The reason British nerds are so content is they’re not outcasts. The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage.
Dear horny guys without a single ounce of shame in their entire fucking bodies,
Please know that the only thing keeping the rest of us from booting you so hard in the balls that your screams get pregnant is the possibility that you'd get off on that too.
