OK, enough with the rare t-shirts by Some Fucking Guy with Photoshop, Inc. The whole planet is turning into a Japanese limited-edition store. Let’s all agree to wear nothing but plain tees for the rest of our lives please.
el xorro, on Aug 26 2008 11:22:03 AM wrote: before reading the caption i thought he ´s cute... after... it is just jajajajajajajajajaja
Date: Jun 13 2008 12:22:03 AM Author: ( o) ( o)
if this was a girl, you'd find a way to give it a do.
Date: Jun 06 2008 03:41:32 PM Author: fallingsugar
I love "The whole planet is turning into a Japanese limited-edition store." That is so classic! I totally agree. I work in soho and let me tell you....it's painful. I love a man that knows how to wear a plain black or white tshirt and a pair of dickies or levis. Get your classic look down before you go adding a bunch of crazy bullshit to it.
Date: May 31 2008 01:05:12 PM Author: No!
Is no one paying attention?
This boy is beautiful and It's not going to matter what he is wearing because I'll rip it all off.
(and do him)
Date: May 22 2008 05:16:31 AM Author: hell yes
If this is what boys in Sweden look like/dress like, I'm moving....
Date: May 19 2008 12:07:48 AM Author: B
Let's all agree never to use the word 'tees.' It sounds like trying to hard to be casually knowledgeable while still supremely alienated because we're talking about clothes.
writing this was not worth my time.
Date: May 14 2008 03:01:37 AM Author: Julie
I really don't see whats wrong with what he's wearing.
Date: May 07 2008 03:14:02 PM Author: Jacques Cues
This is me dying for a piss
Date: Apr 28 2008 08:41:29 PM Author: alaybaba
Actually that shirt is cassette playa and a female designs them... not quite rare.
Date: Apr 28 2008 05:17:42 AM Author: KelR cph
Well, whatever swedish right is gonna change nothin' about how god-damn-ugly his t-shirt is. His shoes look like he stepped in dogshit aswell. How's that for starters?
Date: Apr 22 2008 02:08:50 AM Author: Commenters are TOO SMALL
Let the guy wear whatever he wants. If I am right, this is in SWEDEN, where we practice freedom to dress however the fuck we please. Sorry he didn't abide by all your rules, oh masters of coolness. Who's really the geeks, dumbasses?
Date: Apr 21 2008 02:54:32 AM Author: V
Aawww what, he's adorable, I love him :)
Date: Apr 17 2008 03:15:41 PM Author: victoriaa
i love this, i love his bag, i love his shoes. i think it works.
Date: Apr 15 2008 05:44:54 AM Author: lol
vice is so fucking stupid sometimes, the patheticness of the whole "anti-mainstream-im-so-cool-cause-i-swear- and-do-drugs-and-gets-drunk-in-berlin-while- wearing-some-ugly-thrift-store-shit-because- its-artsy-like-me fashion is insane.
a year ago, your fucking comment would have flashed with the whole "neu rave is so fucking cool!!!" sign, but now its "soooo lame and last year DUH!" your fucking pathetic, seriously, how much did your parents beat you up?
Date: Apr 10 2008 02:06:06 PM Author: rip
personally im a proponent for WWE shirts. they're so metal in all the steeziest ways. can't we all just live in a world where everyone walks around with The Undertaker on their chest? no?
Date: Apr 09 2008 12:16:33 PM Author: Bigs
That shirt rocks total ass. All you Vice slackers only like bulemic chics from New York and old men.
It is not some limited edition Japanese design, it is the logo from mass-produced kites in the late seventies. They were cheap and plastic and rippled through the air like a fucking demon, and you used to fly them at your Grandma's house on sunny days, ya douches.
this guy is obviously a douche bag, that rubbish tee shirt, i swear everything that came out cassette playa is over priced crap, "but the clashing colours are so ironic" bullshit! he thinks that coz he spent £55 on a tee shirt that he is great or whatever, upper middle class dickhead.
DIY OR DIE!
Date: Mar 31 2008 09:56:57 PM Author: whoever.
is that berlin?
Date: Mar 27 2008 07:23:29 PM Author: douglas
you basically just gave american apparel a verbal blowjob.
Date: Mar 26 2008 12:11:35 AM Author: notice
look how his purple tits bleed!!
