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Subject: i need to fuck Date: Mar 30 2007 09:19:03 AM Author: sunny i need to fuck ok. please wahen i we get you Subject: human rock... Date: May 16 2006 09:22:14 PM Author: Amos I once heard a rumour that chuck norris's tears hold the cure to cancer...but as he never cries we must continue to suffer.I think perhaps this rock fellow may also have magical tear ducts, but un-like selfish mr norris he seems friendly enough to donate his tears for the greater good. Subject: fuck Date: Jan 26 2006 02:32:16 PM Author: Karl Marx Wish I could take that dorky post back... ...ah, Internet... Subject: C3P0 Date: Dec 07 2005 05:13:16 PM Author: MYLES LONG No one else noticed that the dude with the C3P0 belt is white but has negro colored hands? WTF is up with that?!?! Subject: my web page Date: Nov 01 2005 02:01:52 AM Author: charlie yo dudes check my web page... www.freewebs.com/turbovin Subject: the jeans Date: Oct 27 2005 07:43:22 AM Author: NIcky boy of the Luchadors No - just no... If I saw this person in a club id pause for a minute - consider the best action, gather all my friends and people i knew there and proceed to form a "Ring Of Scorn" around her - each person with that bright eyed, muffled mouth look you have before you burst out laughing. We'd all stand there until she got so self-conscious she'd leave in flouds of tears, go home and get a clue. Subject: those punk chix Date: Oct 27 2005 07:28:13 AM Author: NIcky Boy of The Luchadors I'm getting well sick of these half assed trendy punk pretenders friuting about. Converse shoes, ripped jeans or some shit skirt with a NIN patch on it, skate t shirts or one with some funny shit on it (note the Shreck reference on the one on the right...) and peaked beanies or mesh or sum shit- cum on, us skaters had that look years ago - now we've gotta invent a whole new style just to be different to these nonces.Damm Also my old flatmate who was this annoying english yah had a facination with Shreck - man she watched it over and over again - used to drive us all mad - she even had a donkey shaped shower scrubber and would do impressions if it....Im so glad my faith in god got me through that difficult time..... Subject: gayness rocks! Date: Oct 25 2005 08:30:45 PM Author: codester well, that guy obviously knows how "gay" it is to be homosexual and is making fun of it Subject: gaynessmonster Date: Oct 25 2005 06:56:56 PM Author: someone why do gay people have to tell everyone they are gay. nobody (or just me) cares anymore i dont need to know. Subject: vice Date: Oct 19 2005 03:53:34 PM Author: brett J Vice mag is hella entertaining. and i dress hella gay. Subject: ... Date: Oct 17 2005 11:13:13 PM Author: JoeyJ ok, the first pic of the guy giving head at glastonbury is brilliant. The guy and the girl deserve a medal for not being ashamed and just accepting their hornyness. Subject: We want money Date: Oct 17 2005 04:40:17 AM Author: Corneilius Cravecock For that shirt... Mr. Marx. Give us money... Now! Our gay communist lawyers are ready to pounce. Subject: Gay Is The New Black Date: Oct 17 2005 04:22:29 AM Author: Deep Donkey Crew www.myspace.com/deepdonkeycrew Subject: Gay Is The New Black Date: Oct 17 2005 04:22:08 AM Author: Deep Donkey Crew http://cdbaby.com/cd/deepdonkey Album Title 'Gay Is The New Black' Thats us... Thank You America. Subject: fuck u sick Date: Oct 17 2005 01:49:32 AM Author: Marley Your the pretentious one you fucking soft cocked opinion nazi. Just because someone admires something you dont they are automatically wrong.Fuck you must be American with an attitude like that. Hope you enjoy fantasizing about sucking your own cock cos ill bet noone else will do it for you. Fuck u Arsehole Subject: Pussy eat out! Date: Oct 16 2005 09:30:36 PM Author: Zee Imagine all of the stankness coming out of that womans pussy that guy is munchin on? Fuckin ewwww lol!! Subject: "gay is the new black" guy and that guy Date: Oct 15 2005 07:37:14 PM Author: Ashlea the answer is yes. Isn't this celebrating diversity? Lets not get too controversial... Found your magazine in my flat - don't know how it got there but glad it was. So obviously im a Vice virgin. Article on the boomer generation was like i was reading exactly what was written