DOS & DON'TS

  • DOs & DON'Ts

    You already know that sloppy Fall Out Boy whores reek like stale smoke and bubble gum and have more shit in their purse than you have in your house. But did you also know that they secretly use the piss of nanny goats to dye their hair? Bet you didn’t!
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  • DOs & DON'Ts

    Like the proverbial girl who won't shut her yap about how to give a blowjob, reading a freshman-year philosophy book in public is the surest sign of a man who knows less about life than an Australian Chili Peppers aficionado.
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TEXTO Y FOTOS POR ROBERT JOHNSON

Esta fue la primera noche que utilizaron cañones de agua. Él estaba en shock. Y era superalto.

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