All week long, through the endless procession of hours working at the needle exchange, waiting in line at the co-op to buy granola and chard, and posting outraged screeds on the anarchist message boards, she dreams of this blissful Sunday moment when she can wrap her arms in a desperate death-grip around faithful old Sappho’s neck and take a nap in the park. This is what life is really about.
what, on Apr 16 2009 07:33:56 PM wrote: oh look at that dog...how peaceful. the person on the other side seems to sense that the peace is disturbed by many many minds interpreting that moment
andy, on Jul 09 2008 07:03:32 AM wrote: do
Date: Jun 21 2008 01:47:53 PM Author: bloke2dollar
Now Im know dog lover, but isnt that a labrador or golden retriever or something like that? Lassie was one of them, and the customs and police use dogs like this. So, whys this dog cuddling up to some junkie drop out like this? Maybe the dog is all fuck the system too.. "I not going to be a sniffer dog and do the mans bidding" (please say this in a scooby-doo accent.. its much funnier)
Date: Jun 02 2008 05:41:08 PM Author: jesus louisus
it would be contradicting themselves if the whole thing wasn't an ENORMOUS JOKE. Lighten up people, when archeologists look back at this period of time they're going to be baffled by how an entire generation of readers simultaneously lost their sense of humor.
Date: Jun 02 2008 02:32:37 AM Author: Daniel
i get confused, cus arnt these magazines all about how to be different and be yourself, and then you have a do's and dont's page? kinda contridicting yourself there. dissapointed, so therefor if u r in the donts does that make u cool? :S
aaaanyway this should deffo be a do, or a dont? wich ever one makes it good :S
Date: May 28 2008 10:30:19 PM Author: http://illconvoy.blogspot.com
i think this one is a DO and not a DON'T, but i have to say you fucking nailed it with the granola and chard.
Date: May 28 2008 01:50:55 AM Author: reivenne
the only "dont" I see about this picture is the fact that she's intertwined her leg with the dogs. Thats a little weird
Date: May 27 2008 05:08:30 PM Author: mkat
This is totally a do. Smalls like a bad rating because neither she nor the dog get your c*ck hard. So what?
Date: May 19 2008 12:55:35 PM Author: me
i dont know what you're talkin about..they make a cute couple
Date: May 19 2008 03:44:07 AM Author: ricardodarling
do of course, you cat lovin halfwit.
Date: May 16 2008 07:30:28 PM Author: hollywood_hillbilly
what the fuck! the best part of working at a needle exchange is getting cheap dope for extra needles! Hence the after work "nap".
Date: May 15 2008 10:50:13 PM Author: adam jones
How is a caption that ends with, "This is what life is really about" be a don't? Was that a misprint?
Date: May 13 2008 01:08:52 PM Author: Mary
I agree with Trin, you guys are a bunch of cokeheads. I am not one to cry and swoon when i see a puppy, but come on. This is a do!! Sleeping in the park with your dog! Joive de Vivre!
Date: May 13 2008 12:15:06 PM Author: doom
I FUCKING HATE YOU VICE. YOU SPIT ON ALL THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME. PLEASE DIE (or hire someone new.)
The person writing the dos and don'ts is untalented and a hack. He/she has no eye for the awesome whatsoever.
Date: May 12 2008 07:26:46 PM Author: totally
do. the dog looks happy.
Date: May 10 2008 06:02:15 AM Author: Liz
Absolutely DO! As Charles Schultz (how unhip!) said, "Happiness is a warm puppy!" How can you dismiss this portrait of bliss?
Date: May 09 2008 04:10:32 PM Author: a;kdsjf
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Date: May 08 2008 03:33:07 PM Author: baron voodoo
I love how I'm way more concerned about the dog than the girl. She's like an ugly chick with a good looking guy. Poor fella. Locked in till you get put to sleep.
Dreams are all he's got to look forward to.
Date: May 08 2008 01:34:50 PM Author: Sinbad
VICE, SUCK MY D1CK AND EAT MY SH1T FUCK1N FA66OTS.
Date: May 07 2008 10:36:00 PM Author: normally i get mad at all the people
who argue with your "do" or "don't" decisions. but this time they're right. that one is a do! i don't care who you are or what you do--if you've never fell asleep hugging a dog then that's kinda sad.