in my messed up head. Awesome. Subject: gay is the new black Date: Oct 14 2005 01:37:58 PM Author: GC no you boob...he's not saying gay is the new African American. it's a campy fashion saying like "pink is the new black". he's saying gay is in albeit oppressed in amaaarica Subject: this is atrocious Date: Oct 14 2005 03:35:48 AM Author: señor butthole these are don'ts. with the exception of "cigar suspenders" "pinstripe pinko" and "mr. purple pants". these are fucking don'ts. seriously. don't take any of that "dos is just hot people" malarky. that's like when hot girls are all like "OMG I'M FAT!". relax vice, you aren't fat. just make with the hot girls and be cool with that. and uhm, why is "loser eats out busted bitch" a do. but "naked catatonic crazy fingers herself with pizza" (from months back) a don't? Subject: THE HUMAN ROCK Date: Oct 13 2005 12:51:49 PM Author: Moshi Moshi This picture makes me feel comfortable about global warming, western tyranny on the east and most things that will guarantee an untimely demise of the human race. The human rock, possibly with the help of Super granddad, will save us all, I promise. Subject: Jean Jean the Slut Machine Date: Oct 12 2005 10:39:27 PM Author: Oscar Goldman Hey isn't the Jean girl the same one getting eaten out at glastonbury? I love rock sluts!!!!!!!!! Hey vice I've been reading you since you were on newspaper, you guys are still a bunch of cunts. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: see above Date: Oct 12 2005 06:54:09 PM Author: Zat Fuck yeah I hate teenage girls they are such a total blip on my radar that I think about how much I fucking hate them every day. Subject: Anyone watching? Date: Oct 11 2005 11:26:49 PM Author: Ropey Load Have the people on the periphery of the pussy-eating pic already seen enough? That makes sense but I would HAVE to watch that shit. Wow, that's really being "out-of-your-tree". More properly a "Don't" I would've thought but thank you, thank you, thank you in any case. HOLY SHIT! Subject: underage sluts Date: Oct 11 2005 04:26:17 PM Author: sick you're in love with the ghost world girls? That's pretty fucking sad, considering all they'd talk about is what gay music they're into and how their parents are "such assholes". I hope you have a good time fantasizing about 14 year old chicks who smoke shitty pot and drink vicks. Pre-fucking-tentious. Subject: hot young things Date: Oct 11 2005 04:37:38 AM Author: Marley i do beleive i am totally in love with the ghost world girls...so perfect in their imperfections aahhhhh Subject: Vice Land Merchendise Date: Oct 09 2005 10:10:42 PM Author: my parents are still undecided... Hi I'm a zigote, and I can't wait to be born so I can read your magazine and buy all of the worthless crap you advertise!!! P.S. I just hope I'm not aborted by then!!! :-D Subject: ps Date: Oct 09 2005 12:02:47 PM Author: Natalea ps I have blue eyes and pig tails. Subject: superb. Date: Oct 09 2005 11:36:07 AM Author: Natalea oh my goodness, this magazine is superb. I really love it a lot. My older brother's friend gave it to me, he is so cool to. I feel rather intimidated by the curse words and sexual inuendo's, but it is worth it just to have my peers seeing me reading it. Yours Natalea x Subject: the ghostworld girls Date: Oct 08 2005 07:46:48 PM Author: El Capitan "Fuck I hate girls like that there are so many minute things wrong with them that I only know because I dated some and they broke my tender heart but they just needed space is all." Subject: Do's Date: Oct 07 2005 11:20:02 AM Author: Brian Miller What the Fuck Happned?! Your writers either quit shooting liquid crank or finally got the Dosage Right.. Very Funny, I no longer have to sign, "Anonymous" when I send this link to my Grandmother ..... Thanks VICE! Subject: hey toots Date: Oct 07 2005 03:34:36 AM Author: justan well i dont know about all this clothing style but camofendi is one tall glass of milk ey boys?! Subject: Gay is the new black Date: Oct 06 2005 05:41:32 PM Author: Noodlemix I first thought the tshirt idea was really cool...when i read Karl Marx's post, i found him just plain stupid... ah well, i still find the tshirt cool Subject: the ghostworld girls Date: Oct 06 2005 12:01:20 PM Author: jdef i dunno man. those two girls from ghost