Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!" Comments/Enlarge See all
It can take months and even years of having sex with someone and getting comfortable with them to work up the courage to tell them what you’re really into, but how great is the feeling when your balls finally kick in and she says “Me too”? It’s like the Ohio Express are playing a private concert for your stomach. Comments/Enlarge See all