So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab.
When you take your shirt off in public and then neatly tuck it into your pants you’re saying partying’s cool, but minding your manners is cooler. Comments/Enlarge See all
She shows up at the bar wearing a Mexican blanket thing and carrying a Borges book, wagging her finger in your face for still being out at 4 AM on a Tuesday. And what do you do? Follow her home like a puppy while your friends belittle you. Because look at her. Comments/Enlarge See all
