So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island.
When Larry David said, “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes,” it made Afrika Bambaataa so mad he lost 200 pounds and became young.
A Canadian IT guy with facial tattoos is so bad it almost made it to the DOs, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades and when you’re so bad you’re almost good, you’re just really, really bad.
