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![]() ![]() The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “although I am about to rock your insides with 3 000 lbs. of explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygod-ohmygod.” Kind of like being massaged with exotic fruits by a muscular Arab oil sheik. A good mange (that’s French for “eat,” you brutes) is like a thousand years of Saturdays or one of those Flake adverts. Break it down! BE DOWN Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don’t want to will only bring on the dry heaves. Eat like a pig at the trough and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven. DON’T SAY HI TO DRY A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers. Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws. Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire. SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation. Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt. By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days. Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies. Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off. PARTING THE RED SEAS Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet. THE GRAND ENTRANCE Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis. ROCK THE BOAT Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss. After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later. Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat. IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away. Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on. CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics. Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale. Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off. CLITS THAT DON’T Some clits don’t want to be singled out and battered around. These are the boring ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual St. Bernard licks until she cums, pure and simple. If you’re getting bored try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You could be looking at half an hour here pal, and that can be problematic. If you go for that long and she doesn’t cum, you’re going to be in a foul mood, so if it’s too much work, move on. On the bright side, going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around. THE CONCLUSION Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15. GAVIN MCINNES |
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I printed it up and will read it next time I do the deed. If she has a belly button ring I can prop it up against her boobs as if I were reading sheet music. you forgot to mention fingers! I finger up there while being licked will never make you want to have it done any other way. not a ramming one, a 'come hither' one. trust me. Wow oh yeeaa he spread my legs widely apart and gave me the real fuck of my love for 95 mins. I got the size of my clit trippled. I like my pussy being eaten till it turns redish-pink. Do you want to try me? i think i like dick wow me and my boyfriend are together in the same room right now and he just got done eating my pussy out and damn did it feel like i was in heaven hes getting ready to do it again so bye oh baby getting eat out is the best thing in the world great guide, a bit long winded though, my advice is show some enthuismasm, nothing will get any woman going more then effort, show that your keen, it will get her excited, which will make your job tens times easier! I love to eat it if you want me to I will eat it for you I'm in Philly NO REAL MAN WOULD EVER EAT PUSSY that.was. so fucking hot. just thinking that a guy would be that giving would make me so turned on that i would cum all over myself while im blowing him... if a woman you love looks cute and smells naturally excellent(female sex pheromones), that is one of her greatest sexual resources.just hug, kiss and start suck her nipples, put the fingers in her panty from outside and then in the panty. you will have the first phase of joy of sex when your cock starts to leak something. this is the time you will love to eat the beatiful pussy you love. once you go down you really don't like to withdraw your mouth unless she will also start to suck your juice from the cock and leaves the scrotum empty. I've eaten my friend's pussy before and it drives her insane when I have a dildo handy. And then ruth just goes off the richter Lovely article. I must find a way to anonymously send this to my ex - I swear the man had no tongue at all. No future girl should have to suffer through that ... I know you girls love to have your pussies explored with a tongue. Do you also love to have your anus licked and probed with your partners tongue?? I know my girl does. She loves to have me start with her anus, getting it loose and lubed up with