If I’d spent $10 billion on a jacket and $6 squillion on my face I’d expect to not look like Kaa from The Jungle Book in a tranny wig. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
You can keep your Suicide Girl with the sculpted pubes and clit piercings and chest tattoos who can only get off while pegging you from an inverted sex swing using her ankles to hold a Hitachi magic wand against her taint ring. Give me a lady with simple, classic tastes any day of the week. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