Date: May 07 2008 08:39:19 PM Author: sl
umm... being homeless and sleeping in the park with your smelly dog is a DON'T, n'est pas? Quit arguing in your posts.
Date: May 07 2008 12:22:01 PM Author: velvetmaggot
DO.
i groom dogs and i spoon all of them and make out with them with tongue...the owners will never know.
loving dogs is never a don't.
-look in Bodil Joensen's locket.
Date: May 05 2008 08:33:42 PM Author: Steph
This is amazing. "Aww" worthy.
Date: May 05 2008 02:30:30 PM Author: Huh?
A do, obviously. My god vice sucks.
Date: May 05 2008 11:38:24 AM Author: SMELLS LIKE A DO-DO TO ME
WHATS??? YOU BE CRAZY, NINJA! THATS A TOTAL DO. LOOK AT THEM. AAAWWWE. LOOKS LIKE THEY BOTH JUST HAD SOME SLEEPY TIME TEA.
Date: May 03 2008 09:10:25 AM Author: Basil Bush
Do.
Date: May 02 2008 03:28:13 AM Author: Juice
The Dog spoonerer
Date: Apr 30 2008 10:57:21 PM Author: duder
this is a major DON'T. vice is awesome. this lady is homeless and she probably smells like shit. she can't afford granola, so she like steals little girl's golden retrievers. dame un peso
Date: Apr 30 2008 01:20:19 PM Author: gooch
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what a raging DO
man you guys have gotten so shit at this over the last few months
Date: Apr 29 2008 07:18:24 PM Author: Optioning?
maybe you could take a picture of every recent caption you've written and put them in the 'Dont's' section. That'll keep you busy, at least.
Date: Apr 29 2008 05:52:32 PM Author: Trin
This is a do, you fucking cokeheads.
Date: Apr 29 2008 03:04:59 PM Author: sayer
this IS what life is really about.
a double DO, i say!
Date: Apr 28 2008 02:48:40 AM Author: Do
get a room
Date: Apr 28 2008 02:16:17 AM Author: Daniel Giuditta
Poor old woofy...
Date: Apr 28 2008 12:59:53 AM Author: jj
a worthless turd spooning a golden retriever is not a do, people.
Date: Apr 28 2008 12:36:40 AM Author: BT
Vice doesn't like nice things, Vice likes cool things. like American Appar...wait
Date: Apr 27 2008 02:57:25 AM Author: duuude! dude.
spooning with your dog is completely natural (more so for us who go to bed alone) AND completely a do.
Date: Apr 26 2008 11:00:20 PM Author: Donald Trump
Fire the ass who called this a don't.
Date: Apr 26 2008 09:46:26 PM Author: Ben Swingline
A nap in a sunny park with a super furry cuddly canine? sounds like a pretty solid do to me
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:09:09 PM Author: aslfkj
This is sweet...and a Do.
Date: Apr 26 2008 01:50:11 PM Author: hannah
i'm sorry, i do this with my dog all the time. i can't think this is a don't. try this sometime, and you may change your mind.
Date: Apr 25 2008 09:31:14 PM Author: ?
why is this a don't? That looks like an awesome time.
Date: Apr 25 2008 06:44:46 PM Author: mattitude
whats wrong with dogs and vegan anarchists? there's nothing wrong with curling up with man's best friend.
Date: Apr 25 2008 02:57:27 PM Author: a dime for...
i wish i had a dime for every time somebody on here said "vice sucks now"
i have been reading this site since 2003 or so and i would be a rich man by this point
Date: Apr 25 2008 01:34:20 PM Author: i still read this column
but its getting harder and harder. this is a do. she is happy and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks. dogs are better than people and the dog is happy that he has a great owner and is passed the fuck out in bliss.
fuck you vice. you suck now.
Date: Apr 25 2008 12:46:17 PM Author: Hal
Hugging dogs is always a good idea
Date: Apr 25 2008 12:37:57 PM Author: Kay 9
Oh my god - That's Comet from Full House! Has she ever put on the pounds. Lay off the Greenies.
