I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt.Comments/Enlarge |
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Something about the combination of muscular skinhead thug and delicately flavored rabbit tagliatelle in a beautiful back garden in Rome is making me ask myself that age-old question again: Am I a fag?Comments/Enlarge |
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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab.
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2009 wrote: this one’s spot on.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote: ba-zing
sketchballer, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote: it is weird that seinfeld had such a funny show for a guy that’s so unfunny. makes me wonder how much of it was because of larry david. probably a lot.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote: nice kicks
daffo, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Hey, it’s Sandy Duncan! It’s great to see her dancin’ with one glass eye n’ all...
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote: Wait a minute, did Vice just put down Jerry Seinfeld? Stuuupid move, guys...
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote: curb your enthusiasm > seinfeld
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote: Seinfeld is the only good thing in life
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote: "yeah but that sweater is pure bill cosby"
and the pants are pure theo.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: "Nice shoes". WTF is wrong with you people. "Ooh, white sneakers with a Nike swish. Niiiice."
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote: yeah but that sweater is pure bill cosby
Silent Running, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote: In 1994 Nike’s were like, what, $5? So he could afford to take his sponsor out for a nice night at the American Legion.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: step to the right, step to the left, turn around and then INJECT! step to the left, step to the right, TURN AROUND AND SNORT ALL NIGHT! step to the front, step to the back, dosey-do and sniff CRACK OFF YER CRACK. step to the back, step to the front, let me lick yer ugly CUNT
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: what the hell is going on ?
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: whatever, that dude has nice shoes
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: bitch has methamphetamine arms
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: 9/11 was the shit
go ahmadinedschad go
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: what about michael richards using slurs. he was responsible for people caring about that.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: Look at the guy at the table behind him. He’s getting sucked into a black hole or something.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: i think he pants are harboring the cold war.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: i just noticed you can see through the bottom of her dress. barf.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: I can tell by looking that sweater is like a super magnet for dog hair. And with the leopard print, probably dog humping too.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: for those times when you only want to look like a freshly permed cheetah from the side.
megabreath, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: man, that’s pretty harsh, mal. i’d only hope for him to break his hip so he has to get rolled to the picture window in front of the elevator bank to creep out kids visiting their great-grandparents.
malathion, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: it’s the low-maintenance nature of this look that compensates , via it’s functionality , for the complete shitiness of it’s aesthetic incompetence . this guy can and will be dressed like that when he slips and fractures his hip at the old folks home and , hopefully , dies shortly thereafter .
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: but now everyone thinks seinfeld is funny
skidmarx, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: what’s the one about having to be a little bit uncomfortable to look good? this is the opposite of that.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: you can’t dance at the sizzler!
hi fructose, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: i’m thankful we as a human race have gotten over fabric textures like velour and whatever they are wearing.
