Farting on passed-out people is the new farting. You get to let one with a purpose without bumming people out, kind of like if you piss on someone with a jellyfish sting (except she did it for generating laughs instead of bringing down swelling).
You know what? Fuck punk. And fuck trying to be a hippie. They both take too long. Everyone under 20 needs to become a rockabilly. The hair’s a cinch, the shoes make you look tall, and unless you’re living with your granddad in Alabama, it’s actually become rebellious again.
