Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
"this caption was either written by a douche, or... wait--no it was written by a d-bag."
Fucking. Classic.
Sort of a bait and switch thing going on, superb cadence, etc. |
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Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
I don’t think I’d even qualify that as a joke. |
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Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
"this caption was either written by a douche, or... wait--no it was written by a d-bag."
is literally the worst joke I have ever read/heard |
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Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Wow, three below me... Are you in second grade? |
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Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
More than 50% of all Hummers sold are for use as promotional vehicles for energy drinks.
X-tremely true fact |
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Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
"Why is everybody writing things in quotes?" -Marlene Dietrich |
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Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
"this caption was either written by a douche, or... wait--no it was written by a d-bag." |
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Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
"Hi, I spent several thousand dollars on a ’conversation starter’ because I am such jokester that the only way I can break the ice with other people is in direct visual reference to a hummer that looks like I won it in an RL Stine fanclub raffle contest." |
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| noiseZ13000, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
or may b the guy is a jokester n this is an awesome conversation starter on how ridiculous his car looks |
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| Silent Running, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
I wish this was one of those home videos where the hummer makes a right turn and then the phone-controlled mine goes off. |
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Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
sup jersey |
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Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
From Wiki: 47,XYY boys [the name of the karyotype for boys with two Y chromosomes] have an increased risk of learning difficulties (in up to 50%) and delayed speech and language skills.
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Maybe this explains why the Hummer is decked out as it is? |
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Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
alligator, I disagree- anyone can see that thing’s never seen a mudhole--- there are no underbrush scratches on the paint-- strictly urban vanity... |
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| soboredeyes, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
too much money, too little brain cells |
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| alligator123, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
i bet he goes "mudding" |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
cause its a dude |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
what makes everyone think its a dude |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
i cant imagine this guy getting any action |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
i wouldn’t fuck with this guy. look at the back wheel. that’s some kind of nozzle that comes out and shreds tires, all spy hunter style and shit. |
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| factorygirlwarhol, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
or someone who secretly wishes they were a Ghostbuster of sorts. |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
i hate people who put stickers n shit on their cars |
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| poozer, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
at least it doesn’t have a baseball-through-the-window sticker. |
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| emcarthu, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
this caption is particularly funny actually. |
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| lowbrow, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
or, ahhhhhhhhhnallllld. |
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| malathion, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
wow . your hummer is so badass that godzilla couldn’t swipe at it and destroy it . i mean it’s so goddam spectacular a thing that actual ghosts seek to hide out in it and scare away passers by . it just screams " i am not to be fucked with " . |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
jesus christ. why do people keep coming to this site just to complain about the captions. |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
The caption is a don’t, but so is the picture, so fair is fair. Honestly people stop driving those things. |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
seriously not funny not funny at all |
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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
obviously not jobless tools like you. |
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