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Alex being prepared for the wake. He killed himself. He was a brilliant scientist and a revolutionary but he was “too good for this world” so he did what all spoiled cowards do.
 Sam the movie star took the next first class flight. He will be medicating himself with booze the whole way (poor guy).  Alex’s incredibly young girlfriend Chloe is going to finish her aerobics and then head over to the funeral. We’re not supposed to give a shit about her because she’s too young to contribute anything of value. Vintage cross back leotard available at Beacons Closet; white tights available at Sockman.  Nick is really having trouble coping. He’s drinking and doing a lot of coke. Poor guy.  He’s also doing a lot of pharmaceuticals. They help him deal with his complex psyche.  Alex’s death has been very hard on Harold and Sam. Poor guys. Sam: Button-up shirt by Lincoln Mayne; silver and gold belt buckle and vintage belt available at Rejoice Exchange; turquoise and silver wrist cuff available at Beacons Closet; suit jacket and tie by Harmon; pants by Rachel Comey. Harold: Vintage three piece suit available at Ghostown; button-up shirt by Lincoln Mayne; vintage tie available at Rejoice.  At the funeral Karen is hurting so bad she decides to play the Stones on the church organ. She chooses a song her generation associates with sadness, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” Black dress by Shelly Steffee; 14K gold wishbone necklace by Kim Williamson for Dottyspeck.  Sarah’s having a rough time because she had an affair with Alex once. Her husband Harold got over it but Sarah never did. Poor thing. She might even cry. Harold: Vintage three piece suit available at Ghostown; button-up shirt by Lincoln Mayne; vintage tie available at Rejoice. Sarah: Grey with black polka dot jacket and pants by Afshin Feiz; vintage white button-up and maroon ascot available at Beacons Closet.  Sam (left) is talking to Michael (right) who writes for People Magazine. Michael knows People is lame and explains he’s getting out of the celebrity business. He later confides that there was always something in him “that made me want to go to Harlem and teach those ghetto kids.” Sam: Button-up shirt by Lincoln Mayne; silver and gold belt buckle and vintage belt available at Rejoice Exchange; turquoise and silver wrist cuff available at Beacons Closet; suit jacket and tie by Harmon; pants by Rachel Comey. Michael: Suit and button-up shirt by Harmon.  Karen (right) is happy enough but she’d love to fuck movie star Sam. “But what about your husband?” Chloe asks. “Oh, he’d never fuck anyone else.” Karen replies, “He’s too scared of herpes.” Chloe: Vintage dress available at Ghostown; suede knee high boots available at Rabbits Vintage Select Shop; acorn necklace by Matina available at The Good The Bad and The Ugly. Karen: Black dress by Shelly Steffee; 14K gold wishbone necklace by Kim Williamson for Dottyspeck; sheer black pantyhose available at Sockman.  Nick is no rich kid. If he’s got a problem with his Porsche or whatever he’s going to fix it himself. That’s the way these guys roll. Khakis by Eddie Bauer; vintage belt available at Now Playing; fine jersey leisure shirt by American Apparel; corduroy Jacket by APC.  Eventually Sarah breaks down. It’s not just losing the guy she fucked behind her husband’s back. It’s everything. Waaah. Later she will make herself feel better by letting her husband Harold fuck her best buddy Meg.  Chloe eavesdrops on the elders as they wax poetic about life. She recognizes that her elders are special and she can only hope to glean just a tiny morsel of their infinite wisdom (please God). Brown longsleeve blouse by Afshin Feiz; blue pants with suspenders by Mara Hoffman.  