Subject: yeah Date: Mar 16 2008 12:46:51 PM Author: cmor
He looks like a loser with the "I'm gonna be in the DO's" grin, jewelry and rolled up pants and all... the Cassetteplaya shirt is the only gem and that's last season as well... it's a shame that there always seems to be a load of people who find guys like this cute as hell, so that he can keep up with that self-satisfied smile on his face forever and ever.
BTW isn't that guy in the background who you all seem to be endorsing in the DON'Ts just at the bottom of this page... the creepy russellcrow figure with a bow tie?
Subject: . Date: Mar 13 2008 06:35:34 PM Author: .
Eric Sproat reads vice.
Subject: $$$$$ Date: Mar 13 2008 04:07:39 PM Author: Robin
Nice American Apparel synergy guys!
Subject: cassette playa Date: Mar 09 2008 12:52:53 PM Author: oh my days
what idiot wrote the comment under that picture. thats a cassette playa t-shirt- her stuff has been written about in vice.
cassetteplaya.com
Subject: ...shirrrrrrrrrrrts. Date: Mar 08 2008 11:22:13 AM Author: Holden Caulfeild
"Let’s all agree to wear nothing but plain tees for the rest of our lives please."
-thats a great point, everyone should seriously listen to this guy
Subject: ummmm Date: Mar 07 2008 02:02:58 AM Author: ummmm
I do like his shirt, i have to admit, though it would be better if it was a little shorter.The whole jacket shorter than the shirt thing doesn't work, never has. And his shoes and rolled up pants make him look like a fag. BUT THE REAL DON"T is his friend. What a fucking cocky poser!
Subject: carrie mundane Date: Mar 06 2008 12:29:01 PM Author: ya know?
is everyone a yank on this? that tshirt is cassette playa not that i like that sorta shit but its some chick with photoshop ya know?
Subject: So I just printed up some slogan tees Date: Mar 04 2008 07:23:46 PM Author: Some fucking guy
DON'T STOP
SOME FCKNG
G U Y , W /
PHOTOSHOP
Glad I'm finally getting some recognition here.
Subject: fuck japanese limited editishit Date: Mar 04 2008 06:46:58 PM Author: annie
THANK U
Subject: plain? Date: Mar 03 2008 09:56:31 PM Author: ohellsya
plain t-shirts. seems like an advertent ad for numero uno advertisers in vicemag. or is that over analytical
Subject: hmm Date: Mar 03 2008 08:00:54 PM Author: Erockone
those tshirts are too expensive.
Subject: fu Date: Mar 03 2008 04:46:10 PM Author: fuck Vice
MTVice is nice!
Subject: hahhaa Date: Mar 03 2008 03:18:19 PM Author: hahaha
haha this guy probably thought he was a do hahahahahaha sucker
Subject: . Date: Mar 03 2008 05:44:30 AM Author: Max
His friend totally knows he going in the "donts" and he wants to get the fuck out.
Subject: Count me Date: Feb 29 2008 06:22:54 PM Author: Reah Tadid
I'm in!
Subject: I love lickin' dicks Date: Feb 28 2008 08:39:38 PM Author: fancy pants
This guy has some wonderfully facy footwork...I want to lick his balls. I'd be his hero and everybody knows that heroes never die. That much is known.
Subject: ultra cute! Date: Feb 28 2008 02:23:35 PM Author: Abre los ojos!
If y'all don't want this kind of boy in the UK, ship him west. American girls will rejoice and American boys will have to put a bit more thought into their outfits.
Subject: DO Date: Feb 28 2008 01:25:19 PM Author: L
Definitely a DO!
and he's really cute too
Subject: shit Date: Feb 28 2008 01:10:43 PM Author: lo
i have a cassette playa shirt, does that make me a don't?
i'm liking the turn ups though. that makes this guy a do in my books.
Subject: but, Date: Feb 28 2008 07:13:36 AM Author: nadine
he's still cute like a little boy as much as i want to fuck him all day and night long.
cassette playa, yeah it's a bit old-fashioned, i admit.
Subject: subject Date: Feb 28 2008 05:44:28 AM Author: name
im surprised noone has yet commented on the retarded 'curtsey' the dude seems to be doing. i thought curtseys were for girls.
