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Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time we broke it down. Like this.

The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.

Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygod-ohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that’s French for “eat,” you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or one of those Flake adverts.

Break it down!

BE DOWN

Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven.

DON’T SAY HI TO DRY

A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping.

Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.

Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.

Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.

SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY

Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation.

Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood.

Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run.

When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt.

By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.

Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.

Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.

PARTING THE RED SEAS

Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.

THE GRAND ENTRANCE

Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.

ROCK THE BOAT

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss.

After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.

Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.

IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE

After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away.

Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER

These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking.

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

CLITS THAT DON’T

Some clits don’t want to be singled out and battered around. These are the boring ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual St. Bernard licks until she cums, pure and simple. If you’re getting bored try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You could be looking at half an hour here pal, and that can be problematic. If you go for that long and she doesn’t cum, you’re going to be in a foul mood, so if it’s too much work, move on. On the bright side, going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around.

THE CONCLUSION

Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15.

GAVIN MCINNES


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1. LOVE DOING IT & SINCERELY WANT TO PLEASE HER - This is the main factor to performing any oral sex like a God. If you're antsy about eating pussy, it makes being an oral king very difficult REGARDLES of any instructional advice.
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As with the cock sucking guide - I think it's important to mention the value of getting everything really spitty and wet.

Because of gravity, and anatomy - pussy juices may not get up to the clit area perfectly.

But it feels best if the sensitive area of the clit is extremely well lubed.

So, making it as wet and spitty and slippery as possible is best.

And, like with cock eating - no teeth - be very juicy and squishy and gentle with your mouth.

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Don't worry about not being perfect. If you honestly try your best - and ask questions if need be - she'll appreciate it, and help educate you to be a better pussy eater. Always a most valuable skill in life.

Also - all girls aren't the same - some like it more gentle and tickly, some like it hard and aggressive. So you just have to be willing to learn and adaptable.

Most important - LISTEN! PAY ATTENTION! I cannot tell you how many times I've told a guy not to do something, or - to do something - and they forget in 5 seconds and fall back into whatever I told them not to do - or stop doing what I told them to do.

LISTEN TO HER - and follow her lead. Can't go wrong. Whew! Now my panties are a bit damp!


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I have a question for all females u just read this article... if given a choice would u first prefer getting ur pussy being eaten or would u first give him a blowjob. just trying to understand thinking of todays females.

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I know you girls love to have your pussies explored with a tongue. Do you also love to have your anus licked and probed with your partners tongue?? I know my girl does. She loves to have me start with her anus, getting it loose and lubed up with my tongue then move to her dripping pussy. While I lick her clit and probe her vagina with my tongue, I will gently insert a finger in her rectum. Once her sphincter relaxes I will then insert her vibrator just inside her rectum. She says the vibrator in her anus and my tongue on her clit sends her into a major orgasm. When she is finished cumming she allows me to lube up my huge throbbing cock and masturbate on her face. Then I am instructed to lick her clean and deep French kiss her until all the sperm is swallowed by both of us.


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Lottie's comment says not to kiss us on the mouth afterwards. She sucks. I am a girl and I LOVE it when I can taste myself all over a guy's face. Lottie is a prude. Pussy tastes awsome.


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Date: Jun 16 2008 01:53:42 PM
Author: know-it-all

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Date: May 16 2008 02:32:00 PM
Author: Vic

Wish I could find a girl in the Philadelphia area that I could practice on



Date: May 09 2008 07:30:19 PM
Author: MICK

Another good session is when my girlfriends lesbian girlfriend licks her pussy while masturbate and shoot my huge load in Ericas face.
then I'm forced to lick my girls pussy and Ericas face clean.



Date: May 09 2008 07:27:41 PM
Author: MICK

I also love to eat mu girlfriends pussy while her lesbian girlfriend fucks her in the ass with a huge strap-on. My girl will get on her hands and knees with her ass in the air. I will lay under her in the 69 position. we will give each other oral sex while Erica fucks my girlfriend in the ass with this huge fucking stap-on dildo. Man we all explode together :)



Date: Apr 26 2008 12:42:57 PM
Author: John

Nashville TN pussy eater johnboy39@att.net
I love that twat!!