my tongue then move to her dripping pussy. While I lick her clit and probe her vagina with my tongue, I will gently insert a finger in her rectum. Once her sphincter relaxes I will then insert her vibrator just inside her rectum. She says the vibrator in her anus and my tongue on her clit sends her into a major orgasm. When she is finished cumming she allows me to lube up my huge throbbing cock and masturbate on her face. Then I am instructed to lick her clean and deep French kiss her until all the sperm is swallowed by both of us. you guys are fuckin creepy any young girl that want to be eaten e-mail me at seanyone@hotmail.com any young girl that want to be eaten e-mail me at seanyone@hotmail.com hey aly i am 15 years old and i will eat u hey babegurl993@yahoo.com add mine seanyone@yahoo.com any girl want me to eat her pussy email me at ps3son11@yahoo.com my AIM is BsktbllLover6 i promise i will make u cum Lottie's comment says not to kiss us on the mouth afterwards. She sucks. I am a girl and I LOVE it when I can taste myself all over a guy's face. Lottie is a prude. Pussy tastes awsome. I love t o have my pussy eaten and I have not been on a date since my divorce in 2 years anyone willing to apply in the Converse, TX area let me know. I love geeting eaten and I miss it so much I to receive as well as return; oral sex is total pleasure I love to eat pussy I love to kiss and lick ever part of a womans body i love eating pussy and have tasted many pussies... mail me if you wanna hear my true stories ..fareens@lankasom.net Author: know-it-all #1 rule is don't overdo it from the start, kills it, or shocks it, and then it's not so responsive--you just ruined it. you can first gently run your finger over it in her underwear stroking to arouse it, saves you time later with your tongue. feel if it rises a little and gets bigger. don't waste too much time on the thighs or anything, spend more of it on the clit but teasing it for a long time, not moving away from it for too long or it's like starting over. you can avoid the very tip until later in the game. make an upside down "U" going over one inner lip, up over the mid of the clit, coming down, and back again. this teases well. then go side to side with your tongue (or up and down, i like side to side), she may have a favorite side you can ask, and start slow and speed up gradually. don't go too fast too soon or you'll be stuck doing it for a long time, because there's no going back once you're there, remember overdoing it at any point ruins the necessary buildup. feel it out. once you're there, then if you can maintain going fast for a while you're awesome, stick your finger in and this can send her over the top. note: this works for me and many other women, some women like the constant big flat tongue thing but it doesn't work for me at all i just get frustrated. note 2: be aggressive before all this, in stroking her body and grabbing her and all, it's a turn on, and pay her lots of compliments on her body, so she's not questioning what you think of her, a turnoff. tell her it tastes good too. tell her you like her boobs, some girls are stupid and self-conscious about small ones, (all girls stop this now non-meathead types are into your body). note 3 : invest. the first time may take 30 min, don't hate here, it can clear her mental blockade though and more confident for next time, so next time it can take half as long. there's alot of pressure about having an orgasm. don't expect one, or expect one too soon, or expect a squirter, or anything unrealistic, and the pressure is off, and the likelihood of you pleasing her just increased. say " i know it's the first time i'm doing this to you so i have to learn, i'm not expecting anything i'm just having fun so let me do it". 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I was moaning playing with his balls begging for him to fuck me. he wasn't finished he ran his tongue to my left nipple which was already erect. he told me he loved my big fuckin tits as he showed my nipple no mercy. just when I couldn't take anymore. he licked n kissed my stomach soft n slow. until he got to that straight line we both knew exstacy was inevitable. ..he took his pussy lips in his mouth ran his tongue over my en Subject: eattingpussy Date: Mar 15 2008 01:14:57 PM Author: eatthemup23 i love to eatpussy,just taking about it has me wonting to eat some j.pussy and all ages.so if your man ait't eating your pussy right 1800-eat-them-up will.i will love to make a lady feel like she need to be@lat out some of that good j.... 