Subject: Background Date: Feb 28 2008 01:13:15 AM Author: Hoo-Ray
Let's get a "Do" for the guy in the background. Holding it down while his friend uses a designer bag and wears everything 4 sizes too small like Thom Browne is his fucking uncle.
Subject: this is cool Date: Feb 27 2008 11:50:28 PM Author: junglestu
i think its cool, this guys got sense and he knows the way forward, specially the orange beach bag. knarl factor 5 million
Subject: mmmmmmmmh Date: Feb 27 2008 10:38:45 PM Author: gml
What's wrong with u guys?????The tee and the jewlery are the only ok things on this guy....but the sneaker the pants and the obviusly too small jacket really sucks!!!!and anyway i don't think he is tryng to be new rave..........
Subject: pre-calculus fa sho Date: Feb 27 2008 07:52:20 PM Author: el duderino
What a fucking tool! This wang needs stay in the tool box; the only box he will ever get.
Subject: the boner brothers Date: Feb 27 2008 04:15:16 PM Author: stroker ace
Oooh! Your little brother's Fonzie jacket, a purple diary key around your neck, and your Huck Finn jeans tight rolled 'cause Lord knows you don't want to get those shoes wet skipping over puddles going to your job at Urban Outfitters. Hey, cool purse too. There's probably a copy of US Weekly inside.
Subject: Guy Date: Feb 27 2008 03:02:47 PM Author: htb gvfd
The guy in the background wants to get in on the action, with his "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ATTITUDE" and smelling the mysterious smell on his fingers.
Subject: o Date: Feb 27 2008 02:56:33 PM Author: b.
rearry?
is that a purse?
maybe it holds his hair products.
Subject: Couldn't agree more. Date: Feb 27 2008 02:32:28 PM Author: Airship printing
I have to print these shirts for my customers who all have daydreams of being the next t-shirt and shoe guru. When did American Male become so efiminant? I mean- it's my job to say encouraging things to them, that their design is "sooper". I'm tired of it.
Subject: HATERADE Date: Feb 27 2008 12:19:24 PM Author: I LOVE TO HATE
Hahaha people should stop bitching about people hating c'mon its fucking fun. Especially when the subject deserves it. This guy's a fucking piece of shit and this shirt won't be cool when its vintage this whole style is wannabe vintage 80's anyway. FUCK THEM BRIGHT COLORS
HATE
HATE
HATE
Subject: i think it's a klaxons tshirt Date: Feb 27 2008 12:01:21 PM Author: c0c sh0c
= uncool
Subject: 000 Date: Feb 27 2008 07:17:48 AM Author: 000
These guy's obviously just wander the streets rolling Old people and back up dancers from the90's
Subject: ... Date: Feb 27 2008 05:14:46 AM Author: well,
i have that tee, because i like it, im not into nu rave at all i just like carries clothes.
Subject: vice sucks Date: Feb 27 2008 02:55:55 AM Author: king of clovers
vice deletes interesting (and hilarious) comments and posts. then they steal the general ideas and use them later to suit their nefarious agenda. i hate MTVice now. but i still love "all hail cardiel". there is no truer statement.
Subject: You Date: Feb 27 2008 02:30:24 AM Author: Mama
Don't be rude. He looks sweet.
Which is rare among the graphic tee crowd (which, surprisingly, happens to intersect with the Vice reading crowd).
Subject: OH PLZ Date: Feb 27 2008 12:55:52 AM Author: Jean-Genet Ramsey
He looks so sweaty & to'-down from attempting to jump on the caboose of the MisShapes Train. This should've been a DON'T two years ago!
Subject: mhmm Date: Feb 27 2008 12:35:12 AM Author: caitlin
i'm not considering the whole graphic tshirt phenomenon aspect of said shirt so much as the fact it terrifies me. those eyes!
Subject: Culo Date: Feb 27 2008 12:12:14 AM Author: Jorge
Super rad Tees like this Remind me Everyday about how Exponentially Tragic fashion has become. Can it get Any worse, i mean Really? Never have i seen Anyone as Grossly Embellished.
Subject: shirt Date: Feb 26 2008 10:17:55 PM Author: guy
you don't think bloody purple eyes are cool? what's wrong with you?