So Sarah fucked Alex behind Harold’s back. Sarah doesn’t need men but she tried to fuck Sam last night to get his sperm. Karen’s bored of her husband so she’s going to fuck Sam. In fact, the only person in this movie that isn’t going to fuck everyone is Nick (left) who lost his penis in Vietnam. Nick: Vintage button-up available at Now Playing; fine jersey short sleeve T-shirt by American Apparel; pants by ROB. Karen: Maroon button-up by APC; pants by Original Penguin. Sarah: Dress by Zaldy; socks available at Sockman; sneakers by Nike. Sneakers on table by Adidas and Nike.  As they all reminisce and think about all the poor oppressed people they saved, some come to terms with the fact that “a lot of those people were scum.” Another admits that “some of us are scum.” Tough things to face. Eventually, Sarah sums it all up perfectly when she says, “I don’t know. I’d hate to think that it was all just ... fashion.” Chloe: Sweater by Tracy Reese; knickers by APC; suede knee high boots available at Rabbits Vintage Select Shop. Michael: Red button-up by Tsubi; black corduroy vest by Harmon; slacks by APC. Sarah: Striped sweater by Whim; gold slacks by Tracy Reese; knee high socks available at Sockman. Harold: Pants by Eddie Bauer; vintage striped button-up available at Beacons Closet; California fleece zip jogger by American Apparel; socks available at Sockman.Karen: Pink sweater by Rachel Comey; knit black pants by Whim. |
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Comments:
Subject: only the tightest need apply Date: May 19 2007 04:19:14 PM Author: glam rock time, time, time. see what's become of me. fag masters. Subject: gnar gnar Date: May 09 2007 01:19:13 PM Author: bettina this was fab Subject: except i've never seen the movie Date: Dec 04 2005 11:25:37 PM Author: agreer of the comment below "the big chill" you say? i'm netflixing it. Subject: pure hilarity Date: Nov 07 2005 01:20:10 AM Author: CHEVLEN VICE: a mag for rich kids who hate their rich parents. the big chill spoof is so spot on it's crazy. haters have just never seen the film. Subject: butts Date: Nov 01 2005 08:30:47 PM Author: jennifer nokia ahahahahahaha this is the best thing vice has ever done, how can all you dumb fucks be hating on it! Subject: this beefed hard Date: Oct 27 2005 12:48:33 PM Author: ADD Fucking boring. Next time show Chloe naked. Subject: shut up Date: Oct 26 2005 11:30:43 AM Author: brown nosers ass kissing losers...shut up! vice is getting just as lame as paper mag and they need to know it. show something new. no more ugly wanna bees and tacky, "ironic" crappy spreads! it's getting boring. the only thing that isn't boring are these comments. Subject: get your hand of it Date: Oct 25 2005 07:07:25 PM Author: somebody back off mate i dont see you doing anything better so stop ripping on other peoples efforts Subject: DrunkenStepfather.com Says Date: Oct 25 2005 09:49:07 AM Author: Jesus Martinez Decent concept Shitty Execution Next time you should actually kill someone from the magazine. Maybe all of you. One massive muder-suicide. I believe you get what you pay for. So I am not complaining. Because this shit's free. And Will Evans from Addvice is a pussy, or has a pussy, or uses his asshole as his pussy. Love. Jesus Martinez DrunkenStepfather.com Subject: DrunkenStepfather.com Says Date: Oct 25 2005 09:49:07 AM Author: Jesus Martinez Decent concept Shitty Execution Next time you should actually kill someone from the magazine. Maybe all of you. One massive muder-suicide. I believe you get what you pay for. So I am not complaining. Because this shit's free. And Will Evans from Addvice is a pussy, or has a pussy, or uses his asshole as his pussy. Love. Jesus Martinez DrunkenStepfather.com Subject: hate the game. Date: Oct 25 2005 03:44:25 AM Author: Julesy Whats with the paying out so hard on vice? Dude the thing is free. when they start charging THEN we'll all start Hating. Start your own fucking mag allready. Subject: accuracy in reporting Date: Oct 22 2005 01:46:23 AM Author: juwan sure did find a good nick though. damn Subject: ^%$ Date: Oct 20 2005 05:32:07 AM Author: mother russia stoly - forever! Subject: don't do it again Date: Oct 19 2005 06:24:36 PM Author: nightmares that