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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


This either belongs to a Young Adult author whose work combines ghost stories with military technothrillers or a rich, Mediterranean manchild whose DNA combines four or five Y chromosomes with the gene for being really stupid. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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FOTOGRAFÍA: ANGELA BOATWRIGHT. ESTILISTA: ANNETTE LAMOTHE-RAMOS
Asistente de estilista: Laura Anne Katzman. Peinados: Conrad Dornan. Maquillaje: Sarah Egan

Romper American Apparel, vestido Samantha Pleet, calcetines Betsey Johnson, camiseta Ben Sherman.

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