I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket).Comments/Enlarge |
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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good.Comments/Enlarge |
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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote: I WANT TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!!!!!!!
sketchballer, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote: they knew it was love when his cock fit perfectly in her hand.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: Take away the paper-bag-Plain-Jane and that guy could totally be a do, given an appropriate wardrobe.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: HAHA. Best. Caption. Ever.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: denim voltron
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: i bet they say really strange things to each other right before they cum (simultaneously, of course).
place kicker, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: do you think the people at adidas would like this photo or not? on one hand, two people are wearing your product. on the other, these people are completely embarrassing. are two losers in the hand better than three randoms in the bush?
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: Canadian Tuxedo?
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: wait, no, they wear hi-tops now. something changed
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: isn’t this what williamsburg looks like these days? a whole bunch of these types a couples
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: omg this is such a DON’T. the caption says it all.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: brandon and maya?
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote: The caption might be good if the writer knew how to form a sentence.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: SO TRUE
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: "Alright Claire, there’s no way we can continue dating unless you increase denimosity by 12%"
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: Not a gun. A Denimometer maybe.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Perhaps true.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Is he holding a gun?
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote: awww they’re probably really nice.
TerribleOne, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: All matching outfits except for the inverted colour sneakers.
Do denim jackets come with a free packet of marlboro reds?
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: "No, Anonymous 1 and 2, this was not a crappy caption. I am a "working" editor and writer and that caption was fucking priceless. Best. Caption. Ever."
I love the caption but I doubt a "working" editor would ever write "Best. Caption. Ever." and mean it.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: do you know english?
wtevs, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: maybe this is their wedding, though?
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: ewwww....matching denium tuxes...
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote: Adam + Zofia ?
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote: And I complained when Daft Punk went denim..
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote: thats one of the best captions I’ve read. too funny. fuk I luv vice.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote: I wish I could understand this caption
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote: wow mean but so true.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote: nice sneaks you stupid bitch