world... maybe its different in cali's central valley where im from, but there's tons of girls that look identical to these one's over there (visalia to be specific). These little mallrats shop at hot topic but talk shit on it, always try way to hard to be "crazy and scary" ooooh, like to be overtly loud and obnoxious, and always end up looking more normal and calm then normal people five years down the line. they always have fucked up issues and crazy baggage that you dont find out about till the fifth or sixth time u fuck around with them. and i hate those damn "gothkid" black shirts that have the stupid sayings. those shirts are one of the biggest examples of getting a lifestyle sold back to you that its not even funny. well, no, it is. maybe im just bitter cuz i dated a few of these girls when i was younger Subject: Retarded Comments Date: Oct 05 2005 10:06:18 PM Author: Jamie I love how people will leave comments about how shitty the mag was or is and how distasteful the comments are. DO YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY HAVE BASEBALL BATS UP YOUR ASS? (If your Belladonna don't mind this rant) The Best part is the name they leave for themselves! Lighten up or read People Magazine if you want your pussy assed politicaly correct rubish YOU FUCKING DOUCE-BAGS! thanks and have a mundane day... Subject: Tee Hee Date: Oct 05 2005 08:03:33 PM Author: JOJO I believe by "oppressed minorities" they meant gays, not blacks. DUH! MRB Subject: The New Black Date: Oct 05 2005 05:09:19 PM Author: MRB I believe "black" means the color, not the skin color of "oppressed minorities." I would have thought a magazine with such a flair for "fashion" would have made THAT connection, not a subtle racist one... But who am I to say? I liked American Psycho (the book, not necessarily the movie). Subject: black people Date: Oct 05 2005 06:12:03 AM Author: Dr. Fate Finally, Vice magazine praised the legacy of "heterosexual male" style... WOW! Seriously, Vice .... you either need some new insights or to stop this magazine altogether. Fucktards! Subject: hah Date: Oct 04 2005 08:50:56 PM Author: kiki These girls are from that magical Ghost World time in your life where everyone in your suburb was a “sellout” and you would take the bus to the city every Saturday to buy a Ramones shirt and some used records and you’d maybe even let the guy from the Explosion finger you in the bathroom of CBGB. It was corny but cool. this is great because I did get fingered by the guy from the explosion in a bathroom amazing Subject: dont Date: Oct 03 2005 03:37:32 PM Author: jagmehoff My gawd, if that is the "do's" this month, I really don't wanna see the "don'ts". You fuckers have reached an all-time low. Subject: jeans on jeans Date: Sep 30 2005 09:13:10 PM Author: sunny Being too jeany is beautiful. Not only is there a hot jean skirt on a hot hot ass (how many asses look good without airbrush.)if you are lucky enough to get under the skirt you will then find a different type of denim, (yum) and you probably won't be that lucky. Subject: me me me Date: Sep 30 2005 06:23:56 PM Author: john j. rambo talk about self-obsessed pieces of shit. you guys started an entire fucking magazine just to talk about yourselves and your scenester friends in. Subject: remember me? Date: Sep 30 2005 01:06:51 PM Author: TO KARL MARX I took your picture and made you famous! Stockbauer PS> Vice might be boring, but it's 40 million a year in sales and that is not boring. Subject: fuckthis Date: Sep 30 2005 04:06:26 AM Author: Jo re: most gays suck Okay, high school bio recap - let's say both men and women have a 'gay' gene. Now let us assume that it is recessive. So if two people who hook up both have this 'gay' gene, then there is a chance that the kid could be gay! wow! (and like 10 gajillion other ways to make this work) Not to mention that gay people have been known to reproduce. And a gay gene seems unlikely, although there are some biological indicators that it might be natural. In other news: BEST.GRANDPA.EVER. And those ghostworld chicks remind me of the people in my old high school - when punk became the new prep. Then everybody had to scramble so we could all be pretentious outcasts again. *seething resentment* Way to have to develop a whole new wardrobe. And I