New dads take note. When you work away from home too much and raise your kids on birthday magicians, cartoons and MTV Emo hour you will come home one day to this and start yelling: Sarah, I can't even recognize Kylie any more.Comments/Enlarge |
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I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket).Comments/Enlarge |
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We like to pretend that New York City is the greatest place on earth, but you know that’s bullshit. You know your little scene with your friends and your inside jokes is all that matters. That’s “cooler” than any stupid party you read about over on Last Night’s Party.
rabies babies, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote: 1001 uses for shopping carts other than shopping, use 307.
hop.off.my.pipe., on Jun 27, 2009 wrote: woah! is that a fresh track of weave hanging out of his hat?
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote: damn you sure are clever. you take the caption and change one word to "vice" then call vice a don’t!
that’ll teach ’em!!
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote: We like to pretend that America is the greatest place on earth, but you know that’s bullshit. You know your little scene with your friends and your inside jokes is all that matters. That’s “cooler” than any stupid do’s or don’ts section you read about on Vice.
Vice is a don’t.
Anonymous, on May 24, 2009 wrote: Why is it that you think anywhere with a midget break dancing or a midget Lila Jon cover band is the greatest place on earth? Oh wait, you’re right that does make it the greatest place on earth. No wonder he looks so happy
Anonymous, on Mar 24, 2009 wrote: Road map $4.99. Digital camera $250. Hanging out beside Route 6 with some homeless guys and a couple of overturned shopping carts, getting "fuck me" eyes from an androgenous little person - priceless.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: best Do caption
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote: Easily one of the best things ever.
washingtonirvin, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote: Me: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Them: Just rapping...
