I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.”
These girls were looking really cute until they fell asleep at a party next to a pile of markers. Ladies please. Slow down with the skin art. When the lights are dim and we’re in your bed it looks like you fell in a mud puddle (seriously, I did it with a girl like this and that’s what it looked like).
Could Los Angeles be any more clueless as to how much the rest of the world hates its guts? It’s like they’ve based their entire existence on living out the jokes we were making about them three years ago.