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When she is about to have her final orgasm, she will instruct me to start Jacking Off. I will already have lotion applied to my rather large and fully erect penis, so all I need to do is reach down with my right hand and start rubbing my hard cock, while playing with her Big Tits with my left hand. When she's finished cumming I will stand up and masturbate on her Pussy. She then makes me kneel back down and clea Subject: thank you!! Date: Jul 26 2007 07:46:10 AM Author: lizzy my fellar has been... AWFUL. he read this, and booooyyyyyaaaaoooo. thank you. 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Subject: CALL ME Date: Mar 31 2007 11:30:24 AM Author: JUSTIN WOW THIS WORKS IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS OUT THERE WHO WANT ME TO EAT THEM OUT OR FUCK THEM CALL ME AT (910)582-4171 I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG ORGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ASK FOR JUSTIN Subject: Ass to mouth Date: Feb 25 2007 02:59:17 AM Author: Becky Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared an asshole to a vagina. Subject: :D Date: Feb 20 2007 05:45:15 PM Author: alotta vaghina omfg this should be taken and printed into every damn sex ed book there is. And if there aren't books, handouts, HOMEWORK, bitches. Excellent work! And thanks, now i'm more randy than a rabid dog in heat. Subject: Sh'll give something back?I think not! Date: Feb 17 2007 08:14:16 AM Author: kq "sticking it out will lead to some payback when period week comes around"... Well, not with all women. To be honest, with most women you will still get nothing back at all. Ever. Period or not. That's just life. ;) Subject: thanx Date: Feb 04 2007 02:51:38 PM Author: angie omgthis is so true i fucked my ex and used this and she loved it and asked me later whered i learn it and i gave her the site and she loved it thanx Subject: AFTER the Explosion Date: Nov 30 2006 02:06:55 PM Author: WOE After she cums, slowly lick the flesh between the booty and the candy box and gently over the booty hole, not actually penetrating just gliding over it. she will go nuts Subject: eating pussy Date: Nov 01 2006 05:38:04 PM Author: danraymab Thank you for the info. I enjoy eating pussy just wish I could fine some women that want there pussy eat in SC and NC. Subject: text Date: Oct 12 2006 10:32:17 AM Author: Sara Brilliant writing-work ! Subject: Props Date: Sep 09 2006 07:22:42 PM Author: Me I give you props, this article is fucking Hilarious! and well written. And it works!right on! Subject: Tunnel of Love Date: Jul 28 2006 01:13:28 PM Author: Bazzurk Neatly written. I couldn't have done it better. Although np new tricks for me... hehehe Bring it on girls! Subject: whoo sending this to my boyfriend Date: May 21 2006 11:27:26 AM Author: Mary-Beth haha, i laughed out loud so many times, my mom asked what i was laughing at. very clear and concise writing, this will make the world better. hahaha Subject: fark yer! Date: May 17 2006 10:19:16 PM Author: maniam squirted my wad all over miself! in my mouth aswell!! tasted so so good... . THANX FOR THA TIPS! CANT WAIT TILL I LICKOUT TONITE! SOME PUSSY IS GONNA GET IT GOOD! FARK! THANX AGAIN MATE! Subject: Girls gone wild Date: Apr 02 2006 11:46:38 PM Author: Melissa & Kathy Very well written-we are really horny now-we are glad you incorporated so many different and new names for our snatches! Keep up the good work!Women eat pussy to sometimes! Subject: For Dit it Once Date: Mar 26 2006 12:23:26 PM Author: Lottie Hmmmz... I just don't know girl... I must say I do a lot of kinki stuff but kissing/tasting my own poenany order department... Mb I should try it again. Subject: hot Date: Mar 25 2006 09:11:08 AM Author: dutchy kinda turned me on there Gavin Subject: nice Date: Mar 25 2006 04:53:55 AM Author: did it once defenitly nice piece of writin'. I'm jalous. Totally agree with FuhrerMofko. Taste is good. Kiss the girls. I'm a girl, I like it a lot. One extra tip, if ya dont exactly know what or when and you're not in the MicMac Indian phase, you can always ask the girl. Easy does it. And another thing, in the end instead of the tongue,use your hand as carpet. Easy tough, its sensetive. Finally, but thata a persanol flavour, I like it better side-to-side. Mostly we do it like that ourselves... Subject: eating pussy? Date: Mar 21 2006 05:35:34 AM Author: MAN Fuck all this crap! Eating pussy is a little too 70s for me. SUCK MY DICK! Subject: Kissing Date: Mar 20 2006 04:07:45 PM Author: FuhrerMofko Really nice piece of writing. I just have a reply on Lottie's comment: If a man did a great job, trust me, a women won't care ever if you pour her a glass of her own cunt honey. Subject: Extra tip Date: Mar 19 2006 07:26:49 AM Author: Lottie Nice piece of writing. Just one extra tip: after you guys finish, please don't kiss us fully on the mouth... Subject: partyeeee Date: Mar 19 2006 04:12:49 AM Author: freek Thanks for tha great party! Need more like this! |
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