It’s hard to call out your friends on their bullshit without it seeming like a joke, but if one of them is turning into a serious, self-important asshole it's vital to figure out a way to slip him the news.
We know we bashed the skull scarf a few issues back and we further know that throwing the goat’s head is what contestants on Rock of Love do. But getting naked at 4 AM next to the drained hotel pool while you’re screamingly drunk is maybe the greatest look in the world, so we’ll give them a pass. Comments/Enlarge See all
“Coming through, people, coming through! Clear the way or I’ll be late for the Stupid Assholes With Pink Jackets and Tiny Backpacks convention. I’m due to give the keynote address in less than 30 minutes! What’s that? Well, since you must know, the topic is ‘Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain With Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair in 2008.’” Comments/Enlarge See all