Date: Apr 14 2008 08:40:20 PM
Author: flyingeagle44

Any of you lovely ladies want your pussy eaten in covington, la area contact me at flyingeagle1944a@yahoo.com



Date: Apr 13 2008 07:14:27 AM
Author: MICK

I agree....i love to eat my girls pussy while I masturbate. I wait until she is cumming then I start jacking off so we both have an orgasm at the same time



Date: Apr 03 2008 01:05:22 PM
Author: 6 GOLDTEETH

I JUST LOVE TO EAT A PUSSY THAT HAS A CLIT THAT IS VERY LARGE HELL IT MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT I WOULD RATHER EAT A BIG PUSSY RATHER THAN FUCK IT



Date: Mar 30 2008 10:06:30 PM
Author: Yummy

Any girl needing a good eating-out email me at c_dyer01905@yahoo.com. (Requirements: Boston, Masachusetts and surrounding areas)



Date: Mar 26 2008 08:41:17 PM
Author: hotgirl

any guy willing to eat my fresh and clean pussy just email me at candy_sweet04@yahoo.com i want to give all guys want.Fuck me hard and suck the cock brings me to heaven,,,i will open my legs so u will se my beautiful pussy



Date: Mar 25 2008 08:08:41 PM
Author: aaron

i love the way a pussysmeall and tastes



Date: Mar 24 2008 11:31:02 PM
Author: hardcok

To all guys want to eat the pussy of women,,first kiss her lips,neck,stomach,arms legs..and then go down to her beautiful pussy and put ur tounge and lick it up and down..then push her pussy lips and lick it.if she became wet put ur finger and rub her pussy and lick it,then insert ur finger to her cunt gently in first then hard while u are eating her pussy to ur mouth...then lick the juices from the cunt, it is very delicious and taste good..then suck the cunt gently then hard...then after this fuck her pussy with ur cock very hard in and out...and make it for a long time, If u feel tired jus



Date: Mar 24 2008 11:15:50 PM
Author: eat me

im looking for a guy willing to suck my fresh and clean pussy...and bring me to heaven while sucking and fucking me hard,,,,im willing to give my virginity and my sweet juices to my pussy to any guy want me..And i want to to feel big cock inside of my pussy and feel the sperms inside of me..i will give the satisfaction although this is my first time but i want only to feel how to become wild and how to play my pussy with his tounge



Date: Mar 24 2008 11:05:24 PM
Author: hotgirl

phh i want to experience also how to eat my pussy and suck my clit very hard.i want to become wet to his mouth and lick my juices and fuck me hard.....pls email me at candy_sweet04@yahoo.com



Date: Mar 19 2008 06:18:23 PM
Author: MICK

My girl loves it when I fuck her doggy style and shoot my hot load deep inside her cunt. Then she squats over my face while I suck the jizz from her Hot, Dripping, Snatch. when all of my cum is gone I am now instructed to lick the vulva clean. She usually has another explosive orgasm while licking her pussy clean :)



Subject: Sweet!
Date: Mar 18 2008 12:36:06 PM
Author: Mr V

Entertaining, and extremely informative.

I absolutely love going down on a girl, and I'll be sure to utilize your tips!



Subject: these tips work...
Date: Mar 17 2008 05:22:54 AM
Author: phatjuicypusc

he laid me back started sucking my big ddd tits. circling my nipples. sucking them lightly biting them making my body shiver, and my pussy throb for his big black cock. I was moaning playing with his balls begging for him to fuck me. he wasn't finished he ran his tongue to my left nipple which was already erect. he told me he loved my big fuckin tits as he showed my nipple no mercy. just when I couldn't take anymore. he licked n kissed my stomach soft n slow. until he got to that straight line we both knew exstacy was inevitable. ..he took his pussy lips in his mouth ran his tongue over my en



Subject: eattingpussy
Date: Mar 15 2008 01:14:57 PM
Author: eatthemup23

i love to eatpussy,just taking about it has me wonting to eat some j.pussy and all ages.so if your man ait't eating your pussy right 1800-eat-them-up will.i will love to make a lady feel like she need to be@lat out some of that good j....



