Women look at the girl on the left and say, “Those earrings and those sneakers? Bitch, please.” Men look at her and think, “I want to wrap her up in cotton wool and then slowly discover what every square inch of her ass tastes like.”Comments/Enlarge |
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Incredibly poor kids have exactly the same lifestyle as incredibly rich kids. If Ashleigh wants another pony it will be there by dinner time. And if A.J. wants a patriotic monster-truck wagon, well, we didn’t know those existed but sure, we’ll have one here in an hour. Comments/Enlarge |
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