One of the reasons girls read those stupid fucking celebrity mags is they get good tips on how to pose for pictures. It’s embarrassing having them in your recycling bin but you have to admit, they kind of work.
“Holy fuck, this ice cream is good. I have been jonesing for chocolate and vanilla since yesterday and now this bitch is in my mouth, melting between my teeth like a naked little whore. Jesus, God, it’s better than taking a shit on heroin. I wish I could take my pants off right now I feel so fucking good. Uuuh. “ Comments/Enlarge See all
