Grad school types and religious assholes want to convince us that assimilation is mean and racist and makes immigrants betray their cultural roots, but what if they're just really psyched to live somewhere that isn't an abject shithole?
Hey grup in green, you should be in your pajamas at home with a copy of Fads and Fallacies in the Social Sciences folded on your chest, not sleeping on the road outside the Pissed Jeans show.
LA sucks because there are no seasons. You need winter to remind you not to take summer for granted. This one is going to be the best yet. How wasted are we going to get, you guys?