Subject: oh yeah
Date: Mar 05 2008 01:29:15 AM
Author: lola

guys try this on your girl : when she is close to reaching her climax, tongue fuck your girl and get her to rub her clit. feels extra nice:)



Subject: yum
Date: Feb 26 2008 03:20:59 PM
Author: Aly

Hey. I wanna get my pussy eaten out for the first time. I'm very young. So anyguys who anna eat my virgin pussy email me at babegurl993@yahoo.com



Subject: just need some
Date: Feb 18 2008 02:44:18 PM
Author: john

would have liked some picures



Subject: I really love you women
Date: Feb 06 2008 05:38:30 PM
Author: tommy

I have a couple of other tricks too... but my problem is that my sweety can have her orgasm more quickly than I want. I really love long slow sex. Like I said I stop for a moment say how great she is but does anyone have any better techniques for slowing things down yet not loosing the squirming hair pulling and moaning completely.

tommy



Subject: eating pussy
Date: Feb 06 2008 12:34:23 PM
Author: tommy

I too love to go down on women. I find that when my partner becomes excited inserting one finger is a further aid. First I put it in a little way at the back of her pussy and then I slide it in further and rub the front of her pussy moving my finger in a come to me motion. Next I insert a second finger and move them in and out all the while maintaining the suction on her clit and beating it with my tongue.

This produces great results and I often have to stop the tongue action several times and talk about how much I love her pussy to keep her from comming too soon.




Subject: Curious & looking
Date: Jan 29 2008 01:23:50 PM
Author: BamBam4747@aol.com

I am in Chicago Area and interested. Give me a shout out ladies



Subject: Eat out often
Date: Jan 20 2008 05:09:49 AM
Author: MICK

Mick would love to get the job done for you sister. How old and where you at?
That vag sounds like it needs it in a bad way...Yes?



Subject: eat out my pussy
Date: Jan 19 2008 12:29:20 PM
Author: mary

hey i tried this with a guy i met at a party and OMFG! it was really great i love guys that eat out my pussy and that play with my boobs

i gave him the web site at the party before we done it n he looked it up and then he followed all the steps n tried n tried every thing that he could 2 make me have an organism

so if there r anymore guys that want 2 eat pussy out e-mail me at lilskittles012@hotmail.com,sexy_chick130@yahoo.com



Subject: eat my pussy out
Date: Jan 19 2008 12:19:53 PM
Author: mary

i just wish a guy would eat out my pussy alot and try to make me have and organism

guys that want to eat out my pussy e-mail me at sexy_chick130@yahoo.com my friends e-mail her at lilskittles012@hotmail.com



Subject: WHO IZ IN JEFFERSON CITY MISSOURI
Date: Jan 19 2008 05:10:11 AM
Author: BAY BOSS AKA FEELGOOD

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Subject: You Fucked Up Man
Date: Jan 18 2008 08:46:47 PM
Author: MICK

Gourmet Pussychef......Man you be one fucked up mother fucker....You couldn't lick a snatch if you tried. The big "V"..It needs to be licked in a "Professional" way.......I be the man to do the JOB JUST RIGHT...I knows how to stimulate that zone just right... I be lickin the big V to make her squirm with delight.. I be here for her all night...Yaaa Baby, hump my face with delight, give me the right to excite your clit tonight!!.....Just cal MICK anytime..Allrigth!!!



Subject: OH YEA!!!!
Date: Jan 18 2008 01:11:57 AM
Author: gourmet pussychef

if you'd like to thank me or if it doesnt work 4 u u can cuss me here because i'll prolly never come back to this sight because I'm jus surfing and came across it high_one33@yahoo.com (Benjamin)



Subject: MY LIL SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Jan 18 2008 01:08:08 AM
Author: gourmet pussychef

Yes everything on sight is very true I'm suprised to find there are others who can eat like me:) anywayz as far as BITING goes true DONT ever bite BUT................. a lil thing I do which works so well I mean better then all this stuff I mean grab your head tear out you hair diggin nails in your scalp SCREAMING tearing your ears off good! Well while your doing all the above mentioned moves u know the part about the man in the boat and the earlobes or whatever (pushing the clit out) well take your upper teeth(assuming you still have them)!!!!DANGER!!! DO NOT BITE OR SLIP,u will be killed bu



Subject: Eating Out
Date: Jan 13 2008 05:13:27 AM
Author: MICK

Girls.....When you man is going down on you, and your start to work up to an orgasm, is it ok for him to go down lower and lick your asshole a little then return to your vagina?