tub shot is that scariest scene since Psycho! Subject: f yall Date: Oct 19 2005 05:57:30 AM Author: doo doo johnny ta na na na na na na. ta na na na na na. gettin jiggy with it. Subject: fuck Date: Oct 16 2005 01:34:35 PM Author: dirtylondon chloe Subject: good story Date: Oct 16 2005 01:27:13 PM Author: goldendracula the dark girl is hot. Subject: what's up with the censorship? Date: Oct 13 2005 10:24:01 PM Author: pissed off what happened to the bea arthur comment - that was the best and oh so true! what's up with getting rid of the funny comments? losers why are you acting like pussies? Subject: something i'm wondering Date: Oct 13 2005 10:23:01 PM Author: tru tru in what world are these people cool? seriously? Subject: nasty shit Date: Oct 13 2005 10:17:01 PM Author: gnarly how did you get that dude to play sarah? is it a drag queen on hormones? that's crazy! matter of fact IT's carzy. nasty yo! maybe you could have included a boob shot of chloe but NOT sarah, i'm scarred. Subject: vice censors are soooooo jealous! Date: Oct 11 2005 03:08:32 PM Author: Pomelroy Mammarian I posted a wicked good run down of Chloe & her clothes in this thread and you fuckhole's censored it.(even though it contained very little profanity). However, you leave this cumstain "turk"'s message about putting his "tongue in her mix" and other purile shit up for over a week?! WTF? The only stuff you buttburglars censor is shit that's funnier than yours (It's not that hard!). Should I say some gay ass nergorid phrase like "peace" or "yo" or "mad-whack" to keep my post on the board? Eat a dick! Subject: fun Date: Oct 06 2005 06:12:13 PM Author: Natalia Every fucks with every body, it's so much fun! Subject: nice Date: Oct 06 2005 09:12:37 AM Author: Assman I love this spread, mostly cause I hate that movie so fucking much. The success of this movie shows how easy it is to pander to boomers. There's a new ad campaign from Fidelity touting "a generation this special needs an investment portfolio just as special" or some crap like that. It's got all the sixties icon shit in it. You can sell anything to boomers if you tell them how special they are. Subject: best fashion shoot ever Date: Oct 05 2005 08:16:12 PM Author: nat not cause it rips on boomer, because that story shit. the story style spread is hella dope. Subject: what's up Date: Oct 05 2005 08:19:14 AM Author: T those rich, private school kids that go homeless and get pitballs dress better than this. Subject: poo Date: Oct 04 2005 11:42:11 PM Author: poo poo in ass Subject: Funny Date: Oct 04 2005 04:12:59 PM Author: chris G Funny spread...LOVE some of the clothes!! Subject: haha mad wack spread yo? Date: Oct 04 2005 07:03:16 AM Author: turk yeah, these clothes are pretty fucking ugly. the only hot thing was that bitch in the tights- but only cos of that great heavenly divide between her legs. look at that glorious thing. it's all snug and shit. all like: "poof- here I be!" i wanna throw my tongue all up in her MIX Subject: hey Date: Oct 03 2005 09:39:48 PM Author: Nick bowling shoes are ugly as fuck. i think maybe this weird "bad" fashion is going too far. i saw some chick i used to date on myspace wearing the same hat skipper did on gilligans island. she's asian too so u know the liitle bitch is gonna get away with it Subject: Trite Date: Oct 03 2005 05:21:58 PM Author: Brent When will hipsters learn that mere irony doesn't make one clever? Try for satire. Read some Voltaire. Say something new. Until then, you're a print version of some shopping mall store selling Dukes of Hazzard T-shirts. Subject: fatties Date: Oct 03 2005 03:16:05 PM Author: palooka more fat chicks please. Subject: old man Date: Sep 29 2005 08:59:39 PM Author: grouchy These clothes aren't preppy they are just ugly. Whats with the "i like to wear ugly clothes" movement young people are wearing these days? Is it because they can't pull off some real hot shit? It didn't look good in the eighties and it's retarded now too. Eventually you will see the