrh
Date: Jun 11 2008 02:51:10 PM Author: she sells sea shore
she is taller than the door. a giant plain jane
Subject: not sure Date: Mar 15 2008 05:18:05 PM Author: TRSloane
this picture looks like it was taken in America...sorry to be so literal.
Subject: ... Date: Dec 07 2007 10:44:20 AM Author: charlotte
who cares... Americans have different values. we like to wash our clothes a lot, we are uncomfortable projecting pride, our clothes carry meaning in a different way. Europeans, they are more aesthetic maybe, wear an outfit all week, want to stand out. who's to say what's better. but really, who cares? men are allowed to wear sandals! grow up, please.
Subject: I have to agree but... Date: Nov 08 2007 07:41:16 PM Author: Mike
This lady looks great and Americans dress like they're going to mow a lawn, but there are still the Euros that wear clam diggers with vest shirts and orange diesel shoes, Also don't forget Brits their white trash look like shit.
Subject: ? Date: Aug 17 2007 10:16:38 PM Author: Isabel from Ecuador
United Statians?
Subject: wo Date: Jul 28 2007 01:22:14 PM Author: we
Subject: Educating VICE readers and staff since Date: Jul 13 2007 11:04:56 AM Author: The Finger
She dresses well because she's European. United Statians are never gonna get it because their whole cultural heritage fits within inside a WalMart shopping catalogue. Stop making fun of United Statians in the Do's and Don'ts.
Subject: words Date: Jul 09 2007 04:38:55 PM Author: ameriTrash
"alot" is not a word...I'm serious! Look it up!
Subject: you want a coke? Date: Jul 01 2007 02:27:13 AM Author: john lennon
everyone in the world should move to california. i think alot of important talking would happen after a few bowls.
Subject: heat stroke Date: Jun 22 2007 10:04:47 AM Author: Reverend Honeysuckle
That's why they die by the boatload anytime the temperature outside gets over seventy.
Subject: Its a Date: Jun 05 2007 10:43:41 AM Author: What Williamsburg is
section of Brooklyn that has become the place to live in based on its attraction to artsy/hipster types. Problem is, it was attractive because it's a single beacon of a semi-okay section surrounded by really really shitty area. It's not the new upcoming place to be. For a place to be up and coming, a shitty place needs to be surrounded by good area.. not vica versa.
The hypocritical thing is that now Williamsburg's rent is rising because of the whole fad of being the place to live. So, now you have rather expensive rent in a shitty neighboorhood all for the sake of being cool' yo.
If you want a good area to live in Brooklyn, opt for Park Slope and the likes.
Subject: Further proves my point Date: Apr 13 2007 06:11:21 PM Author: Dotdotdot
Vice is in love with flat chested, starving white girls.
Subject: Eh? Date: Aug 23 2006 04:39:50 AM Author: blackdiceandi
What the hell is Williamsburg? Some sort of cultural hotpot? Never heard of the place, can't be all that.
Subject: pie holes flapping Date: Aug 22 2006 02:03:17 PM Author: N6th fact-ists
sheesh... don't you twits have anything better to do than assault the esteemed fact-checking department of such a high-brow publication.
A: She IS euro. Norwegian , to be specific and has more style in the dirt under her left pinkie than 90% of you pencil panted trend-whores.
B: Not married, YET, but almost
C: You might call it "America" but Brooklyn has it's own place on the map. And, btw, the joint is owned by 2 Argentinians and the chef is from there, too.
So, in short, shut the fuck up unless you know what you're talking about!
Subject: williamsburg Date: Aug 22 2006 11:20:11 AM Author: leila
jesus fucking christ, remember when the dos & don'ts were fucking funny? and offensive? that was the best. now it's just a fucking photo-guide to williamsburg's shitty attractions and boring residents.
thanks for becoming totally sackless, vice.
Subject: damn im sexy Date: Aug 16 2006 01:57:12 AM Author: Solid Heels must die
Recently at a gallery opening I expressed to a girl buddy o mine how much i hate those solid heel things. Reminds me of teachers in the 70's (in Australia) who wore solid cork heel shit like this. Its a rule but nice looking girls like this can break my rules anytime. What makes her European by the way?
Subject: yeah Date: Aug 12 2006 04:35:04 AM Author: i stopped wearing shorts
when i graduated from middle school
discuss
Subject: CA vs NY Date: Aug 09 2006 04:07:18 PM Author: portlander
I don't get the bragging rights of either state (CA or NY)
who wants to live in an overpriced shoebox or McMansion anyway?