Date: Apr 25 2008 11:10:56 AM Author: bev
then go read the "streeet booners," this whole proselytizing/spamming the rest of us thing is tired. What do you do when you're done here, go to CNN and post links to Fark?
Date: Apr 25 2008 08:47:40 AM Author: ashley
awww cute dog, beautiful dog
Date: Apr 25 2008 08:32:00 AM Author: Squirrel
DO DO DO DO
Date: Apr 25 2008 07:49:03 AM Author: squirt
do
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Date: Apr 25 2008 04:41:24 AM Author: yo
the best teddy bear you could ever have
Date: Apr 25 2008 03:16:48 AM Author: This is
what life is really about.
Date: Apr 25 2008 01:53:09 AM Author: guy
like you've never coma'd hugging a dog..
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:13:39 PM Author: please
if these s. carn. posts aren't by the dudes who do that shitty site of recycled superdeluxe links (or some little goof that works for them), i'll eat my hat. or my keyboard. or whatever. point is of course they be spammin' these vice fuckers over here.
and that, my friends, is staggeringly depressing.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:49:57 PM Author: ...
whoa, all this over a boring picture of a woman and her dog. gotta, say i kind of agree with the caption though.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:45:11 PM Author: Chris
OK, honest question: are all the streeet caarnage comments on here actually coming from readers or is this just some flame war/spam campaign going on between Ga avin and the folks at Vice? Cause if it's the former, it's kind of weird you'd spend your free time doing free guerilla marketing for a website on another website. But if it's the latter, that's got to be the gayest thing that has ever happened on the internet.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:31:46 PM Author: really?
street desperation and tv unfunny old men.com?
how about this? that other site whose name i cant type here apparently that's run by that creepy poser whose fiuckin name i apparently cant type here either AND dos and donts' are both terrible now. none of it is good. so can we all just stop now?
Date: Apr 24 2008 08:40:52 PM Author: a
I think, I say, I think, Vice lost the power of words, like the guy said it: smoke a couple of joints and 3-4 lines, not sure for the heroin track and you'll be back on "tracks"
Date: Apr 24 2008 08:14:29 PM Author: justin
probably not a dont. im tired of vice. byebye
Date: Apr 24 2008 07:24:41 PM Author: T.
Beastiality at its finest.
Date: Apr 24 2008 07:13:37 PM Author: skweekah
hey "fuck yall",
you should be the one writing for vice. that comment about cats being retarded and all was fucking gold.
Skweekah
Date: Apr 24 2008 06:47:01 PM Author: FFS
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Date: Apr 24 2008 06:37:22 PM Author: fuck yall
cats are fucking retarded and anyone who thinks they're smart because they scratch eachothers eyes out at night is a simian moron who should be euthanized immediately
Date: Apr 24 2008 05:35:29 PM Author: Nailed it!
...What if Earth was destroyed and the only things that survived were one woman and one dog...?
Date: Apr 24 2008 05:23:51 PM Author: Leona
More to the point, when are you guiys going to get rid of that goddamn Jeep ad?
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:54:15 PM Author: noway
THAT DOG IS A DO PHOTOSHOP HER OUT!
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:20:51 PM Author: cats r ware itz at
dogs own nothing but the distinction of being the single most overrated animal on the planet in addition to disgusting inbred hunger engines who'll poison themselves with chocolate at the first opportunity. With cats at least it's their FECES which turn their owners into babbling imbeciles and not their mere presence.
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:17:43 PM Author: what the fuck yall
wow youre dumb as shit, dogs own you retards. this is a do
Date: Apr 24 2008 02:59:15 PM Author: bee bop
I thought the dont's were about not giving a fuck? She's chilling with her dog. Ya'll need to get the fuck out of NY and into the rest of the world.
Date: Apr 24 2008 02:48:14 PM Author: hahahaha
what a fucking loser! hey "greenpeace" (below): FUCK YOU!
Date: Apr 24 2008 02:07:48 PM Author: actually
saying "falling off" fell off about 1,000 years ago.
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:48:26 PM Author: greenpeace
I hope Peta sues you Vice...
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:20:55 PM Author: FUCK!
it was "Way of the Samurai." now I feel like an idiot.