light. Subject: tacky as all hell Date: Sep 29 2005 08:47:42 PM Author: furrt can't you all (Vice) use some new artists, personalities, etc. you might as well be Paper mag. try something new dummies your mag is getting old and tired. these people are the same non-descript idiots prancing around soho blowing air kisses. i hope they get hit crossing canal street. try a little harder to do something creative next time. Subject: i'm so sick of this crap. Date: Sep 29 2005 08:44:12 PM Author: bored these posers suck! go back to the mid west. you're not clever and everyone's laughing at you behind your backs. ps: could you have found a less attractive crowd to model clothes? Subject: nice one Date: Sep 29 2005 08:40:36 PM Author: good love this. Subject: yes Date: Sep 29 2005 04:10:58 PM Author: finalfashion amazing. Loved the clothes, love the movie, love to hate the movie... I guess The Big Chill is comparable to Reality Bites for the generation Xers... Generation whY hasn't any awful "time of your life" movie I've seen yet... Subject: thanks Date: Sep 29 2005 03:54:43 PM Author: grggls i used to love that movie. thanks. fuckers. Subject: feeling it Date: Sep 29 2005 02:28:30 PM Author: khabarta my moustache is feeling fuzzy Subject: yawn Date: Sep 29 2005 02:21:17 PM Author: live from mt. pleasant white people consistently bore me Subject: word Date: Sep 29 2005 12:25:34 PM Author: peter murphy Thanks for dropping the knowledge sammy. I never knew Mr.K. did that turd "Grand Canyon". Where does "St. Elmo's Fire" fit into the boomer cosmology? I know it does somehow but have never sat through the whole shitty mess. Subject: The Big Chill Date: Sep 29 2005 11:51:58 AM Author: SammyK Watching "The Big Chill" from the point of view of someone who didn't grow up in the sixties is a painful experience. Being emotionally and socioeconomically distanced from the subject matter, the film's flaws are glaring and verging on insulting, if it wasn't for the film's sheer naivete. While the cast is otherwise impressive, and Lawrence Kasdan has produced some work of note (penning "Empire Strikes Back" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark"), the film's premise is one of Yuppie self-infatuation. The film's characters lament a lost youth of idealized rebelliousness, while never drawing to attention to the fact that they have become the very epitomy of what they once railed against - the establishment (and mastheads at that). Their woes are excruciatingly superficial - it's as if real problems don't exist. It's the 80's at it's worst - displaying cheap sentimentality, manipulatingly conveyed through a conspicuously consumable soundtrack, no doubt one of the most successful soundtrack albums ever, found in the record collections of every baby boomer. It's interesting to note that Lawrence Kasdan tried to replicate the success of this film with "Grand Canyon" which was an even greater mess, incorporating another staple of the boomer generation - New Age Philosophy. (Shudder, shudder) Subject: preppy Date: Sep 29 2005 11:43:16 AM Author: me I love preppy clothes. Because everybody is trying so hard these days to look "edgy", the smart dressers look like the freaks. If you already have tattoos, sorry, it's too late for you. Subject: my nose is running Date: Sep 28 2005 06:13:06 PM Author: and its raining outside this is the best spread i have ever seen Subject: penguin. Date: Sep 28 2005 11:50:51 AM Author: Alex fantastic. gripping. simply scrumchilescent.. Subject: ~incomplete Date: Sep 28 2005 09:02:05 AM Author: arschlocker You missed out the DVDA scene at the end. Woulda made the spread. Fuckin' amateurs. Subject: o Date: Sep 28 2005 05:27:40 AM Author: ;; bullshit Subject: jk Date: Sep 27 2005 10:47:31 PM Author: ahahaaha YAY!!!!!:) Subject: boring Date: Sep 27 2005 10:47:44 PM Author: pissed off mad wack spread! Subject: love it. Date: Sep 27 2005 08:51:35 PM Author: J hahaha man, I love this issue. |
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