Subject: buh... Date: Feb 26 2008 10:15:29 PM Author: ox
fuck that guy , that shirt sucks and why does he need three necklaces anyways? knowing vice there was probably a catfight in brooklyn to make this a "do" but the righteous won out.
Subject: ... Date: Feb 26 2008 08:12:49 PM Author: ?
why does he roll up both his sleeves and pants? too much rolling!
Subject: Bleeding Date: Feb 26 2008 07:26:08 PM Author: Tits
Looks Like he's got bleedin' tits.
Subject: he is. Date: Feb 26 2008 06:36:54 PM Author: cute
I happen to think he's quite cute.
Subject: dflvnsd Date: Feb 26 2008 06:07:45 PM Author: vdvl;k
this is exactly what i look like...how depressing.
Subject: There Will Be Blood > No Country Date: Feb 26 2008 04:00:13 PM Author: Charles Yeti
Guys with hair that curly should cut it short so they don't look like sweaty sheep dogs all day long. I hate everything the t-shirt guy is wearing and the guy in the back looks like an arrogant weasel. I'm so glad this is a don't, these guys suck.
Subject: go die Date: Feb 26 2008 03:13:07 PM Author: douche
his hands look like they wanna be held. fag.
Subject: ... Date: Feb 26 2008 02:03:38 PM Author: ...
the guy in the back knows whatsup
Subject: je Date: Feb 26 2008 01:39:12 PM Author: el xorro
hahahahahahaha... Anyway he is kinda cute...
Subject: CP Date: Feb 26 2008 12:13:26 PM Author: wawa
That t-shirts by cassette playa. and sure it's "soo 2006- nu rave london" but who cares? In like ten years it'll be "vintage" and you'll be all loving it.
Subject: m Date: Feb 26 2008 12:06:33 PM Author: huck
in general i agree but that shirt is kinda fun
Subject: plainliness Date: Feb 26 2008 10:52:40 AM Author: plain jerome
yes. fuck patterns. rockabillys totally suck ass, but at least they've figured out that the best look will always be just jeans and a plain t-shit. there is no going wrong, and you can basically fit in anywhere. but not baggy though, and not hipster tight, or metro-club-fray bullshit. keep it light and breezy motherfuckers. and fuck american apparel too. stanfields.
Subject: bright colorss Date: Feb 26 2008 10:42:07 AM Author: pissed off
thats so true. the world is turning into a japanese limited edition store. fuck that shit. its not so limited anymore. stupid shit
Subject: oooohhhh Date: Feb 26 2008 08:55:40 AM Author: yaa
the guy in the back issssss so cute/hot/ i want him..perfectionnnnn
Subject: Eh Date: Feb 26 2008 08:13:57 AM Author: A
Eh, that t-shirt's pretty rad.
I'd call him a do, but only just
Subject: what a douche Date: Feb 26 2008 07:39:38 AM Author: lol@u
fucking shirt looks like two purple bleeding tits. where's the flood nerd?
Subject: . Date: Feb 26 2008 03:07:24 AM Author: .
As another tall skinny dude I know how hard it is to find anything with proper sleeve lengths but motherfucker isn't even trying. At least the guy in a cardigan wearing a fucking tunic is going to shoot some high five into his mouth later 2nite.
Subject: etc Date: Feb 26 2008 02:42:13 AM Author: Boremack McCarthy
i love how this guy has the smug grin of someone who thinks that they're a DO. oh won't he be in for a surprise
Subject: eh Date: Feb 26 2008 02:16:45 AM Author: ElOllie
I'd still fuck him, and then steal his jewelry.
Subject: 000 Date: Feb 26 2008 01:46:45 AM Author: 000
WHAT!!!Old Navy finally got to Vice hahahahaha!
Subject: monger Date: Feb 26 2008 12:42:10 AM Author: cock
It's never been cool.
Subject: hmm... Date: Feb 26 2008 12:17:19 AM Author: so...
Cassette Playa! Srsly tho? you can only focus on the t-shirt, the rest is where the problem is. I guess nu-rave is not cool anymore
You know those confident computer tech guys that do amazingly well in math and have the swagger of Jim Belushi sans the getting laid part? Well, that’s great and everything because they do eventually get tons of pussy but what about sex in your teens and early twenties? Is losing those years to Algebra really something to swagger about?