Subject: holy god
Date: Jan 09 2008 12:52:27 AM
Author: girl

my guy was horrrrrible at this.
so, i read this, and instructed him on what to do, then showed him this. now, he cant get enough and neither can i! but put a pillow under your girls hips, it makes the clit easier to find and gives her better stimulation.
and, personally, i like a little finger action with it, sends me over the edge.

thanks =)



Subject: pussy
Date: Jan 04 2008 11:41:30 PM
Author: mack

made me want some pussy right then



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Subject: ...WET & HORNY
Date: Jan 02 2008 06:39:18 PM
Author: DD

DAM IM SOOOO WET & HORNY AFTER READING THIS SHIT,...

a++



Subject: I WANT....
Date: Jan 02 2008 06:37:29 PM
Author: SWEET & TASTY

I SOOOO NEED A GUY THAT CAN EAT ME OUT LIKE DAT...SUMONE TO ROCK MY HOT WET PUSS WIT A NICE, LONG & THICK TOUNGE...I HAVE YET MET A GUY THAT CAN MAKE ME CUM...MAYBE IT'S NOT A GUY I NEED...MAYBE A GIRL? ;)



Subject: I am addicted too!
Date: Dec 25 2007 06:59:37 AM
Author: LickDaCat

I am in central Florida too but unlike pussyeater18 I only do slim or petite women. No fat ones for me. Half hour or more, no problem at all! Hotmail my name for hot lickin!



Subject: Drinking"HOT"PUSSYJUICE
Date: Dec 11 2007 06:39:33 PM
Author: pussyeater18

in central Florida this ADDICTED"PUSSYEATER" will make you"CUM"more than you ever though a girl could"CUM"vacation-eer`s most welcome.roomservice available may do CREAM-PIE too,love women 300 lbs and UP TOO



Subject: general observation
Date: Dec 02 2007 07:27:01 PM
Author: person

fags eat pussy really well!

and

these are kind of common sense...

duh



Subject:
Date: Nov 12 2007 05:37:07 PM
Author: been there done that

this article bit chearleader666 guide to eating pussy out.



Subject: interesting
Date: Oct 31 2007 08:07:52 PM
Author: nevr dun it

wow maybe I should try it sometime... but at least Im not a retard whos gonna put my # or e-mail on here for all the stalkers in the world to see just cuz I am single...



Subject: Tits
Date: Oct 28 2007 09:44:09 PM
Author: Shelley

Love when my man sucks my clit and plays with my tits.



Subject: Eating Out
Date: Oct 16 2007 07:49:55 PM
Author: MICK

Marianne, have you ever had your sweet pussy licked by a man? How about a woman? Which do you like best?



Subject: pussy eating
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:13:52 PM
Author: marianne

eating pussy is one of the most pleasure thing a man can do for a woman. this sight is the bomb.



Subject: Eating Out
Date: Oct 05 2007 08:47:19 PM
Author: MICK

Almost forgot to tell about the time my girlfriend had her sis lay on her belly to belly with their legs spread wide and hip in the air. I then got between their legs and procceded to lick up and down their pussy's man what a treat....2 differant tasting pussy's at one time.....got to try this one...Be sure to give them a little rim job while your at it, they love to feel the tounge touch their anus



Subject: Best Way To Eat Out
Date: Oct 05 2007 08:41:53 PM
Author: MICK

My girlfriend and I often have a 3 way with her younger sister. She is 18 and never had her pussy licked until we had her stay over at our place for the weekend. We got sauced on some good vodka and decided to show sis how good a pussy licking is. My best position was sis squatting over my girlfriends face while she tounged here ass and I layed on top of my girlfriend with my cock deep inside here snatch while licking her sisters pussy.....MAN did we all CUM together!!!!
Next best was eating out her little sister while my girlfriend jacked my off. Love it



Subject: Eating Out
Date: Oct 05 2007 08:32:51 PM
Author: MICK

As the dinner club always said "Eat Out Often"



Subject: eating pussy
Date: Sep 05 2007 09:05:08 PM
Author: joe

great writing...get a pillow up under her hips and spread her legs really wide...your article is correct; find out if the clit can really take a pounding and nothing wrong with sucking it...create that "seal" and work it with your lips and tongue...when you back off to give her a rest get your tongue into her hole and you might even want to deep finger her as you are abusing her clit...when her dam bursts it will be like a river of slimey goo that continues to belch and flow...give her a rest after she's blown her load & gently start the process all over again; repeat several ti



Subject: I am touching myself now
Date: Aug 27 2007 11:32:47 PM
Author: wow

wow..I have experienced many a good pussy eatings and reading this has really turned me on...Since I am all alone I'm having to enjoy pleasuring my own pussy. Keep writing this good stuff.