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:09:05 PM Author: legend of the samurai
those ghost dog faces always make me think they've got some sort of canine wasting disease.
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:56:51 PM Author: seriously
What a pretty dog.
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:42:41 PM Author: bah
Vice is always falling off. Go elsewhere if you don't like it.
That lumbering dutch asshole was wrong about everything he said after 1965/had slapped on an overpriced airport-kiosk coffee mug with snoopy so he could add yet another wing to his mansion to avoid his family.
you are citing an ad slogan for a negligent dickhead. way to make your case.
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:41:46 AM Author: mplasse
HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY.
Schulz can't be wrong.
Dear vice, this is not a "don't" and the caption isn't funny. I thought you should know.
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:39:27 AM Author: um
If you really believe neither one of them "gives a fuck" why are you so worked up in their defense on a website for jokes?
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:24:12 AM Author: damn
Looks like they're living the good life. I doubt either one of them gives a fuck about the "life of a model" or if they're pants are tight enough to keep up with the current trends....
Vice, if you fail to recognize the genius of this photograph then you've let everything that is wrong with Brooklyn (and all the BS it spawned in the other cities of the world) get to you.
Don't be fucking stupid.
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:06:39 AM Author: ..
I sincerely doubt it, geez.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:51:28 AM Author: dog lover
legs intertwined? interspecies love in the park? perfect!
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:50:20 AM Author: doable
this is not a do...how can spooning a fucking dog be a do...how disgusting.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:49:58 AM Author: geez
you guys have always been dicks about dogs.
the new sincerity movement's gonna leave you guys behind.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:46:11 AM Author: blair
insecure 13-year-old boys don't like cuddling with dogs, anarchists, or granola? what?
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:35:36 AM Author: wow
a portrait of loneliness
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:34:11 AM Author: Allie
Hah! Their legs are intertwined! Do... do do do do do.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:19:48 AM Author: J
New VICE doesn't even like cuddling with dogs, anarchists,or Granola?
It just reinforces my suspicion that VICE is now an insecure 13-year-old boy.
Date: Apr 24 2008 10:01:15 AM Author: G
This isn't a do or don't-it's just a picture.
Date: Apr 24 2008 09:20:00 AM Author: ak
the intertwining legs are really creeping me out.
Date: Apr 24 2008 09:03:40 AM Author: ...
that dog looks happy as a mafucker
Date: Apr 24 2008 08:16:57 AM Author: Katie
I'm totally weirded out by their legs being all intertwined. I'm all about hugging your pets and even napping with them... but this crazy bitch crossed a line. She REALLY loves that dog.
Date: Apr 24 2008 07:39:13 AM Author: agreed
falling asleep barefoot in public hugging your dog is pretty much shameful. not even kidding. she's a sad baby.
Date: Apr 24 2008 03:57:21 AM Author: Kudos
Nice touch naming the dog Sappho
Date: Apr 24 2008 02:27:23 AM Author: Woop Dee
Do.
Date: Apr 24 2008 02:15:30 AM Author: 000
SNAKES=Yes and DOGS=NO???What ?Does Vice hate normal pets now?Ferrets rule and Hampsters suck?What the hell, vice?
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:58:07 AM Author: DO
It was a do until till their legs intertwined.
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:48:15 AM Author: fucklewatt
no more. dos and don'ts sucks now. there hasn't been one good one since what's his face left. serious. fire this writer or writers.
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:28:58 AM Author: weakness
dogs are for work or for people who can't find a human to love them
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:01:41 AM Author: kate
yup, this is adorable. DO.
Date: Apr 24 2008 01:01:20 AM Author: danielle steele
that is a passionate fucking embrace. god even their legs are intertwined
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:57:59 AM Author: fuck vice
this is a do. you guys are fucking idiots.
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:55:00 AM Author: mr hankey
is that a turd behind her?
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:43:02 AM Author: Brad
This will forever be a DO.
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:34:08 AM Author: mike g
i think this is a do.. its looks pretty peaceful
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:03:36 AM Author: Crocks
They got the last two do's and dont's switched around. Right?
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:03:23 AM Author: What?
How is this a don't?
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