OK, here's the plan. Instead of embarrassing your wife and kids by growing a ponytail and driving around in a PT Cruiser with your shirt unbuttoned, you are going to focus all your mid-life crisis energy into hunting down reasonable facsimiles of all the girls you never got to fuck in high school. First on the docket: That older girl at punk shows with whatever-the-hell-her- zine-was-called.
fuckwad, on Apr 22 2009 06:25:20 PM wrote: wtf she looks like shit
Wow, we have really given up on the Breakfast at Tiffany’s feminine ideal and totally put all our eggs in the “homeless Cyndi Lauper at a garage sale” basket.