Subject: stymied
Date: Aug 26 2007 09:02:12 PM
Author: Andrew

I told my girlfriend I wanted to go down on her because I read a "How To" guide in the Vice book and she got all weirded out and wasn't down. What the fuck?



Subject: the best sentence ever written!!! omg
Date: Aug 01 2007 03:22:38 PM
Author: Misty

“although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel”

OMG! ok my pussy is soaking wet now after reading this...i came so hard...i think it was that sentence that totally sent me over the edge. that is SO HOT...i wish my guy would actually say super hot stuff like that to me...WOW!!!



Subject: Mastubation
Date: Jul 30 2007 07:26:28 PM
Author: MICK

My lady loves to lay on the edge of bed and pull her knees back to expose her lovely shaved snizzy. I will kneel at the bedside and procede to give her a very erotic tongue bath. When she is about to have her final orgasm, she will instruct me to start Jacking Off. I will already have lotion applied to my rather large and fully erect penis, so all I need to do is reach down with my right hand and start rubbing my hard cock, while playing with her Big Tits with my left hand. When she's finished cumming I will stand up and masturbate on her Pussy. She then makes me kneel back down and clea



Subject: thank you!!
Date: Jul 26 2007 07:46:10 AM
Author: lizzy

my fellar has been... AWFUL. he read this, and booooyyyyyaaaaoooo.

thank you.



Subject: Pussy eating
Date: Jul 23 2007 02:30:55 AM
Author: Sugard0ll1

W0w! i l0ve my pussy ate n the best part is after i cum in his m0uth he gives me a big fat french kiss mmm yummy dayum! i taste gd



Subject: helllll yeeaaa
Date: Jun 29 2007 07:36:11 AM
Author: Brien

man this site is the bomb!!!!
all that shit really works man my girl lovvveed it..haha thanks alot



Subject: Pussy
Date: Jun 26 2007 07:33:30 PM
Author: Erika

I love to eat pussy. anygirl out there who want me 2 eat their pussy email me @ erikamartin1224@yahoo.com
i crave pussy



Subject: right on
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:41:07 PM
Author: lou

Gotta say that had me hot and horny just reading, well written very funny!



Subject: Amazing
Date: Jun 22 2007 03:46:35 AM
Author: anomonus

TY very much XD will try



Subject: Haha
Date: May 27 2007 07:04:34 PM
Author: Rich

I actually lol'd! I like ur style.



Subject: true
Date: May 11 2007 06:33:16 PM
Author: diva

I love a good pussy eating, but it is so true you must get out when it is done. Some guys think they are superman and they will go on for another 10 minutes...I used to feel bad and let them...now I just have to push them away.



Subject: Im game
Date: May 09 2007 06:57:05 PM
Author: Mike tha eater

Now I am looking for someone to try this on.... if you want me to try this on you email me at: cadgrad2010@yahoo.com



Subject: The p.u.s.s.y.
Date: May 07 2007 07:27:42 AM
Author: Marc

Oh god man.

Thank you for that article.

Are you guys havin a "summer hole"?!
(That´s german for the time in summer, where no flashing articles are possible- nothing happens).

Those infos belong to teenage magacines, honey.
If you don´t know how to treat a pussy at least
o.k. when you´re in your thirties- think about it.

It is not even funny, when you wanted to joke around.


Bad notes on that!!



Subject: CALL ME
Date: Mar 31 2007 11:30:24 AM
Author: JUSTIN

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Subject: Ass to mouth
Date: Feb 25 2007 02:59:17 AM
Author: Becky

Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared an asshole to a vagina.