would totally tap that investment banker. Mmmm... Asshole souffle with a pink garnish and sweet sweet glasses coating. Subject: fuckthis Date: Sep 29 2005 08:33:18 PM Author: most gays suck Sorry, that's "don't" in the post below. I'm drunk, but my point is still valid. Subject: most gays suck Date: Sep 29 2005 08:22:59 PM Author: fuckthis From my understanding, old people rule and gays are really just straight people who are confused or just drunk or horny enough to mess around with someone from the same sex who is just as drunk/horney as they. If you believe in genetics answer me this. How is a gay gene passed between two people of the same sex? .....Exactly bitches! (if you qon't understand than your odviously retarded) P.S. Talk to a gay man about chicks and you will see how right I am.... He digs them. Subject: PAULY Date: Sep 29 2005 07:51:28 PM Author: SHORE But, let me ask you this: is it possible to like the “gay is the new black” guy AND this guy? They’re both proud of how they feel about dinks and neither of them give a shit if you think they’re assholes. I mean, isn’t that what the Western World was founded on? yes, that and slavery you fuckwits. And no, you can't like them both. Especially since I've heard that shitkicker's ignoranus slogan like 5 billion times before. Subject: fuck. Date: Sep 29 2005 06:07:06 PM Author: henessee williams who cares what you people think. you merely gague their website traffic. Subject: gay is the new black Date: Sep 29 2005 04:08:07 PM Author: John Hancock I'm sure glad we had the literary majors here to catch the wit of this little gem. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think the designer was looking for a little more depth than just a fashion quip. It could also refer to the fact that the arguments against gay marriage are so friggen blind-sighted that they’re beginning to resemble the civil rights movement. Or maybe it could even refer to how gays have been cataloged as silly trend whores by popular media; a suggestion so implicit that you’re stupid just for being born. Subject: gfdsg Date: Sep 29 2005 04:51:29 PM Author: kjgl i agree that the human rock pic should be a regular. what a fucking badass, he works his ass off and hes tough and hes no bullshit. i wish more people were like him. my grandpa is a rock hes eighty years old and he owns his third generation lumber yard and hardware store and works a full day every day. thats a man. Subject: my gay t-shirt Date: Sep 29 2005 03:22:27 PM Author: Karl Marx Few things about "Gay is the New Black", the shirt I made: 1) Vice did kinda get the point of the shirt, which was twofold: A) Homosexuality is now a fun new trend. Metrosexuality, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, etc. B) Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a fucking pink-face minstrel show & helps cement the emasculated gay male as America's New Sidekick, much like black men used to be (& sort of still are). 2) So shit can't have two meanings now? Fuck y'all. 3) I'm not gay. Subject: Human Rock Date: Sep 29 2005 03:15:50 PM Author: Ted You guys should have a 'human rock' in every 'Do'. such a fascinating and rare sight to behold. this fucker is inspiring. I mean his world is so amazingly distant from anyone's around here. Rocks like this will be extinct one day, soon to be completley replaced by the plauge of prolonged adolescence consuming us all. Subject: YAY!!! Date: Sep 29 2005 03:15:56 PM Author: shit martin you are all HECKA faggging!!! you incessantly bitch about every fucking article the SECOND it gets E-published (WOAH! nerd much?) "waaaah, the free magazine hurt my pussy-wuss" honestly, how boring are you people? when are you guys starting YOUR fulcking magazine BORING MONTHLY? the internet seriously rocks!! can we please internet?! fulck you all, and fulck me too! Subject: 2 cents Date: Sep 29 2005 03:01:56 PM Author: roy Grandpa in the purple trousers is looking smart and debonair. Big guy with the suspenders and stogie seems geniune. Do's. There are some Don'ts in here. The chick in the cut-off jean-things is nasty. The gay guy in the t-shirt is too much like "look how witty I am." Plus the message on the shirt is way off and if I were black I would be a little offended. The other skinny guy in the t-shirt is