Aw man, all this burlesque revival and alterna-porn shit is so boring and corny. Stop trying to reinvent the bone. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Jocks and rednecks have a very tiny fashion palette to draw from but homos can stand back, throw a dart at the past 100 years and say, “I choose, Boy London but with a dash of Olympic cyclist, In Living Color extra, and Canadian computer tech support guy thrown in for good measure.”