Subject: :D
Date: Feb 20 2007 05:45:15 PM
Author: alotta vaghina

omfg this should be taken and printed into every damn sex ed book there is. And if there aren't books, handouts, HOMEWORK, bitches. Excellent work! And thanks, now i'm more randy than a rabid dog in heat.



Subject: Sh'll give something back?I think not!
Date: Feb 17 2007 08:14:16 AM
Author: kq

"sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around"... Well, not with all women. To be honest, with most women you will still get nothing back at all. Ever. Period or not. That's just life. ;)



Subject: thanx
Date: Feb 04 2007 02:51:38 PM
Author: angie

omgthis is so true i fucked my ex and used this and she loved it and asked me later whered i learn it and i gave her the site and she loved it thanx



Subject: AFTER the Explosion
Date: Nov 30 2006 02:06:55 PM
Author: WOE

After she cums, slowly lick the flesh between the booty and the candy box and gently over the booty hole, not actually penetrating just gliding over it. she will go nuts



Subject: eating pussy
Date: Nov 01 2006 05:38:04 PM
Author: danraymab

Thank you for the info. I enjoy eating pussy just wish I could fine some women that want there pussy eat in SC and NC.



Subject: text
Date: Oct 12 2006 10:32:17 AM
Author: Sara

Brilliant writing-work !



Subject: Props
Date: Sep 09 2006 07:22:42 PM
Author: Me

I give you props, this article is fucking Hilarious! and well written. And it works!right on!



Subject: Tunnel of Love
Date: Jul 28 2006 01:13:28 PM
Author: Bazzurk

Neatly written. I couldn't have done it better. Although np new tricks for me...
hehehe
Bring it on girls!



Subject: whoo sending this to my boyfriend
Date: May 21 2006 11:27:26 AM
Author: Mary-Beth

haha, i laughed out loud so many times, my mom asked what i was laughing at. very clear and concise writing, this will make the world better. hahaha



Subject: fark yer!
Date: May 17 2006 10:19:16 PM
Author: maniam

squirted my wad all over miself! in my mouth aswell!! tasted so so good... .
THANX FOR THA TIPS! CANT WAIT TILL I LICKOUT TONITE! SOME PUSSY IS GONNA GET IT GOOD! FARK!

THANX AGAIN MATE!



Subject: Girls gone wild
Date: Apr 02 2006 11:46:38 PM
Author: Melissa & Kathy

Very well written-we are really horny now-we are glad you incorporated so many different and new names for our snatches! Keep up the good work!Women eat pussy to sometimes!



Subject: For Dit it Once
Date: Mar 26 2006 12:23:26 PM
Author: Lottie

Hmmmz... I just don't know girl... I must say I do a lot of kinki stuff but kissing/tasting my own poenany order department... Mb I should try it again.



Subject: hot
Date: Mar 25 2006 09:11:08 AM
Author: dutchy

kinda turned me on there Gavin



Subject: nice
Date: Mar 25 2006 04:53:55 AM
Author: did it once

defenitly nice piece of writin'. I'm jalous. Totally agree with FuhrerMofko. Taste is good. Kiss the girls. I'm a girl, I like it a lot. One extra tip, if ya dont exactly know what or when and you're not in the MicMac Indian phase, you can always ask the girl. Easy does it.
And another thing, in the end instead of the tongue,use your hand as carpet. Easy tough, its sensetive. Finally, but thata a persanol flavour, I like it better side-to-side. Mostly we do it like that ourselves...



Subject: eating pussy?
Date: Mar 21 2006 05:35:34 AM
Author: MAN

Fuck all this crap! Eating pussy is a little too 70s for me.


SUCK MY DICK!



Subject: Kissing
Date: Mar 20 2006 04:07:45 PM
Author: FuhrerMofko

Really nice piece of writing. I just have a reply on Lottie's comment: If a man did a great job, trust me, a women won't care ever if you pour her a glass of her own cunt honey.



Subject: Extra tip
Date: Mar 19 2006 07:26:49 AM
Author: Lottie

Nice piece of writing.

Just one extra tip: after you guys finish, please don't kiss us fully on the mouth...



Subject: partyeeee
Date: Mar 19 2006 04:12:49 AM
Author: freek

Thanks for tha great party! Need more like this!



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