After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other.
The world is fucked. Renegade archaeologists used to go on quests for the lost Ark. Now they borrow umbrellas from their grandmas and lurk outside bars trying to pick up chicks. Comments/Enlarge See all
This one goes out to all the high school sex martyrs who for reasons as varied as self-esteem problems, fear, or simple laziness chose to forego years of screwing anybody they wanted in order to stay with that one boyfriend who was a couple years older and knew a lot about swords. The world may never know just how many school shootings you have averted. Comments/Enlarge See all