annoying in some way -- maybe he's just too old to be wearing a t-shirt like that. Wonder why there are some Don'ts mixed in with the Do's. Is it laziness, bad taste, or not enough Do's to fill up a whole monthly column? Guess we'll never know. Subject: I agree with area d. Date: Sep 29 2005 02:33:47 PM Author: C-dilla Home boy at the top there isn't making a statement about suburban white kids infatuation with oppressed minorites, unless you asked him and that's what he said. I doubt it though. I think he was talking more in the NYT fashion editor "brown is the new black" sense. Also, that chick with the double-layer jeans thing may be a Do, but certainly not in that photo. it looks like man-ass. Either you have a shitty camera, or her ass is hideous, or both. Subject: you guys Date: Sep 29 2005 02:38:36 PM Author: alex bad judgement on the "ghost world" chicks... hot topic was never cool, and you're supposed to be in denial about that kinda shit. "normal people scare me"???? are you out of your minds? maybe if the write-up was more ironically written... but "corny but cool" is a little to hearty-heart sob-sobby for me. Subject: gay = black Date: Sep 28 2005 08:13:28 PM Author: wolfey no matter what vice originally meant by that caption, they can and will just claim "oh yeah, we were only fucking with you, geez. don't you get it? we always did." Subject: im in love with you Date: Sep 28 2005 07:46:30 PM Author: ALLIE! haaaaaahahaha your magazine makes lecture hall my favorite class. Subject: Black is the New Gay Photo Date: Sep 28 2005 04:04:36 PM Author: Stockbauer- Tourist Businessman Yes, I might be from Texas, but on a recent textile sales trip to One Park Avenue I took this photo. When will I ever get any direct credit from Vice.? I guess it's all take and no give and take credit for another man's work! Thanks Gavin! DO NOT EDIT Subject: area d Date: Sep 28 2005 01:06:04 PM Author: theresa heinz wow you're right: vice totally didn't get the shirt. Thanks for correcting them and informing us. You should write the Dos! Subject: Gay Is the New Black Date: Sep 28 2005 12:44:26 PM Author: Area d. Hmmm. I think you may have misunderstood/misread the message on this gentelman's shirt. In the fashion world "black" doesn't refer to African Americans, it refers to the actual color, which is universally considered the most desirable shade for clothing because black is thought to be always flattering and chic, hence most fashion-y types always wear a lot of black. When people say "X is the new black" they mean that X is the new chicest best thing that everyone will want/love/need. So, this person's t-shirt isn't equating gay with African Americans, he's making a simple Pride statement that Gay is the new, best, chicest thing. Just saying. Subject: wow Date: Sep 28 2005 10:56:54 AM Author: sweet mother of god these DO's are terrrrrrrrrible. namely - the double jean short? jesus h fucking christ. i understand vice's tendency to put DON'Ts in the DO's simply because the person's got a quasi-hot bod. but double jean shorts? i'm sick. get that pasty pimpled ass outta my face. oh and the uptowner? easy stripey. this guy's the biggest damn poser i've ever seen. Subject: uptowner's not an uptowner Date: Sep 28 2005 08:56:01 AM Author: doyle that guy's not from uptown, he's a fucking wop. they all fruity like that in boot land. Subject: cut off jeans Date: Sep 28 2005 06:06:49 AM Author: bbgun What in-Allah's-sweet-murderous-name made you think that wearing the remnants of sliched up jeans would be cool? Oh, right.. HEROIN. Get that monkey off your back, Vice. Last Do's was genius. So ya had a bad week. Make the next one good and all's forgiven, k? Subject: advice Date: Sep 27 2005 11:50:51 PM Author: garrett pillar of steel guy? black grandfather? with enough advice from both of these dudes you could possibly be the most unstoppable motherfucker the world has ever known Subject: Oh. Date: Sep 27 2005 08:45:53 PM Author: Jon Oh, opressed minorities aren't funny anymore? Oh, that shit's played out now? Oh sorry, Vice. I'll take note of that. You guys probably have no idea what you actually think is funny anymore. P.S- I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and blow me, Vice. |
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