DOS & DON'TS

Yeah, you know who likes it hot? Me. I don’t care if that means you’re going to fuck me or just take me out for some passionate Spanish dancing. Let’s do this!
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Any men about to hit 30 who are wondering where to go with their look now that the belly is starting and they can’t have floppy little bangs anymore need to tape this photo up next to their mirrors and copy it every day. Comments/Enlarge | See all