Subject: ok! Date: Aug 09 2006 12:24:54 PM Author: Dirty Dave
Any of you buggers noticed the sexy tart is married? That look is sexy for spring but, I am sure some of you blokes would like to see 50% more of her.
Subject: heat Date: Aug 05 2006 05:12:59 PM Author: wave
Some people can rock the lazy look. It just depends.
But yeah, this woman is a do. Thanks for a real do for a change.
Btw, I didn't know 35,000 were dying in the heat wave. Shit.
Subject: not quite right. Date: Aug 04 2006 12:07:26 AM Author: A gurl
Ok, she is really hot, no matter what she wears. But Espadrilles aside, she is in jeans and a t shirt. She can paint my house any day.
Subject: . Date: Aug 03 2006 11:00:18 PM Author: .
correction: he isn't sitting at the bar, he is standing at the bar
Subject: ... Date: Aug 03 2006 10:57:16 PM Author: n/a
I LOVE how nobody noticed the dude right behind her, sitting at the bar, wearing jean shorts and flip flops.
Subject: barstool Date: Aug 03 2006 05:16:58 AM Author: dirtbag
turn one a them barstools upside down and phone three of her friends...
Subject: hangin out Date: Aug 02 2006 07:27:12 PM Author: kevil
she's what you all want in a girl..........tall, thin , long blond hair, sweaty enough to think YOU all smell good and smiling enough to show she doesn't take herself too seriously.......you're right ......she is a DO............and she's wearing white pants so you know she isn't menstrual.............have at her comment yokes........vice magazine gave you the thumbs up................wheeeeeeeeeee
Did somebody order a tall drink of sexy? She's like an even more sizzlin' Charlotte Rampling.
Subject: re: not euro Date: Aug 01 2006 09:04:07 PM Author: vice grl
I agree with Pablo, and willing to bet that this woman, who is dressed far more 'chic' than any average/typical American woman is most likely in a bar in New York City and so probably a European visitor. (I'll go one better and say she's either French or Swedish!)
--Photog: the 'Sweetwater' gave it away.
Subject: ... Date: Aug 01 2006 10:50:53 AM Author: the unnamed
dont fart in white pants!!
Subject: I see Date: Jul 31 2006 11:13:54 PM Author: J
I see Europeans, Germans mostly, wearing those fucking gator things. Why on earth would you want to put on footware that makes you look like some Norwegian dairy farmer?? Sorry ya'll but just go to Europe and look at how the hoi polloi dress. Men rock sporty capri pants and sleeveless t-shirts for crissake.
Subject: diamonds Date: Jul 31 2006 10:05:24 PM Author: michael
she is so perfect she's scary -- yet totally approachable. wife material... i wonder what she would look like pregnant.
Subject: Fuckn freezing.... heat wave my arse Date: Jul 31 2006 09:21:01 PM Author: scottish European
heat wave? that chick would be the hottest thing in scotland ... sheep aside obviously
who the fuck cares about europe i'm in america USA USA!!!
Subject: not all of us Date: Jul 31 2006 07:33:51 PM Author: Thomas
I think it's sad that you Brits can't relax in the fact it's summertime. A pair of board shorts and some rainbows, these are leather flip flops, are more than proper summer attire.
Subject: clothes to die for Date: Jul 31 2006 05:54:57 PM Author: bc bourne
no matter what the weather europeans always dress better than americans
Subject: hyphy in the bay Date: Jul 31 2006 03:58:08 PM Author: derk
i'm from california and i have that same earthquake dream. Unfortunately, I wake up and have new neighbors from jersey.
"williamsburg whores?"
nice. now i have a name for them.
this is the best find since the akward turtle.
Subject: thanks for ruining the west coast Date: Jul 31 2006 12:59:00 PM Author: the east coast
I had a dream last night that California was disconnected from the mainland United States by an earthquake like in that Kurt Russel movie. Unfortunately, I woke up.
Damn you Vice, now the "Williamsburg Whores" will run off with this until it dies
Subject: euro Date: Jul 31 2006 01:18:02 AM Author: eban
you really do think flip-flops will help??
Subject: fuck the heat Date: Jul 31 2006 12:39:21 AM Author: dinky doodler
i don't know about the euro referencing but yeah, i live in S.Florida part of the year & i don't care how damn hot it gets, i ONLY wear flip flops to the beach & rarely if ever wear shorts. America needs to man up & start dressing with some dignity like this hot babe above.
Subject: not euro Date: Jul 31 2006 12:30:44 AM Author: Pablo
..the "sweetwater bar and grill" and the fat black woman makes me feel as though this is America.
Subject: my bare ass Date: Jul 31 2006 12:02:55 AM Author: guilty slut
i wish i had some class
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