If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.
Hitting 30 or having a kid may not be the end of caring how you look but it’s definitely last call for expensive sneakers, silkscreened tees, and kooky frames. Oh yeah, it’s also the end of cocaine, bumming pot, staying out ’til four, fucking 20 year-olds, wearing condoms, fighting, hating your dad, hair dye, new tattoos, and going to see bands you’ve never heard of.
